Swarm — a New Approach To Distributed Computation
An anonymous reader writes "Ian Clarke, creator of Freenet, has been working on a new open source project called Swarm. The concept is to allow a computer program to be distributed across multiple computers in a manner almost completely transparent to the programmer. The system observes the program executing and figures out how the workload should be distributed for maximum efficiency. Swarm is implemented in Scala. Its at an early-prototype stage, and Ian has created a good 36 minute video explaining the concept and the current implementation."
I'm sure you would notice an apparently suspicious huge JVM process eating your CPU time. :]
Ezekiel 23:20
Imagine a Beowulf cluster of... err. Oh.
In Ian Clarke's Swarm, World "Hellos" you!
AT&ROFLMAO
Nope, I already use OpenOffice!
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Computer 1: MOV AL...what? No more? MOV AL what? I need a value! WTF am I supposed to do with that!?
Computer 2: 09? Nine? Who gave me nine on its own. That doesn't make any sense! Jeez! Hey, anyone out there missing some data?
Computer 3: Not me, I'm pushing the registers onto the stack
Computer 4: Nope, I've got an INT
Computer 5: Oh, hey, it could be me - does NOP have a value. No? Sorry, my bad!
Computer 1: Nine - yeah, nine - Well, I could stick that in AL if no-one else wants it!?
Computer 3: Oh, heck, give it to 1. I've just got a POP instruction so I am going to obliterate it anyway.....
AT&ROFLMAO