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Maldives Government Holds Undersea Cabinet Meeting

Hugh Pickens writes "The president of the Maldives and 11 ministers, decked out in scuba gear, held a cabinet meeting 4m underwater to highlight the threat of global warming to the low-lying Indian Ocean nation. While officials said the event itself was light-hearted, the idea is to focus on the plight of the Maldives, where rising sea levels threaten to make the nation uninhabitable by the end of the century. President Mohamed Nasheed and his cabinet spent half an hour on the sea bed, communicating with white boards and hand signals and signed a document calling for global cuts in carbon emissions. The Maldives has already begun to divert a portion of the country's billion-dollar annual tourist revenue to buy a new homeland as an insurance policy against climate change that threatens to turn the 300,000 islanders into environmental refugees. Emerging out of the water, a dripping President Nasheed removed his mask to answer questions from reporters and photographers crowded around on the shore. 'We are trying to send a message to the world about what is happening and what would happen to the Maldives if climate change isn't checked,' he said, bobbing around in the water with his team of ministers. 'If the Maldives is not saved, today we do not feel there is much chance for the rest of the world.'"

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  1. Cue the puns... by SigILL · · Score: 4, Funny

    Apparently they were under a lot of pressure.

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    1. Re:Cue the puns... by adamchou · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well at least the US won't be the only country with mortgages under water

  2. Yeah, Um, Maldives... by Greyfox · · Score: 4, Funny

    No one's listening, OK. Perhaps you might considering enriching uranium instead. Squeaky wheel gets the grease and all that. You words might have more urgency if they were backed by NUCLEAR FORCE. That's all I'm saying...

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  3. underwater cabinet? Sounds familiar... by Tumbleweed · · Score: 4, Funny

    Davey Jones' Locker?

  4. New homeland? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    They should totally pick the Middle East. Lots of land, friendly people...

  5. really because venice is fucking underwater by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    i guess its gods punishment for being them being gay? or european? or something.

  6. Re:CO2 cutbacks cannot stop climate change by MrMr · · Score: 5, Funny

    extra tree growth (which will come to haunt us later when those trees decay and the limit of extra tree growth caused by higher CO2 levels is reached)
    You're right! lets cut down all the rain forests to prevent that disaster from happening.

  7. Don't worry by turing_m · · Score: 3, Funny

    Darling it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from me.

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  8. Supervillain hideout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Am I the only one who thought of a supervillain hideout while reading the title? Maybe if they had some flame throwing, robotic dinosaurs they could battle global warming.

  9. Re:CO2 cutbacks cannot stop climate change by Temporal · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, I think he's suggesting that there is no catastrophe. The Maldives are 1 metre above sea-level because they are coral atolls. When the sea-levels rise (as they have done in the past, the coral simply grows upwards - when the sea-level falls, the coral erodes, leaving them constantly about a metre above sea-level.

    Well shit, maybe you should tell the leaders of the Maldives about that! I mean, they've spent, like, millions of dollars trying to find a solution. I guess if they only thought to ask you they could have saved a lot of money!