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MS's "Lifeblogging" Camera Enters Mass Production

holy_calamity writes "Remember Microsoft's camera to be slung around the necks of people with Alzheimer's to help them recall where they'd been? A version of this device will now be mass-produced by a UK firm, Vicon, which obtained a license from Microsoft to manufacture the camera. It is worn around the neck and takes an image every thirty seconds, or in response to its light sensor, accelerometer, or body-heat sensor indicating that something of interest may be happening. Until now only a few hundred had been made for research, which showed they can genuinely help people with memory problems. The new version will be marketed to Alzheimer's researchers this winter, and to consumers for 'lifelogging' beginning in 2010."

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  1. Predictable Outcome by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    08:12 - "Hmmm, I trolled slashdot. Oh well."
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  2. Re:lifeblogging in the bedroom by John3 · · Score: 4, Funny

    You don't need to imagine, Paris Hilton has been lifeblogging from the bedroom for years.

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    "We make our world significant by the courage of our questions and by the depth of our answers." Carl Sagan
  3. If I wore this, it would be sad by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Nothing but monitor shots.

    1. Re:If I wore this, it would be sad by Hurricane78 · · Score: 3, Funny

      But it would make a nice porn gallery! (Pray that there are no reflections on the screen! ^^)

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      Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.
  4. ...and what's this thing doing around my neck? by weinrich · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's the next question outta my mouth after trying to figure out why the #!*@$ I walked into the kitchen in the first place.

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  5. A better use by DeadboltX · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd like to have one to wear for when I go drinking, as I usually end up somewhere I don't remember being!

  6. Re:A better and more mundane solution by fractalspace · · Score: 5, Funny

    6:24 AM - Took a dump
    7:45 AM - Woke up

  7. Re:The devil is in the details by Peet42 · · Score: 1, Funny

    It may have been cheaper to license an existing Micro$oft design than it would have been to get their own drivers certified for Vista/Windoze 7.

  8. Re:Why do they need a "license"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Check your lifeblogging camera, it'll help you remember.

  9. Granndpa's video blog by PPH · · Score: 3, Funny

    07:45:30 Face down in oatmeal.

    07:46:00 Face down in oatmeal.

    07:46:30 Face down in oatmeal.

    07:47:00 Face down in oatmeal.

    07:47:30 Nurse wiping oatmeal off face.

    07:48:00 Face down in oatmeal.

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    Have gnu, will travel.