Man Arrested for Drinking Coffee While Naked in His Home
29-year-old Eric Williamson is facing indecent exposure charges after a passerby spotted the man naked in his kitchen making coffee. A spokesman for the Fairfax County Police said officers arrested Williamson because they believe he wanted to be seen naked by the public. Williamson says, "Yes, I wasn't wearing any clothes but I was alone, in my own home and just got out of bed. It was dark and I had no idea anyone was outside looking in at me." I have to agree with Eric. It's not like he was doing anything potentially dangerous like working a waffle iron without clothes first thing in the morning.
Unless the smell of coffee gives this guy an erection, I don't see what the problem is. If he's standing in the front window fondling himself, go ahead and throw the book at him. If he's making breakfast and forget his robe, well then who the hell expects children to peering in their window at 5:30am?
I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.