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LHC Successfully Cools To 1.9K In Lead-Up To Restart

Smelly Jeffrey writes "The BBC is reporting that the LHC has had all eight of its sectors cooled to 1.9 Kelvin. Their tagline is that it is now 'colder than deep space,' referring to the CMB. LHC engineers have spent nearly $40,000,000 USD on a new system to prevent the 'quench' condition that caused the LHC to be down for warming, repairs, and re-cooling over the last year. The LHC is now cold enough to begin colliding particles in search of the Higgs Boson. High power collisions won't be started until late December, or perhaps early January. However, a low-power beam through parts of the collider could be tested as early as next week!"

177 comments

  1. Cool! by Eric+Smith · · Score: 4, Funny

    Time for my friends and I to throw yet another end-of-the-world party!

    1. Re:Cool! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 3, Funny

      Where's my goddamned time machine? Hey! Dr. John Bell! Would you quit yer damn' canoodling with 23rd century freemasons, and help me find the damn time machine? I left my electron microscope in the alternate omniverse, and can't see the damn time machine anymore!

      Hurry, man! I have some more magnets to go break in Switzewhen.

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    2. Re:Cool! by sakdoctor · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, we're having a windows 7 party too.

    3. Re:Cool! by dreamchaser · · Score: 2, Informative

      Don't worry you've got some time. They probably won't reach full power until sometime in late 2012...

    4. Re:Cool! by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, we're having a windows 7 party too.

      Curse you for killing my "colder than Vista's reception" joke!

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    5. Re:Cool! by pdxp · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is /. and you have friends? You must be one of those cool people I keep hearing about.

    6. Re:Cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      December 14 according to my math, +/- 72 hrs.

  2. If it's not in operation... by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    Then why are they spending all the energy to cool the things two months before it's needed?

    I don't mean this as a sarcastic comment. I'm genuinely curious.

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    1. Re:If it's not in operation... by StaticEngine · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If they do find the Higgs in January, they want to have a LOT of jello shots on hand.

    2. Re:If it's not in operation... by flydude18 · · Score: 1

      Even the summary says that test runs will start soon. It's only the "high power collisions" that will wait until December, at which time the LHC will be fully operational.

    3. Re:If it's not in operation... by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Then why are they spending all the energy to cool the things two months before it's needed?

      You mean they're spending like there's no tomorrow? Hmmmm.
             

    4. Re:If it's not in operation... by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

      I'm crossing my fingers for some newspaper to unthinkingly use the "black hole" analogy to describe the glut of spending..

    5. Re:If it's not in operation... by Goaway · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because cooling a 27 kilometer long object to 1.9 K takes a lot of time. You can't just keep heating it up and cooling it back down again. You cool it down once, and keep it cooled permanently.

      Part of the reason this whole thing took so long in the first place was that it had to be heated up and cooled down again.

    6. Re:If it's not in operation... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm crossing my fingers for some newspaper to unthinkingly use the "black hole" analogy to describe the glut of spending..

      At least with a black hole, if you're smart enough to stay away from the event horizon you'll be OK. We, on the other hand, are surely screwed.

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    7. Re:If it's not in operation... by igny · · Score: 1

      You cool it down once, and keep it cooled permanently.

      Permanently is a relative term. Time flies differently near black holes.

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    8. Re:If it's not in operation... by PDX · · Score: 1

      The super cooled helium is going to first cool the German dark beer then it will loop around to the light imported ales where it will finally cool the disco ball to 1.9 kelvin. Thus we will have the coolest party in the known universe.

    9. Re:If it's not in operation... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Basically the thing doesn't work at all unless it's cooled. Once you get it cooled down you can start testing the various parts to make sure they work. Once you've done that you do an integrated, low power test where you circulate some particles and see if anything breaks. If not, you work your way up until you're at the designed power.

      It all takes quite a while.

    10. Re:If it's not in operation... by JonathanPerelmann · · Score: 3, Interesting

      because cooling down a 31km long ultra high vacuum apparatus isn't like making ice cubes. You need to go section by section, sealing it off, baking and pumping it to remove contaminates, then slowly cooling it to temperature. My groups apparatus takes up only half of a room and it took us weeks to bake and bring to temperature.

    11. Re:If it's not in operation... by GreekLawyer · · Score: 1

      Because cooling a 27 kilometer long object to 1.9 K takes a lot of time. You can't just keep heating it up and cooling it back down again. You cool it down once, and keep it cooled permanently.

      Part of the reason this whole thing took so long in the first place was that it had to be heated up and cooled down again.

      If the disasters don't get these guys at CERN the electricity company will definitely get them!!

    12. Re:If it's not in operation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >permanently

      More like half a year or so at a time.

    13. Re:If it's not in operation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That made my day.

    14. Re:If it's not in operation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having to drink beer that's been cooled to 1.9K is going to suck.

    15. Re:If it's not in operation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Detecting the Higgs Boson is not going to be a matter of turning on the LHC and revolutionizing physics overnight. In fact, it's more likely that each detector experiment will spend a month learning how their detector behaves, a year collecting data, and a couple more months to analyze and publish their first substantial set of results.

      Of course, that gives you more time to stockpile jello shots.

    16. Re:If it's not in operation... by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Because cooling something to near absolute 0 is not something you can do over night for a multitude of reasons, one of the primary being that there is SO LITTLE energy IN something at 1.9k that it takes a very long time before it bleeds into something else so that it can get cooler.

      Remember 'cold' is just 'not hot'. Heat is energy, hotter is more energetic. When you get to 1.9k the atoms are barely vibrating and there is nothing around for the atoms to bump into to transfer the heat energy off it and into the cooling system.

      Cooling things down actually takes FAR more effort than heating them up. They've got this thing to a temp colder than the void in empty space, and everything around it is FAR FAR hotter.

      Now consider their doing this to a series of tunnels that are what, 17km long? LOTS of energy to dissipate, and they've got to dissipate it into an environment that has about 400 times MORE energy.

      Its kind of like trying to make a car sit entirely stationary in space and time. While its riding in a train across the countryside, which is of course on the Earth which is hurtling through space at thousands of km/hour. Its really hard to take energy out of a system when everything around the system is trying to add energy to it, literally EVERYTHING (the vast voids of space included).

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  3. Never mind. Missed the obvious. by Valdrax · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They're doing low-power test runs. I managed in my brilliance not to notice either that paragraph in the article or the tagline at the end of the summary. /hangs head in shame.

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  4. I knew it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Related Stories
    Science: The LHC, the Higgs Boson, and Fate 666 comments"

    It's a sign, they're going to kill us all!

    1. Re:I knew it! by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      No, they'll just reveal that there are exactly 666 particles and exactly 666 dimensions, and thus finally prove that we are already in hell.

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  5. Re:40 MILLION USD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    When every government balance sheet is dripping red, why are we doing this again ?

    Your not. . . the LHC is localed in Geneva, and was built by the European Organization for Nuclear Research. The monetary numbers were just converted to USD because the article is written/targeted to a US audience.

    *Knock Knock* Hi, its the rest of the world here at your door, we'd love for you to come out and visit sometime!

  6. Well it's about time. by FlyingSquidStudios · · Score: 2, Funny

    We need to get rid of all these extra hadrons that have been piling up since the accident.

    1. Re:Well it's about time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG they're EVERYWHERE! I'm literally DROWNING in a SEA OF HADRONS! Please HELP MEEEEE!!!

    2. Re:Well it's about time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did anyone else read this as a SEA OF HARDONS?

  7. Better double-check... by David+Gould · · Score: 5, Funny

    Has the LHC destroyed the Earth yet?

    NO

    Good. Carry on.

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    1. Re:Better double-check... by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      Better put a mirror site on the moon in case.

    2. Re:Better double-check... by Troy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sorry, but my results differ

      http://qntm.org/?board

    3. Re:Better double-check... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, for one, welcome our black hole overlords!

    4. Re:Better double-check... by David+Gould · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, odd... better repeat the experiment just to be sure.

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    5. Re:Better double-check... by Firehed · · Score: 1

      The comments in that page's source are definite winners.

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    6. Re:Better double-check... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Hey, that page is a fake! He hard-coded the answer instead of actually checking!

    7. Re:Better double-check... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone ever view the source of that page?

  8. Somone from the future will put a stop to it all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/13/science/space/13lhc.html?_r=2

  9. Re:40 MILLION USD by timmarhy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    the work done at LHC is about the only type of thing governments do that adds any value anyway.

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  10. Re:Somone from the future will put a stop to it al by spydum · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll keep an eye out for Doc Brown and his Delorean

  11. Wrong summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "LHC engineers have spent nearly $40,000,000 USD on a new system to prevent quenching condition that ..."

    No,

      1. it is not to prevent quenching, it is to allow helium to escape properly. Superconductors will at some point in their life quench or lose superconductivity. This happens for various reasons though most are due to insufficient cooling, like the last case.

      2. Couldn't this say $40,000,000 USD (FORTY MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) to be more dramatic?

    1. Re:Wrong summary by hezekiah957 · · Score: 5, Funny

      2. Couldn't this say $40,000,000 USD (FORTY MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) to be more dramatic?

      It's European, not Nigerian.

    2. Re:Wrong summary by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      2. Couldn't this say $40,000,000 USD (FORTY MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) *places pinky finger at corner of mouth* to be more dramatic?

      Fixed that for you ;-)

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    3. Re:Wrong summary by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > It's European, not Nigerian.

      Ok, 26.800.000,00 (TWENTY SIX MILLION EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND EUROS)

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    4. Re:Wrong summary by meringuoid · · Score: 4
      2. Couldn't this say $40,000,000 USD (FORTY MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) to be more dramatic?

      And couldn't they tell us the cost in euro? I mean, that's the unit in which the LHC is budgeted. Why convert into some volatile foreign currency? Let us know the actual figure, and if we live outside the eurozone then we'll convert into our own local currency by ourselves, thanks.

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    5. Re:Wrong summary by syousef · · Score: 1

      2. Couldn't this say $40,000,000 USD (FORTY MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) to be more dramatic?

      You'd prefer they imply the reader is innumerate?

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    6. Re:Wrong summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Actually, CERN (and thus LHC) is under Swiss jurisdiction, so I'd assume the official budgetary unit is Swiss Francs.

    7. Re:Wrong summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CERN itself is an international organisation, not under the jurisdiction of any individual country. It is, however, budgeted in Swiss francs.

    8. Re:Wrong summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact, it's 26.800.000,00€ (TWENTY SIX MILLION EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND EURO)
      There is no 's'.

      Well, it's also true Nigerians ignore this subtelty. You may be right, actually.

      And yes, i'm European.

    9. Re:Wrong summary by troff · · Score: 1

      I congratulate you on what is a good idea. Its only flaw is that it assumes that the *intended* target audience (i.e. as many people as possible, it's a BBC story) will actually get up and (look up the exchange rate && get a pen-or-calculator).

    10. Re:Wrong summary by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Because, like it or not, regardless of the condition of it, the world STILL revolves around it at this point in time. If you wanted it in the original currency, wouldn't you want it in Francs, not Euros

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    11. Re:Wrong summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interestng, a score of +5 but not at all interesting or insightful, let alone humourous!

  12. Saturday Night Live by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

    Destroy the Earth by creating a massive black hole? Nope, not yet...

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    1. Re:Saturday Night Live by SlashWombat · · Score: 1
      Destroy the Earth by creating a massive black hole? Nope, not yet...

      Actually, it would be a piddelingly small black hole if it was only the mass of the Earth.

  13. Re:40 MILLION USD by Kratisto · · Score: 5, Insightful

    40 million is pretty cheap considering the US government doled out 600 billion in bailouts not long ago. Billion is the new million.

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  14. Re:40 MILLION USD by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Funny

    When every government balance sheet is dripping red, why are we doing this again ?

    Mini blackholes will suck up the deficits.
         

  15. Half-Life Reference In 3...2...1... by Xin+Jing · · Score: 1

    They must know that this will cause a resonance cascade, even when the warnings indicate that the anti-mass spectrometer readings are dangerously high - yet at the last minute are deemed to be within acceptable limits.

  16. Large Hardon Collider could corrupt civilisation by David+Gerard · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Large Hardon Collider is designed to pump various types of hardon up to huge energies before banging them together. However, many concerned citizens without the personal experience or understanding of what hardons do worry at the idea of the large hardons being sucked deep into a black hole.

    The device will push large, energised hardons through a ring repeatedly, faster and faster, as smoothly and tightly as possible, until they clash and spray matter in all directions. “It’s nothing that cosmic rays don’t do all the time all over the place,” reassured a particularly buff scientist. “It’s perfectly right and natural.”

    Low-energy hardon physics and the temperature dependence of hardon production are well understood, as is the process of a hardon smoothly entering the nucleus. But some question what may happen at greater, hotter energies.

    Church leaders have come out at the device. “They’re the same polarity!” said Pope Palpatine XVI. The Church worries that strange matter may recruit normal matter and turn it strange.

    The Large Hardon Collider was to launch last September, but this has been delayed due to inexplicable and ill-timed failure to get a beam up. “I’m so sorry,” stammered a scientist, “this has never happened to us before.”

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  17. Re:Large Hardon Collider could corrupt civilisatio by David+Gerard · · Score: 0

    And also: Large Hadron Goatse Cookies!

    Ah, but don’t go home with your hadron
    It will only drive you insane
    You can’t shake it (or break it) with your Motown
    You can’t melt it down in the rain.

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  18. Low Profile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just think that this time around they keep a little low profile until it works fine

  19. goodbye everyone by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    it was nice knowing you

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    1. Re:goodbye everyone by O('_')O_Bush · · Score: 1

      Evening CTS (from K5),

      While we're on the topic, I would like to point out that if you subscribe to the infinite universe theory (or the infinite parallel universe theory aka multiverse), there are an infinite worlds where the LHC *DOES* produce a black hole and destroy all humanity, so your trolling may not be far off.

      That probability is small, but according to those currently researched theories, world destruction by the LHC has happened before, will happen again, is happening now, and we could just be on one of the worlds that it happens to.

      I just want to point that out.

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    2. Re:goodbye everyone by HolyCrapSCOsux · · Score: 1

      This would have to simultaneously be a universe where Hawking radiation does not exist.

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  20. it has been said before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Prepare for unforeseen consequences

  21. Re:Large Hardon Collider could corrupt civilisatio by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

    if the balls touch, we all die

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  22. Re:40 MILLION USD by Korin43 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Government balance sheets aren't "in the red" due to a lack of money, it's due to a lack of restraint. "Oh hey let's attack a country.. Oh hey let's attack another.. Let's give money to the banks with the stupidest management.. Let's give people money to not grow food.. Let's give people money to buy new cars.." and then when the budget problems come up "If this spending bill doesn't pass, we have no choice but to shut down libraries and fire departments!"

  23. Re:40 MILLION USD by Ortega-Starfire · · Score: 3, Funny

    >*Knock Knock* Hi, its the rest of the world here at your door, we'd love for you to come out and visit sometime!

    But whenever we do, you guys tell us to go home! Is that because of our obsession for things that go boom, or some other issue?

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  24. Full power to the shields! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's hope the shields hold up against those pesky bosons from the future!

    1. Re:Full power to the shields! by GargamelSpaceman · · Score: 1

      Professor Farnsworth's Doomometer reads 86 millidooms. However that figure has been rising of late.

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  25. Re:Huge Waste of Taxpayer Dollars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    +1: Concern Troll

  26. Re:Large Hardon Collider could corrupt civilisatio by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    pump various types of hardon up to huge energies before banging them together

    I think there's a place in West Hollywood you can get that done for about $20.
    (Bring a friend for 10% off.)

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  27. Re:Huge Waste of Taxpayer Dollars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Searching for how the universe works and why the world is as it is represents a search for purpose which is as intrinsic a human need as food or shelter.

  28. Re:Huge Waste of Taxpayer Dollars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're a waste of taxpayer dollars. Go pray for your food.

  29. Re:Huge Waste of Taxpayer Dollars by ledow · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Because the food those people eat is produced using fertilizers, steel structures, engines based on petroleum combustion, transit networks, irrigation systems, computers and, ultimately, a market for the food - all of which come about because of technological advances (computers wouldn't work today if we didn't know about quantum mechanics - modern PC's are affected by quantum-scale artefacts), most of which were funded by military investment (Internet, etc.) or academic institutions, designed and implemented by people that went to university to study something other than fertilizer, using mathematics from previously theoretical subjects that they found could apply to modern physics, using even vaster ranges of technology to achieve their goals.

    Did you know that the Moon missions visibly pushed scientific advancement for *decades* before and after they occurred? Did you know that previous "waste of time", purely-theoretical, large-scale, cutting-edge technology now powers most of the world, the world's satellites, thus world communications, thus enable people to even *find* those people, let alone help them?

    How about that computer you just posted this troll on? Have you any idea how many man-hours it takes to build that? Considering your attitude, I should take it back, leave those raw materials in the ground and give someone a job instead... that makes sense, no? Or how about you *think* for a second about where those people are going to get their houses, pharmaceuticals, food, warmth, clothing, how they'll be found and helped and their progress tracked by your government to ensure they show up as a statistic at least?

    Eighty years ago, the highest-level scientific research of splitting the "unsplittable" atom helped discover and then (50 years ago) harness the most destructive force held by man, culled from the annals of scientific research and weaponry, and now makes it power most of your country, provide pharmaceuticals, medical scanners and countless other innovations. Now think what'll happen in another 80 years when the tech discovered, manufactured and researched based on the findings of the LHC hits your country.

  30. After you by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Unless you are at a library posting from a public computer you are hardly living your own words. It seems to me your own existance is substantially less valuable than the LHC, which at least has some potential for benefitting humanity.

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  31. Re:40 MILLION USD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Other than you tactfully left out the word corruption, that's the best and most succinct description of the situation I've yet read.

    In such a description you necessarily have to leave out things like leaders demonizing the people they are about to attack in order to keep themselves in power and so on (I'm protecting you from those awful sub-human evil fill_in_the blank, so you need me to stay in, and increase, my power), corporations that are now more powerful than all single countries and most coalitions of them and a few other things. But it's truly an inspiring and great beginning. Hope someone else reads it.

    We're let these turkeys play us too long by far.

  32. Re:40 MILLION USD by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's been estimated that most of the world's economy is the result of basic quantum mechanics research. The money put into QM research has been an absolutely incredible investment. Perhaps they're hoping that it will continue to be so.

  33. Re:40 MILLION USD by AnotherAnonymousUser · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm actually very curious to know more about this - have you got a link, article, citation anything for further reading?

  34. Re:40 MILLION USD by Gothmolly · · Score: 1

    Which is why I said "every government" - only on Slashdot does an AC get modded Informative for pointing out that the LHC is in Europe.

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  35. colder than by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    colder than my wife... /bitter -- oh so bitter

    (better make sure to check "post anonymously")

  36. Re:40 MILLION USD by ceoyoyo · · Score: 4, Informative

    I've seen various estimates, but Leon Lederman (Nobel prize winner in physics) discusses it in his book "The God Particle." I think it was even in a similar context - why spend so much money doing high energy physics?

    Sorry it's not a link, but the book is well worth reading. It's about the history of particle physics research, from an inside perspective, culminating with a discussion of the Higgs boson.

  37. 1900 degrees ??!? by pem · · Score: 2, Funny

    LHC Successfully Cools To 1.9K In Lead-Up To Restart

    Doesn't seem very cool to me, in any commonly used temperature scale!

    1. Re:1900 degrees ??!? by petermgreen · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Capital K in the SI system is kelvin not kilo.

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    2. Re:1900 degrees ??!? by deathguppie · · Score: 1

      yes, but how many cold microbrews would it take to reach that temp?

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    3. Re:1900 degrees ??!? by glwtta · · Score: 1

      Wow. Just, wow.

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    4. Re:1900 degrees ??!? by Dan541 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      1.9 Kelvin is just above absolute zero.

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    5. Re:1900 degrees ??!? by selven · · Score: 1

      The url says "19K". Which one do we believe?

    6. Re:1900 degrees ??!? by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      While I don't know for sure I suspect slashdot story urls are generated automatically from the article title by running it through some kind of special character striper routine which is being a bit more aggressive than it needs to be.

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  38. Actually... by andersh · · Score: 1

    Actually "every government" is not having economic problems, unlike the US some European countries have come out of the recession.

    Some Europeans countries are actually "in the black" with surpluses, and little or no unemployment. The US media is not very good at informing the public about the situation around the world.

    Oh, and 40 million USD is not the real cost to European countries since it's obviously payed for in local currencies (Swiss Franc, Euros). The exchange rate inflates the numbers.

    And it is a tiny amount for a continent with over 700 million people (twice that of the US) and a much bigger economy than the US! Even the EU has a larger GNP than the US, and the EU does not include all of Europe at all.

    P.S. The project straddles the Swiss and French borders on the *outskirts* of Geneva (and quite a few kilometers).

    1. Re:Actually... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Oh, and 40 million USD is not the real cost to European countries since it's obviously payed for in local currencies (Swiss Franc, Euros). The exchange rate inflates the numbers.

      And it is a tiny amount for a continent with over 700 million people (twice that of the US) and a much bigger economy than the US! Even the EU has a larger GNP than the US, and the EU does not include all of Europe at all.

      Indeed, it means that per person it costs just 17.5 US cents.

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  39. Re:Large Hardon Collider could corrupt civilisatio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm dyslexic, and I don't get this.

  40. Re:40 MILLION USD by aliquis · · Score: 1

    Is that because of our obsession for things that go boom, or some other issue?

    Seriously, as he said: "we'd love for you to come out and visit sometime!"

    Really, consider it some time ..

  41. Re:Huge Waste of Taxpayer Dollars by aliquis · · Score: 1

    Crap like this is truly more useful for people at large than the people who lives on the streets or would lose their homes.

  42. Re:40 MILLION USD by krlynch · · Score: 4, Informative

    Actually, WE (as in the US) have been one of the largest contributor countries, even though we aren't officially a part of the CERN treaty group. The US has nearly 1000 scientists involved in the various LHC experiments, and has directly contributed nearly $600M to the construction of the ATLAS and CMS experiments. Plus, it will contribute to construction of ALICE and LHCb, and many millions more in grants to US based research groups for operations and upgrades. And it has built two Tier 1 LHC computing centers (at Brookhaven and Fermilab), dozens of Tier 2 centers, and as well as a fully equipped remote operations center. So, I date say "yes", the US is slightly involved with this project....

  43. Seen from space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Could you detect the ring with thermal imaging from an orbiting satellite?

    1. Re:Seen from space by lmckayjo · · Score: 1

      I sure hope not. Can you imagine what the electric bill would be if the insulation was that poor? And of course just a short distance away would have to be a HUGE heat output from condensers or heat pipes taking all that heat away. My guess is that a high-res thermal imaging satellite could see the heat from the HVAC above, but never the cold areas below around the accelerator itself.

    2. Re:Seen from space by janwedekind · · Score: 1

      No. But you can see a black hole by the way it distorts the sky around its edges.

  44. Re:40 MILLION USD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's really sad...cause it's true.

  45. CIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Time to activate the FNAL mole.

  46. Re:Huge Waste of Taxpayer Dollars by Z8 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Now think what'll happen in another 80 years when the tech discovered, manufactured and researched based on the findings of the LHC hits your country.

    You delivered your argument well, but you could say something similar about any scientific goal, for absolutely any amount of money. Will the LHC lead to practical technology in 80 years? You think so, but how plausible is that really and why? What if I think we should spend $20B to study the mating habits of snails and promise some huge breakthrough in 80 years, will you also think that's a good investment?

    I don't know whether the LHC is worth it, so I don't necessarily disagree with you, but simply citing successful past sponsored work (and ignoring failures) isn't very convincing. Furthermore, it's of absolutely no help if we are deciding between two mutually exclusive scientific research projects.

  47. At your next hadronic party by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

    The beer cans will have labels showing coils going completely around them; when you've had them chilling on liquid helium long enough, the coils will turn blue, and that's when you'll know your beer is as cold as the interior of the Large Hadron Collider.

    1. Re:At your next hadronic party by DocHoncho · · Score: 1

      no mod points but i LOL'd

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  48. more fun than a windows 7 launch party by vaporland · · Score: 1

    but, you don't get the ballmer signed edition...

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    1. Re:more fun than a windows 7 launch party by Antity-H · · Score: 2, Funny

      Do they throw in a chair with that one ?

    2. Re:more fun than a windows 7 launch party by vaporland · · Score: 2, Funny

      no, they just throw a chair...

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    3. Re:more fun than a windows 7 launch party by metaforest · · Score: 1

      but, you don't get the ballmer signed edition...

      Does that get signed with his public key or his private key?

      And does Ballmer throw in a chair with it?

  49. Re:Huge Waste of Taxpayer Dollars by JohnFluxx · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I wouldn't instantly dismiss spending $20B on studying mating habits of snails. Given that snails are very helpful to farmers, and given that farmers received 10 times that in aid ($258B) in a single year and the total market is about $1.5 trillion, spending a 10% of the given aid on studying how to produce better snails could provide significant returns in the long run.
    If the study resulted in just a 0.1% increase in crop production, it would pay for itself in a single year!

  50. Re:40 MILLION USD by troll8901 · · Score: 1

    Yes, I know, -1 Flamebait here I come.

    You have great prediction powers, O Wise One!

    When every government balance sheet is dripping red, why are we doing this again ?

    You do realize USA spends more money per month, just to fund the occupation of Iraq and Afghanistan, compared to the entire cost of building the LHC over a decade, right?

    Also, the physics/astronomy community benefits greatly from the success of LHC, and the worldwide scientific community as a whole also benefits. Now, who benefits from the wars?

  51. Re:40 MILLION USD by troll8901 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... ATLAS ... CMS ... ALICE ... LHCb ...

    Woah, woah, that's a tad too many scientific buzzwords! I'm all dizzy around here!

    Cue the LHC Rap ...

  52. Re:Large Hardon Collider could corrupt civilisatio by troll8901 · · Score: 1

    ... pump...to huge energies before banging them together ... faster and faster, as smoothly and tightly as possible ... hardon smoothly entering ... greater, hotter energies ...

    I feel strangely aroused...

    ... spray matter in all directions ...

    Aahhhhhhhh!

    Large Hardon Collider

    All the previous reports that I've been reading, must have had the wrong spelling!

  53. Re:40 MILLION USD by evilviper · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Government balance sheets aren't "in the red" due to a lack of money, it's due to a lack of restraint.

    "Restraint" implies something desired, but totally unnecessary.

    When you go deeply in debt paying for college, it's not a "lack of restraint" that put you in that bad situation, but an investment, which may or may not pay off.

    So why is the government so roundly critized for similarly trying to get the education dollars remotely back up to where they were (per-capita) 30+ years ago?

    I guess NASA represents a lack of restraint as well.
    Roads, too. As well as all forms of public transit.

    The government exists specifically to pay for all those things which we all find beneficial to society, and would be impractical to do individually, or otherwise piecemeal.

    And even those areas of flagrant fraud and waste, while requiring a fix, won't come close to making up the national deficit. The bailout money, while significant this year, will barely be noticeable average over the decades between major bailouts, AND would presumably end up costing everyone far more money, if that money wasn't spent where and when it was needed.

    It's only on /. that the rabid libertarian sentiment doesn't get you laughed out of the room. It's idiotic on it's face.

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  54. Re:40 MILLION USD by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

    evilviper, if I had points, I would SO mod you up!

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  55. Re:Huge Waste of Taxpayer Dollars by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

    If I had points, I would SO mod you up!

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  56. Almost there, but not quite. by Animats · · Score: 4, Informative

    Actually, the whole system is getting close to 1.8K, but some magnets aren't quite down there yet. About 2/3 of the ring has cyro authorization (cold enough to power up the magnets) but the magnets haven't been energized yet. All the magnets have to be powered up. Then comes low power beam testing and alignment. Then maybe they can do some science.

    There are supposed to be two big fixes in place now. First, the quench protection system now covers not just the magnets, but the connections to them. (The basic idea is that if a superconducting magnet ceases to be superconductive at some hot spot (in which case all the energy in the magnet comes out as heat), the system dumps the energy into resistive loads, and heats up the entire magnet quickly to make it resistive, so that the energy is dumped throughout the magnet, not just at the hot spot. Last time, a hot spot developed at a welded splice. Second, the venting system for dealing with the gaseous helium released after a quench has been improved, with bigger rupture discs. Last time, the vents weren't big enough, and there was substantial damage to the cryogenic plumbing.

    None of this has anything to do with the physics. It's all plumbing and DC power control.

    The original design documents say a quench is supposed to be recoverable within three hours. That was rather optimistic.

    1. Re:Almost there, but not quite. by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      It should also be noted that these guys are doing work on things that have never been done on this scale before. Most of it has been done on a smaller scale at other colliders, but any time you do something for 'the first time', something is going to go wrong.

      This is why its called experimentation and not something else like 'paint by numbers'

      Personally, I think they fact that they built this damn thing and got it working as quickly as they did as well as it did the first time around is DAMN IMPRESSIVE.

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    2. Re:Almost there, but not quite. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, I'm pretty sure you're some kind of hot shot computer science professor and a hell of a lot smarter than I am, but this is getting into Buckaroo Banzai territory. Is reading up on the inner workings of the LHC something you just do on a quiet afternoon after work?

  57. Re:40 MILLION USD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Brookhaven will also be getting a new Advanced Proton Source (think high energy x-ray machine)... Work will be starting on it this year at Argonne. An APS is like a collider except instead of smashing two particles together, the particle stream is focused on a fixed object. Uses vary from looking at the structure of materials to seeing the spray pattern of an injector nozzle... very cool stuff. Learn more about Argonne's APS here http://www.aps.anl.gov/

  58. Experiment scheduled for 12/21/2012? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let me guess, they'll do the experiment on December 21, 2012, right?

  59. Re:40 MILLION USD by GaratNW · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Interesting.

    Let's try a list!
    - Roads.. maybe you don't use them?
    - Well regulated skies so the plane you're landing in doesn't have an unexpected conjoining with another one taking off
    - A nationwide electrical grid
    - Required emergency care, regardless of ability to pay (that comes out of a similar source as medicare/medicaid - without it, no pay, no treatment.. got hit by a car walking down the street? No insurance? Tough luck, bub)
    - Regulated banking sys...ok. bad example.

    Government may do a lot wrong, but most people take for granted the stuff they do right, that they use every day. That's a small list, but not anywhere near complete. Almost every mass transit system in the US wouldn't exist if not for public funds, and often public involvement in their yearly operations.

    Mind you, most of the actual politicians need their brains washed out with lye, and lobbyists should be sequestered 20,000 leauges under the sea, and there's billions in waste every year, but if not for those governments, I doubt you'd be online right now saying how little they do. LHC is one great example of where they really shine, it's true.

  60. Re:Huge Waste of Taxpayer Dollars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for one look forward to the LHC setting the scene for scientists to make a pill that gives my old fella a few more inches.

  61. Re:Huge Waste of Taxpayer Dollars by ustolemyname · · Score: 1

    Error one: 0.1% of 1.5 trillion is 1.5 billion Error two: Just because you produced 0.1% more crop doesn't mean you sold the extra food at the same price as all the other food. Increase in production != Increase in demand.

  62. Re:40 MILLION USD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How is it costing us LESS money to keep the banks afloat so that housing prices can stay artificially inflated, maintaining an artificial bubble at great expense? How is it costing us LESS to spend resources on WAR, which is not an investment but money tossed in to a blackhole never to be recovered? How is it costing us LESS to pay people NOT to do things? None of those things are an investment. They're all tossing money at buying ABSOLUTELY NOTHING and maintaining poorly run countries and businesses at great taxpayer expense.

    Your rant set up a bunch of strawmen the GP post didn't even propose, then knocked them down leaving his original complaints completely unharmed. And you're calling his comments idiotic on their face? Then people mod you insightful? What the fuck? Is it opposite day around here?

  63. Re:40 MILLION USD by houghi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This begs for an "except for , what did the governments ever did for us" joke.

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  64. Re:Huge Waste of Taxpayer Dollars by palegray.net · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The web is not the Internet.

  65. Re:40 MILLION USD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So how does the parent's post about governments doing good have anything to do with the GP's post about governments spending money on crap that has no real value other than to save a few thousand jobs in the very very short term only to further bankrupt a nation?

    Wake up. That is not insightful, that's posting for the sake of posting.

    Awesome my captcha is "provoke"

  66. Re:Huge Waste of Taxpayer Dollars by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

    True, but doesn't change the conclusion that it would be worth investigating, and such a study shouldn't be dismissed out of hand.

  67. Re:40 MILLION USD by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

    So you covered the bailout with wild speculation on what might have happened, how about the GPs other points about military waste (are all those bases in over half the countries on the planet really neccessary?), the ludicrous primary industry manipulation that ends up with farmers paid to not grow crops, the auto industry that can't compete still not competitive thanks to handouts? Massively corrupt bureaucrats selling our childrens future to their cronies in every industry is what puts us in the red, not roads and NASA.

  68. Re:40 MILLION USD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, that must the be the least insightful post ever to be modded +5 insightful.

  69. Re:40 MILLION USD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree, it is idiotic on it is face.

  70. Re:40 MILLION USD by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

    And even those areas of flagrant fraud and waste, while requiring a fix, won't come close to making up the national deficit. The bailout money, while significant this year, will barely be noticeable average over the decades between major bailouts, AND would presumably end up costing everyone far more money, if that money wasn't spent where and when it was needed.

    Read this over:
    http://www.cbo.gov/ftpdocs/102xx/doc10297/SummaryforWeb_LTBO.pdf

    I know, I know, the CBO is part of the "vast right wing conspiracy". Probably tea-baggers, the lot of 'em, eh? EH?

  71. Prediction by PinkyGigglebrain · · Score: 1

    I predict they will discover the Higgs-Boson particle, aka "The God Particle", on December 21, 2012.

    Shortly thereafter the flux of strange quarks created at the same time will cause the fabric of the Universe to reformat to its original state, just like last time. Thus bringing the end of our world and the beginning of the next cycle as predicted by the Mayan callendar.

    Or maybe it will be more of a "Silent Earth" scenario. (Google it, I'm too tired to link it myself, its bedtime)

    1. Re:Prediction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I predict another one of those DAMNED bosons will come back in time and break another handful of magnets again.
      Damn causality-breaking bosons, s'not right!

    2. Re:Prediction by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      will cause the fabric of the Universe to reformat to its original state

      Well, at least that will get rid of that incorrect apostrophe in your signature line. Whew!

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    3. Re:Prediction by PinkyGigglebrain · · Score: 1

      @!#($*&#&$ grammar Nazi!!!!! ^_^

      Seriously, Thanks for pointing that out. If my sis-in-law (a writing instructor) had found that first I may have never heard the end of it. :)

    4. Re:Prediction by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

      I predict another one of those DAMNED bosons will come back in time and break another handful of magnets again. Damn causality-breaking bosons, s'not right!

      Sew wee send somewon too the fewcher two stop the first mate frum sending the boson bak.

      (Sorry, best joke I can muster on little sleep. Also covers my sleep-deprived spelling errors!)

  72. Noooooooo! by BigBadBus · · Score: 1

    It'll send a message back through time and stop itself!

  73. Re:40 MILLION USD by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

    For a start, without quantum physics, there would be no transistor. Without transistors, there would be no modern computers, no pocket calculators, no M3 players, no mobile phones, no digital TV (well, I'm not sure if that one would be a disadvantage :-)), no internet. I'm pretty sure more than 90% of the people posting here have a job that simply wouldn't exist without the transistor.

    And that's just the transistor. I've not yet mentioned Lasers (CD player, laser printer, laser pointer, precise measurements for industry), superconductors (maglev trains, medical NMR tomographs - the latter also use quantum effects very directly for their imaging) or atomic clocks (GPS). I also didn't mention the use of quantum physics in chemistry (I don't know how many of the current chemical products were developed using quantum chemistry, but I guess it's a lot of them). And I'm sure there's a lot more I didn't even think of.

    In short, the modern world as we know it would not exist without knowledge of quantum mechanics.

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  74. Re:40 MILLION USD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have to hide the fact that aliens already gave us clean burning focus confined Fusion from Boron-hydrogen interactions. Compared to most large scale cover ups this is a piece of cake. We've cornered off enough of the richest Boron fields to last 10,00 years. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1518007279479871760#

  75. Re:Huge Waste of Taxpayer Dollars by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

    Indeed, just give everyone living on the streets a few dollars (because with $40 million, it won't be more than that). I'm sure that will save them. :-)

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  76. Re:40 MILLION USD by ivucica · · Score: 1

    I'm interested in your thoughts on th "Let's raid Afghanistan and Iraq!" policy.

  77. Re:40 MILLION USD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's the restraint of people to pay taxes.

    The money has to come from somewhere...

  78. Re:I hope it breaks again, and again, and again... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

    Well, fortunately it's a complex machine, so they can easily avoid the reals by simply making sure the imaginary part doesn't vanish.

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  79. Re:40 MILLION USD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that because of our obsession for things that go boom

    Jeeps, I didn't know you had an LHC as well.

  80. Re:40 MILLION USD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >*Knock Knock* Hi, its the rest of the world here at your door, we'd love for you to come out and visit sometime!

    But whenever we do, you guys tell us to go home! Is that because of our obsession for things that go boom, or some other issue?

    No. It's because you speak very loudly and can't be bothered to speak the local language. Even when you're visiting England.

  81. Re:40 MILLION USD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And even those areas of flagrant fraud and waste, while requiring a fix, won't come close to making up the national deficit.

    I think you seriously underestimate the depth and vastness of the corruption that's infiltrated the US government. Everyone is out for themselves pilfering whatever they can get away with at the expense of the American People. It's the new American Way.

  82. Re:Huge Waste of Taxpayer Dollars by budgenator · · Score: 1

    For the love of God man, think about all of those poor Physicists, Engineers and Technicians that would be out of a job and slowly starving while living in the starlight hotel if we did that!

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  83. Re:40 MILLION USD by Hatta · · Score: 1

    -The aqueduct
    -Sanitation
    -Roads
    -Irrigation
    -Medicine, Education, Health
    -Wine
    -Public Baths
    -Public order

    All right... all right... but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order... what have the Romans done for us?

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  84. OT - Where's the movie by TJamieson · · Score: 1

    I refuse to believe, 3 years after seeing the original sig, that you are still making a movie :-)

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  85. Re:Huge Waste of Taxpayer Dollars by Dazzadowling · · Score: 1

    Not to mention that disassembling it will require a VAST amount of money and the market for several stories of detector and superconductors that require a good years installation isn't that great (outside of the academic sphere of influence that the LHC is sitting in). So even though I personally think it is money well spent, if you did take the view that it should be broken down and sold for bits, you wouldn't get much return on your investment. Far better to let it continue on and do what it was designed to do. And of course we could always raise the (same old tired) argument about why not spend our defence budget on the needy and homeless? Why not the media budget? and so forth.

  86. The earth won't be destroyed according to Hawking by janwedekind · · Score: 4, Funny

    Here's what Hawking said when giving his Michelson-Morley award lecture:

    A tiny black hole wouldn't gobble up the earth as newspaper scare stories would have one believe. Instead the black hole would disappear in a puff of Hawking radiation and I would get a Nobel prize.

  87. Re:40 MILLION USD by tmosley · · Score: 1

    I think you'll notice it over the next decade as the currency collapses and the United States is torn to shreds by Civil War. You think it can't happen? Two years ago, no-one thought there could be another Great Depression either, yet here we are.

    Also, understand that no government spending is "necessary". Rather, all government spending is in pursuit of two goals, re-election, and a cushy job for when the public realizes that you have betrayed them.

  88. Re:40 MILLION USD by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

    Also, the physics/astronomy community benefits greatly from the success of LHC, and the worldwide scientific community as a whole also benefits. Now, who benefits from the wars?

    Defense contractors.

  89. An intoxicating mix? by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Well hey, the Silent Earth scenario seems pretty groovy!

    An intoxicating mix of mellow dance and ambient soul...

    The earth reformatted, not so much. Unless... I head for the boot sector!

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  90. Re:40 MILLION USD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ""When every government balance sheet""

    "Hi, its the rest of the world here at your door, we'd love for you to come out and visit sometime!"

    Wow. Every government is cited, and you point out the LHC is located in Europe and built by a Euro organization. Guess this supports the Euro-centric view that is so modern these days, when you even don't consider yourselves part of the world's many governments. Sort of like when you ship off your carbon credits to China, thus the EU has far better pollution standards.

    "and was built by the European Organization for Nuclear Research."

    I suppose. But most things these days in science is an international effort. I guess you forgot the subpar magnets were made in the US in your EU chess puffing exercise.

    This project, while impressive in scale and technological ambition, has not be one to write home about by any country affiliated with it so far (see word 'any'). And while I expect scientific discoveries from it, from what I've read about it, it doesn't seem that it'll push the state of things like Fermi's did for years; it seems more a significant stepping stone, but that also depends on where some the boundaries it's exploring actually are.

    When your next gen one comes online, then you can squawk about how great it is.

  91. Re:40 MILLION USD by khallow · · Score: 1

    It's only on /. that the rabid libertarian sentiment doesn't get you laughed out of the room. It's idiotic on it's face.

    What rabid libertarian sentiment? How does a generic criticism of US government spending suddenly qualify as rabid libertarian sentiment?

    Here's my take. Public funds aren't free money. Every public service you mention comes at a cost. Government is not just a list of benefits. In that light it is reasonable to become concerned, either if there is a surfeit of government spending where the benefit doesn't exceed the cost or if the trend of overall spending seems to be going to unsustainable places. In my view, both apply to the US today.

    For example, a huge portion of government spending goes to entitlements to old people. What are the benefits of paying many hundreds of billions per year to the elderly at the expense of everyone else? Social Security is alleged to provide "retirement insurance" though it doesn't. Medicare provides huge incentives for the elderly to hide or transfer their assets and nurse health care at the public teat. Both programs are growing at a rate that threatens the solvency of the US.

    Why try to dump more money into education when it's clear (from the fact that education costs are increasing faster than the rate of inflation and the increasing intellectual weakness of college graduates) that too much money is already being pumped into education? What is the point of NASA? For example, it has spent the last four years attempting to build a rocket, the Ares I that already exists as the Delta IV Heavy.

    The government exists specifically to pay for all those things which we all find beneficial to society, and would be impractical to do individually, or otherwise piecemeal.

    The government exists to do those things that we truly need, but can't do ourselves: security, a decisive system for settling disagreement that all parties agree upon, development of some public goods, etc. The problem now is that spending is now spent on wants not on needs that can only be provided by government. Sure, security of food sounds a nice idea, but we don't need farming subsidies in the slightest. Education subsidies sound good, but we'd still educate people (and probably get better value for the money). Maybe there's a valid security risk of old grandmothers eating catfood, but we don't need the vast scale of Social Security to provide that security net for them. Maybe there should be a health care last resort for the people who can't afford anything else. But that's not Medicare, which already has passed beyond any reasonable spending limits and still rapidly grows in spending.

    Do we really need a military of the size we have, geared to fight wars we've never experienced? Did we really need to "nation build" Iraq, especially given that most of the money probably didn't go to Iraq, but rather to foreign (especially US) contractors?

    Do we need to "rescue" businesses by spending hundreds of billions on them, only to do the same thing again in a few years? How do we benefit from partial government ownership of banks and car companies? Or extreme favoritism to labor unions and people who borrowed too much money?

    At some point, it has to be realized that government spending isn't inherently a good idea and that much more than half of it is spent on petty things that we don't need, but merely are too cheap to buy with our own money.

  92. Re:Huge Waste of Taxpayer Dollars by khallow · · Score: 1

    What if I think we should spend $20B to study the mating habits of snails and promise some huge breakthrough in 80 years, will you also think that's a good investment?

    Why not? We'd no doubt see great advances in progress decades before and after throwing $20 billion at snails. Surely, it was The Snail Project with its inspiration and snails and stuff that inspired us to do all these wonderful things.

  93. Less Than 6 cents by andersh · · Score: 1

    What? How on Earth did you end up with 17.5 cents?

    $40 000 000 / 700 000 000 = 0.06 (0.057) cents

    Oh, wait you screwed up the numbers! You did it the other way around! You divided 700m people by 40m USD! That would give you 17.5 cents.

    1. Re:Less Than 6 cents by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      Nope. Metric cents.

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    2. Re:Less Than 6 cents by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Indeed, I mixed up the numbers. So it's even cheaper than I calculated.
      Actually my division shows that 17.5 people share one dollar of the cost.

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  94. Re:40 MILLION USD by Korin43 · · Score: 1

    NASA's requested 2010 budget is ~$20 billion. Whether or not that's a waste of money hardly matters since it's (comparatively) a very small amount.
    I'm talking about things like the military budget of about a trillion dollars a year. Or social security, to protect people's "right" to not work (notice: I'm not claiming some people can't work, but social security exists so everyone can stop working because there's this idea that after a certain age, people deserve to mooch off of everyone else).

    And the bailout is much worse than just spending $600 billion. It's paying $600 billion to the worst banks to keep them from being bought by banks that were well run.

    One more thing. I speak as a current student, and the whole "education needs more money" argument, is completely bullshit. Know what happened at my schools? "Hey so we have a bunch of money and they say we have to spend it." So they bought smart boards and upgraded gyms and none of it matters because the problem is the system, not the lack of shiny things. Some schools could probably use more money, but just throwing money in the general direction of the problem isn't going to help at all.

  95. Re:40 MILLION USD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And what makes you assume that Gothmolly lives in the US?

  96. Re:40 MILLION USD by evilviper · · Score: 1

    How is it costing us LESS money to keep the banks afloat so that housing prices can stay artificially inflated, maintaining an artificial bubble at great expense?

    Bubble? Where the hell do you live? Housing prices around here are 1/5th what they were just a few years ago. That's lower than pre-bubble prices, while the population has been growing the whole time.

    How is it costing us LESS to spend resources on WAR, which is not an investment but money tossed in to a blackhole never to be recovered?

    Well, A) Going to war with Afghanistan earlier would have prevented the destruction of the World Trade Center, which cost an obscene amount of money. B) South Korea is a strong ally, and a valuable trading partner (while North Korea is not), so the US is apparently making money back on that war.

    How is it costing us LESS to pay people NOT to do things?

    If you're referring to social security, that's quite easy. It's been shown, time and time again, that the homeless are such a draw on the public that paying them just enough NOT to be homeless is a huge savings for us all.

    And that's BESIDES the humanitarian side of things (minimal social safety net), which almost all Americans firmly believe in.

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  97. Re:40 MILLION USD by evilviper · · Score: 1

    What are the benefits of paying many hundreds of billions per year to the elderly at the expense of everyone else?

    Having waves of elderly people homeless is a huge cost to the public. So much so that the minimal amount of money they get from social security is actually a reduction in government spending on them.

    Both programs are growing at a rate that threatens the solvency of the US.

    Social security is just fine. Medicare is a huge problem which threatens to bankrupt the US. However, Medicare is just one segment of the overall problem of ballooning medical costs, which lead to 9 out of 10 bankruptcies, and a huge segment of the US population uninsured. It's a much bigger problem which needs to be addressed. Getting rid of medicare, and leaving the elderly to use the emergency room as their only medical care, will be vastly more expensive, not less. "Don't get sick, and if you do get sick: die quickly." doesn't work.

    Why try to dump more money into education when it's clear (from the fact that education costs are increasing faster than the rate of inflation and the increasing intellectual weakness of college graduates) that too much money is already being pumped into education?

    The money spent on K-12 education, adjusted for inflation, is 30% lower than it was 30 years ago, (per-capita/per-student).

    For the rest of your "do we..." questions I'll just say: The experts have all resoundingly said, YES WE DO., and you've provided NO evidence to support your claim that we don't, so I will summarily dismiss you out of hand, as your comment deserves.

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  98. Re:40 MILLION USD by evilviper · · Score: 1

    By all means... Prove it!

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  99. At fucking last ... by unity100 · · Score: 1

    i've been waiting for this ... dont ask why.

  100. Re:40 MILLION USD by joe_frisch · · Score: 1

    "All right, apart from better sanitation, medicine, education, irrigation, public health, roads, freshwater, public order....What have the Romans done for us...."

  101. Re:40 MILLION USD by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

    Here a link to the Wikipedia article on the book.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_God_Particle:_If_the_Universe_Is_the_Answer,_What_Is_the_Question%3F

  102. Re:40 MILLION USD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how inflation works and where babies come from.

  103. Re:40 MILLION USD by tholomyes · · Score: 1

    Bubble? Where the hell do you live? Housing prices around here are 1/5th what they were just a few years ago. That's lower than pre-bubble prices, while the population has been growing the whole time.

    What does population have to do with it? There's no demand; the ratio of housing prices to income is still too high, houses are still unaffordable. As a nation, median household income grew by 60% from 1990 to 2006, but median home prices more than doubled (see http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/09/14/AR2007091401170.html, http://www.jchs.harvard.edu/son/index.htm). In a lot of places, it was much worse than the median. A correction was and still is due if you expect people are actually going to buy any of these houses.

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