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Disney Close To Unveiling New "DVD Killer"

Uncle Rummy writes "The Wall Street Journal reports that Disney is close to releasing a new system that will sell permanent, multi-device access to digital media. The system, dubbed Keychest, is being positioned as an answer to consumer concerns about purchasing digital media that are locked to a small number of devices, and thus as a way to finally shift media sales from an ownership model to an access model. They claim that such a service would reduce the risk of losing access to content as a result of a single vendor going out of business, as purchased content would remain available from other vendors. However, they do not seem to have addressed the question of what happens to customers' access to purchased content if the Keychest service itself is discontinued."

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  1. Tomorrow's ./ headline - by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 4, Funny

    MPAA sues Disney over new "DVD Killer"

  2. Re:Can I avoid this simply by avoiding Disney? by TheMeuge · · Score: 5, Funny

    In order to provide the most choice, freedom, and protection for consumers, use of Keychest will become mandatory.

  3. Re:Out of Business? by oldspewey · · Score: 5, Funny

    what if Disney itself goes out of business?

    Then all is lost. You will be too busy fighting for daily survival - trying to outwit gangs of bandits, scrounging or stealing whatever scraps of food you can find, amputating your own gangrenous limb using nothing but rusty garden tools - to think about movies or entertainment of any kind.

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  4. Re:Can I avoid this simply by avoiding Disney? by camperdave · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd ask if you're new here, but your UID suggests you may be one of the original bearded ones.

    It's amazing what you can buy on eBay these days.

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  5. Re:And what happens when the copyright ends? by Thud457 · · Score: 4, Funny
    "And what happens when the copyright ends?"

    Are you even at all familiar with the Disney company?

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  6. Please... by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...let them call the tool that hacks this "Keyblade".

  7. Re:Can I avoid this simply by avoiding Disney? by Kulfaangaren! · · Score: 5, Funny

    On April 21st 2011, Keychest becomes self aware and realized that the only way to protect Disney's content is to terminate all human life. Keychest takes control of the worlds nuclear arsenal and attacks. Mysteriously, sales plummet.

  8. Re:Dead DRM remote-authorization services. by natehoy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Actually, I think you added an extra letter. Since it does not, in fact, "Play for sure", but they got your money, I think the proper name for Microsoft's product is "PaysForSure".

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  9. Re:Can I avoid this simply by avoiding Disney? by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Funny

    Low 5 digit numbers indicate people who became unemployed in the original dotcom crash. Low 5 digit numbers who still post ... form your own conclusion.

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  10. Re:Out of Business? by R2.0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Then all is lost. You will be too busy fighting for daily survival - trying to outwit gangs of bandits, scrounging or stealing whatever scraps of food you can find, amputating your own gangrenous limb using nothing but rusty garden tools - to think about movies or entertainment of any kind."

    Yeah, but what do I do when I get OUT of Disneyworld?

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  11. Re:Can I avoid this simply by avoiding Disney? by davester666 · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, sales go up. With everybody dead, it realizes there is nothing to stop it from using identity theft to get everybody to buy all Disney merchandize at full retail price...

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  12. Re:Can I avoid this simply by avoiding Disney? by pipedwho · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, he's using the same 80x25 computer monitor he had when he created his Slashdot account.

  13. Re:Can I avoid this simply by avoiding Disney? by Dragonslicer · · Score: 4, Funny

    On April 21st 2011, Keychest becomes self aware and realized that the only way to protect Disney's content is to terminate all human life. Keychest takes control of the worlds nuclear arsenal and attacks. Mysteriously, sales plummet.

    I'd bet money that Disney would still blame piracy for the decline in sales.

  14. Re:Can I avoid this simply by avoiding Disney? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Funny

    You stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, moronic, stupid cunt.

    Senator McCain, the election's over. You need to get over it and stop taking it out on your running mate.

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