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Dutch Gov't Has No Idea How To Delete Tapped Calls

McDutchie writes "The law in the Netherlands says that intercepted phone calls between attorneys and their clients must be destroyed. But the Dutch government has been keeping under wraps for years that no one has the foggiest clue how to delete them (Google translation). Now, an email (PDF) from the National Police Services Agency (KLPD) has surfaced, revealing that the working of the technology in question is a NetApp trade secret. The Dutch police are now trying to get their Israeli supplier Verint to tell them how to delete tapped calls and comply with the law. Meanwhile, attorneys in the Netherlands remain afraid to use their phones."

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  1. Easy by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Take media with recorded conversations, place in a pile, load it up with a half-tonne of aluminium filings and iron oxide, and apply a high temperature heat source.

    You might want to wear safety goggles.

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    1. Re:Easy by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2, Funny

      The best place to set fire to your mixture is in the basement of your houses of parliament.

  2. Just put an average user at the console ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... and tell them that there's no way they could ever delete anything. Trust me, they'll find a way.

  3. Nuke it from orbit its the only way to be sure by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2, Funny

    rm -rf /

    1. Re:Nuke it from orbit its the only way to be sure by Linker3000 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Store the data on your Sidekick device?

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  4. Re:You can't make this stuff up by rvw · · Score: 4, Funny

    I thought a Dutch Delete only applied to torrents?

    No no! The Dutch Police used to share all phone taps via torrents, and now they don't know how to delete those. That's the real reason why The Pirate Bay should be shut down.

  5. Re:You can't make this stuff up by ZeRu · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Meanwhile, attorneys in the Netherlands remain afraid to use their phones." Apparently they need some Dutch courage.

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  6. Re:WORM drive by alexo · · Score: 2, Funny

    When I worked at fortune 500 company we had these Write Once Ream Many [sic] dive systems to record images of contracts.

    What company was that? Goatse?