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100,000 Californians To Be Gene Sequenced

eldavojohn writes "A hundred thousand elderly Californians (average age 65) will be gene sequenced by the state using samples of their saliva. This will be the first time such a large group has had their genes sequenced, and it is hoped to be a goldmine for genetic maladies — from cardiovascular diseases to diabetes to even the diseases associated with aging. Kaiser Permanente patients will be involved, and they are aiming to have half a million samples ready by 2013. Let's hope that they got permission from the patients' doctors first."

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  1. Re:Damned sure glad... by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 1, Funny

    I do live in California and I know why they chose Californians for the sample: they're trying to locate the elusive gay gene. San Francisco and Cupertino residents are the test group, while the rest of the sample acts as a control group.

  2. Not the first time.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "This will be the first time such a large group has had their genes sequenced"

    Obviously they have forgotten about the coal mine / medical file catalog / alien landing site, as seen mid-series on the X-Files.

  3. Re:nice by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Funny

    and maybe they can make SENS work so we'll all be "effectively immortal"

    If you want to get SENS working right, you have to blow on the cartridge, but that's ridiculous. Who'd want to make SNES work when they could get the N-64 working and play Goldeneye instead?

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  4. they need to make hte perfect ACTOR by CHRONOSS2008 · · Score: 0, Funny

    so they can clone them....

    So i can take over the world pinky....

  5. Re:Damned sure glad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    That depends on how you define "publish." I know I have many copies of my DNA, and I've even distributed some of them.

  6. Overheard in the doctor's office... by idontgno · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Well, it appears that DNA analysis proves that you are actually a Streptococcus mutans bacterium. I recommend against antibiotics or toothbrushing in order to extend your lifespan."

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