iRobot Introduces Morphing Blob Robot
Aristos Mazer sends word of research out of iRobot on a "chembot," or morphing blob robot, that looks like dough and moves by shifting its sides from solid-like to liquid-like states. This will allow it, in theory and after lots of refinement, to pass through cracks by squeezing. iRobot calls the new technique "jamming." The research project was funded by DARPA. The video clearly shows the early stage the work is in, but when you think about it the possibilities are a little unsettling.
I've got a sourdough starter that will kick that thing's jammy little ass.
"I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismometer." -Ken Kesey
Nokia has a somewhat similar concept of this as well, implemented for mobile devices http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX-gTobCJHs
Concept design, but pretty cool to watch.
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Finally, now we can make "the ball" guard from The Prisoner.
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Taco is NOT a robot! I've seen him write an original summary!
Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.
... is a small robot vacuum a lot like the Roomba that can *ALSO* automatically empty its canister into a larger bin whenever the vacuum is full.
File under 'M' for 'Manic ranting'
Now, if they can make D12, D10, D8, D6, and D4 robots, I'll never fail another critical roll again!
Don't you mean, "Please tell me this research is being done on a remote island", in case something goes wrong?
There are some basic problems with this - specifically, iRobot's demonstration uses the addition and removal of air to control both size and hardness. In bodily cavities, not only would air be in limited supply, but in some areas (i.e. blood stream) it's downright not welcome!
looks like dough and moves by shifting its sides from solid-like to liquid-like states
Sounds like my wedding night.
Why would this be more effective than a robot consisting of 20 linear actuators inside a tough enclosure? For that matter a serpentine or ferret-like robot would be more effective at fitting through narrow openings. There's reasons large animals abandoned amoeboid motion in favor of crawling or slithering.
I can see that I am not the only deeply perverted Slashdotter here.
Come on, they are just asking for it.
Although I think the best market for this is initially one populated by disgusting perverts (a larger market than anyone wants to admit) there is something incredibly terrifying about a military machine whose primary target is your asshole .
Imagine the horror. Somewhere in eastern Afghanistan there are men huddled in a cave fervently whispering. Talking not about smart missiles, bunker busters, and fuel bombs, but about smart AI blobs of fast moving jelly that get inside you and your death is one by your asshole exploding slowly through intense pressure deep in your bowels .
Between one of those horror blobs and 10 Navy Seals, I think I would choose death by Navy Seals instead.
Imagine being an insurgent hiding in a cave once the Pentagon equips this robot with a bomb, or better yet, Sony batteries...
Luckily, the use of blood to control the size and hardness of a mechanical system is a well-demonstrated technology.
Don't worry, this technology has been out for years and nothing's happened yet.
For referencing that TV show I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure everything I just said is completely wrong.
What, didn't you hear about the butt-bomb? Link. They damn near assassinated the head of the Saudi antiterror squad.
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