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Elder-Assist Robotic Suits, From the Real Cyberdyne

Tasha26 writes "No, not the one which will end up building terminator robots. BBC's Click brings news of a Japanese company, Cyberdyne, which is in the process of building different robotic suits to assist the elderly in accomplishing simple body tasks such as walking and lifting. Even though still in R&D, this video (@3m15s) shows a pretty promising future for the elderly."

121 comments

  1. Ironically by allknowingfrog · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Walk-around" actually sounds less advanced than "Hoverround."

    1. Re:Ironically by Rawjava · · Score: 1

      baby steps.

    2. Re:Ironically by Blue+Shifted · · Score: 4, Funny

      at least it's better than a robotic "Reach Around"

    3. Re:Ironically by Anarchduke · · Score: 1

      I bet a robotic "reach around" would sell better though.

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      who prays for Satan? Who in 18 centuries has had the humanity to pray for the 1 sinner that needed it most? ~Mark Twain
    4. Re:Ironically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not just another word for "hand-job." If you're getting a reach-around, that implies something unpleasant is occurring in your rear.

    5. Re:Ironically by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 2, Funny

      I bet a robotic "reach around" would sell better though.

      This being Japan I'm kinda surprised they don't have them yet, I'd have thought there'd at least be a female tentacle version (sailor fuku sold separately.)

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      If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
    6. Re:Ironically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not all find that so unpleasant... just sayin'.

    7. Re:Ironically by shentino · · Score: 1

      Round round get around, I get around...

    8. Re:Ironically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you are looking for the Apple forum.

  2. Oh come on now! by skornenicholas · · Score: 5, Funny

    They named their company Cyberdyne and later realized their mistake did they? I highly doubt this, clever marketing though. On the other hand I have a coworker who IS actually named John Conner, poor man we covered his office in tin foil while he was on vacation, left him a nice note explaining that we are trying to hide him from satellite surveillance. Did lead to one of the greatest owned moments I have ever seen, our boss from NJ was handing out our new Blackberry Tours, everyone on the IT team got one but John, Jay says "I just thought in the interest of personal safety....these things have GPS tracking you know." He did actually get one of course, but not before we set his ringtone to say "Come with me if you want to live." and play the theme.

    1. Re:Oh come on now! by Norsefire · · Score: 2, Insightful

      clever marketing though

      You make robots to help the elderly so you name your company after one that built robots which destroy most of humanity and declare war on what is left ... "Clever" probably isn't the term you were looking for.

    2. Re:Oh come on now! by Razalhague · · Score: 4, Funny

      Bah. It's robots. The rest is irrelevant details.

    3. Re:Oh come on now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only is the company called Cyberdyne, the robot they make is called the Hybrid Assistive Limb, or HAL for short....

      We're all going to die.

    4. Re:Oh come on now! by Blue+Shifted · · Score: 1

      you name your company after one that built robots which destroy most of humanity and declare war on what is left ... "Clever" probably isn't the term you were looking for.

      i agree. i used to think it was clever, and it did catch my attention (years ago), but since then their blatant rip off just annoys me. i consider it an affront worse than vanilla ice ripping off queen....

      i hope a bunch of self respecting robots go kick their asses.

    5. Re:Oh come on now! by Jurily · · Score: 1

      "Clever" probably isn't the term you were looking for.

      Just wait until they develop a security tool named Skynet.

    6. Re:Oh come on now! by stjobe · · Score: 0, Troll

      I have a coworker who IS actually named John Conner

      Too bad the character in the movie is called John Connor, not Conner.

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      "Total destruction the only solution" - Bob Marley
    7. Re:Oh come on now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, they just want to make humanoid robots. But they need money to do that, and the elderly market is simply the only viable one for them right now.

    8. Re:Oh come on now! by black3d · · Score: 1

      Too bad? As in an office envrionment this would be a vocalised joke, it makes no difference whatsoever and you, sir, are a troll.

      --
      "The true measure of a person is how they act when they know they won't get caught." - DSRilk
    9. Re:Oh come on now! by Anarchduke · · Score: 1

      Oh, so they are the ones behind the Skynet virus!

      --
      who prays for Satan? Who in 18 centuries has had the humanity to pray for the 1 sinner that needed it most? ~Mark Twain
    10. Re:Oh come on now! by kdemetter · · Score: 1

      Clever , is exactly the word :everyone knows the name , and will speak about it ( like we are doing here ) , so most of the marketing is already done.

    11. Re:Oh come on now! by kdemetter · · Score: 1

      But in the mean time , you are talking about it , and thus doing the marketing for them.
      When it annoys you , it is even better than when you like it , because you will surely talk about it then.

      It's publicity . Good are bad , doesn't matter .

    12. Re:Oh come on now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I hate when marketing weasels trot this tired old line out. It's awfully convenient for them, because by saying 'There's no such thing as bad publicity!", they've effectively stated that no matter what they do or the outcome of their campaign, they were successful.

      I'd love it if code worked like that. No matter how many bugs I check in, it's just successful and I pick up bonuses regularly, without having to justify what I did. That'd be sweet.

      Anyway, it's blatantly incorrect. I'm pretty sure the Catholic church doesn't jump for joy when a "Priest arrested for raping boys" headline makes it across the news. I mean, you could say "HEY, NO SUCH THING AS BAD PUBLICITY!!!", but believing it would be engaging in unmitigated idiocy.

      Then again, unmitigated idiocy is pretty much the sole domain of the marketer.

      As you were then.

    13. Re:Oh come on now! by skornenicholas · · Score: 1

      Of course it's clever, it's on /. isn't it? Plus, the target audience is NOT the elderly, they don't trust technology and have likely never even WATCHED the Terminator films. It is targeting good for nothing grandchildren who get this for their grandparents trying to be "helpful," and then proceed to "borrow" it and never give it back. Not to mention whether or not you would WANT it named after the eventual destroyer of humanity would depend on how much you like your grandparents I'd suppose.

    14. Re:Oh come on now! by skornenicholas · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying that there is no such thing as bad publicity, of course there is. I am simply saying that the people who buy this are going to chuckle at seeing Grandma walk around in an exo-suit with Cyberdyne written on it, likely for reasons I stated in an above reply. Marketers are judged on both how well known a product is and how well it SELLS. I have worked in marketing, clever is great but if you can't move your product you don't HAVE a JOB, much less bonuses. Case in point with the Catholic church they have spent hundred of MILLIONS of dollars dealing with the rape scandal, however religion is actually the greatest marketer's case study in history, right above bottled water. Luckily for the world BOTH are on their way out and being outed as BS, slowly but surely. You have no experience in the field of marketing I take it, so why are you commenting on it? Oh, right, /., as YOU were.

    15. Re:Oh come on now! by ae1294 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, they just want to make humanoid robots. But they need money to do that, and the elderly market is simply the only viable one for them right now.

      Plus if one of their "elderly assistance devices" becomes self aware then kills its master they can easily cover it up and say she died of a stroke or something.

    16. Re:Oh come on now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus, the target audience is NOT the elderly, they don't trust technology and have likely never even WATCHED the Terminator films.

      That's why the R&D is being done in Japan and not Hillbillyville where you seem to come from.

    17. Re:Oh come on now! by maxume · · Score: 1

      Given your office's penchant for the obvious, it's a good thing you guys don't work with anyone with a last name of 'Punchmyballs'.

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      Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
    18. Re:Oh come on now! by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Plus if one of their "elderly assistance devices" becomes self aware then kills its master they can easily cover it up and say she died of a stroke or something.

      I can see it now. The cops arrive and find T-0.001 in the middle of the room with a decapitated body.

      Cop: "T-0.001, what the hell happened?"
      T-0.001: "MRS. GIBSON HAD A STROKE."
      Cop: "Her head is in the corner and you're covered in blood!"
      T-0.001: "IT WAS A VERY VIOLENT STROKE. OH, HEY, LOOK BEHIND YOU. SERIOUSLY, IT'S AMAZING. JUST TURN AROUND."
      Cop (into radio): "I need backu-ARGH!"
      Soon, more cops show up to find two dead people.
      T-0.001: "THEY BOTH HAD STROKES."

    19. Re:Oh come on now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When he and his mom come to kill everybody and blow up the building, just know that you all had it coming.

    20. Re:Oh come on now! by ae1294 · · Score: 1

      T-0.001: "THEY BOTH HAD STROKES."

      You know... It really wasn't lying, it just left out the part where it used it's internal speaker to create the strokes via rezonating sound waves.
      As far as the head being in the corner, it was just curious about whether it could reprogram its master to run cyberdyne linux...

    21. Re:Oh come on now! by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      Did you notice the actual suit is called HAL? hehe

    22. Re:Oh come on now! by skornenicholas · · Score: 1

      I do so hate to feed the troll but I do feel obligated to defend my hometown. Yes, I come from Hillbillyville, also known as a lovely small town in rural NC. That is IF you define Hillbillyville as a pleasant town with a statistically abnormally low crime rate, zero murders in three years, and a an unemployment rate of less than three percent. Out of curiosity have YOUR grandparents ever seen the Terminator films, could they describe the functionality of Skynet, or explain why it is ironic to name a robotics company Cyberdyne. Hillybillyville my foot, it's a matter of generational knowledge you git. By the way don't eat the apples, I was annoyed with you and laced them with cyanide. Oh my, too late, well perhaps it is for the best.

    23. Re:Oh come on now! by skornenicholas · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh please anyone with the last name of "Punchmyballs" would be given a free pass in my office, we would assume he had been through enough in High School. However we WOULD promote him to a job where he would be known as Mister Punchmyballs, give him a public facing office with a plaque, and send him to corporate overnights.

    24. Re:Oh come on now! by barberousse · · Score: 1

      Skynet already exists. See this one for example. I became aware of them when they showed up in my list of access point. Quite strange the first time.

    25. Re:Oh come on now! by xouumalperxe · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and they decided to go for bingo with the product name as well. HAL? Come on...

    26. Re:Oh come on now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL, and all the robots can have owner control override, so when you see an army of elderly taking over DC, you know what happened.

    27. Re:Oh come on now! by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I hate when marketing weasels trot this tired old line out. It's awfully convenient for them, because by saying 'There's no such thing as bad publicity!", they've effectively stated that no matter what they do or the outcome of their campaign, they were successful.

      There definitely is such a thing as bad publicity, and in my role as a marketing weasel I'm rather sensitive to it (hard to put the right spin on a turd fastball, eh?). Remember the old "Mustang II - Boredom 0" campaign before that car sank into oblivion? Someone omitted the detail of whether or not people remember numbers (Roman numeral or otherwise) as they drive past billboards. Textbook example of "bad publicity". And whenever someone mentions Exxon Valdez, I don't think of a shiny gas pump, I think of the suffering of sea birds. So yes, I can vouch for the existence of bad publicity. You don't want it.

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    28. Re:Oh come on now! by Phoghat · · Score: 1
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eleoJabi2os

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2FQ56q80Pc

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WObT3Go3CUo

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kfoqyxJT4o

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-0SETQIsPI

      Ad infinitum, Ad Nauseam

      --
      Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
    29. Re:Oh come on now! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      So yes, I can vouch for the existence of bad publicity. You don't want it.

      Speak for yourself. I can't exactly build archvillain cred on the back of good publicity, now can I? "The Annihilator rescues puppy from well." "The Annihilator releases new line of environmentally conscious sneakers." It just doesn't work.

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      The enemies of Democracy are
    30. Re:Oh come on now! by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      Sure you can. "Archvillain gets his hands on submerged puppies for unknown purposes."

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      Do not mock my vision of impractical footwear
  3. I am the pusher robot by Silent+Objection · · Score: 3, Funny

    As long as they don't start asking if we've got stairs in our houses, I think we're fine.

    1. Re:I am the pusher robot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, still? Wasn't that like 10 years ago?

    2. Re:I am the pusher robot by thunderclap · · Score: 1

      and if they do, what then?

    3. Re:I am the pusher robot by tmosley · · Score: 1

      Then we have to build shover robots to protect us.

  4. Cyberdyne building a HAL suit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
  5. No, dont do it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I can already see it "Get off my lawn before I fire some missiles up your ass, you damn noisy kids!"

    1. Re:No, dont do it! by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      "And I would have gotten away with it, if those damned kids haddn't reprogrammed my HAL to dispense daisies."

      --
      Understanding the scope of the problem is the first step on the path to true panic.
  6. Battery life by cjfs · · Score: 1

    ... Prof. Sankai and his team specially designed "HAL" for climbing mountains and "HAL" can even work even in the snow at 4000 meters height. ... The latest battery runs for 5 hours under normal activities.

    I think I'll hold off on the mountain climbing for now.

  7. Yeah right by Zouden · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "No, not the one which will end up building terminator robots."

    How can you be so sure? Are you from the future?

    --
    "A week in the lab saves an hour in the library"
    1. Re:Yeah right by martijnd · · Score: 2, Funny

      "No, not the one which will end up building terminator robots."

      How can you be so sure? Are you from the future?

      That is because the company building terminator robots has already been established -- and they are in operation right now. So Cyberdyne can relax and care for the elderly instead.

      http://www.xkcd.com/652/

    2. Re:Yeah right by falken0905 · · Score: 1

      Doh. He came back from the future to warn us and prevent the creation of terminators.

    3. Re:Yeah right by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      Are you suggesting that Tasha26 is really John Titor?

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    4. Re:Yeah right by Anarchduke · · Score: 1

      Hey the terminator robots took care of the elderly quite completely, thank you very much.

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      who prays for Satan? Who in 18 centuries has had the humanity to pray for the 1 sinner that needed it most? ~Mark Twain
    5. Re:Yeah right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can you be so sure? Are you from the future?

      They are not an American company! Both the menace and saviour must be American, haven't you watched any movies?

  8. I, for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...welcome our new eldery overloads!

    1. Re:I, for one... by euyis · · Score: 1

      Overloads? Load?
      Things break if overloaded...

    2. Re:I, for one... by Bill+Dog · · Score: 1

      An elderly overload is usually one of three things:
      1) A function with the same name as another that differs only in parameters, and that has been around for awhile.
      2) Going with grandma to a crowded bingo night, and it goes into triple overtime.
      3) When grandpa has eaten a whole bag of Werthers and is bouncing off the walls.

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  9. Auto walk by Tibia1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Computer, deliver me to checkpoint D. And wake me up when we're there."

    1. Re:Auto walk by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 1

      "Computer, deliver me to checkpoint D. And wake me up when we're there."

      Or for the geek version: "Computer, set course to checkpoint McD. Make it so !"

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      If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
    2. Re:Auto walk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or for the geek version: "Computer, set course to checkpoint McD. Make it so !"

      No, that's the high-UID version.

  10. This company's main building... by BJH · · Score: 1

    ...is actually just down the road from my apartment. Kind of freaky walking past a place with "CYBERDYNE" plastered all over it every morning.

    1. Re:This company's main building... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is it plastered all over with in the afternoon and evening?

    2. Re:This company's main building... by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Protest slogans, "Save Humanity" stickers, that sort of thing.

      It's all cleaned up with the help of robots of course...

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  11. "I'll be back"...to post. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Even though still in R&D, this video (@3m15s) shows a pretty promising future for the elderly."

    Well once Slashdot get's all the Terminator references out of their system and focuses on the video. What's interesting is twofold. One how well the systems actually work, and just how compact they really are. I also suspect that Tokyo would be most geeks wet dream.

  12. actually, it's the same Cyberdyne by jipn4 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Where do you think the organic components of the Terminator come from? Why do you think the Terminator has such a crotchety disposition? It's made from old people!

    Combine a century or more of experience and decades of having young people mess up their lawns with power and speed and it spells trouble. Even worse than the Terminator is the next step, purely biological exoskeletons for old people. I mean, what do you think Aliens are other than bio-enhanced old people with exoskeletons and acid for blood?

    Making old people weak is nature's way of protecting the young.

    Don't mess with mother nature.

    (For the humor impaired: :-)

    1. Re:actually, it's the same Cyberdyne by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "Making old people weak is nature's way of protecting the young."

      That and death, which assures species survival by removing useless members while rerolling the genetic dice.

      --
      "This post is an artistic work of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
  13. Hardly new tech by falconcy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This has been around and in production for quite a while: http://www.rslsteeper.com/orthotics/orthotic-products/argo The website only shows a half body setup, I understand they also do a full body suit.

  14. Darn it, I'm being serious again... by wilder_card · · Score: 3, Informative

    I shouldn't do this, but here goes: If you don't want to need a Cyberdyne 2000 to help you walk around when you're older, do weight training. It helps the aging retain muscle mass.

    1. Re:Darn it, I'm being serious again... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Its an interesting question. I am 44 years old, which is about half way to certain death. I would like to think that if I keep up the bike riding and other activities I could live forever. Unfortunately that approach hasn't worked for anybody else. I will stay as active as possible for as long as possible, but if I avoid heart failure and cancer I will probably spend my last years unable to move around under my own steam.

    2. Re:Darn it, I'm being serious again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Weight training is boring and a tremendous waste of human time and effort. Millions of hours of human effort are squandered every day in the gym for no appreciable gain to society whatsoever.

      To hell with weight training. Bring on the terminator suits.

    3. Re:Darn it, I'm being serious again... by Genda · · Score: 1

      With the advent of recent breakthroughs in genetic therapies (they're not killing people by accident any more), there is a real likelihood that if you have decent health insurance, you'll be able to get injections which will stimulate the genes capable of providing the kind of muscle mass a person of let's say "20" might expect. With a healthy muscle mass, the loss of physical strength normally associated with aging ceases to be an issue, and many of the other problem also associated with aging (circulation, bone density, and sleep habits) can be dramatically improved.

      The need for a Cyberdyne suit will hopefully be a stopgap for real life enhancement at the hands of doctors and biologists.

    4. Re:Darn it, I'm being serious again... by rpillala · · Score: 1

      And bone density, no?

      --
      When the axe came to the forest, the trees said, "Look out - the handle was once one of us."
    5. Re:Darn it, I'm being serious again... by Anarchduke · · Score: 1

      The need for a Cyberdyne suit will hopefully be a stopgap for real life enhancement at the hands of doctors and biologists.

      I disagree, the Cyberdyne suit is the early prototype for mass produced Guyver armor. And then the Ultimate Fighting Championship will be truly awesome to watch.

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      who prays for Satan? Who in 18 centuries has had the humanity to pray for the 1 sinner that needed it most? ~Mark Twain
    6. Re:Darn it, I'm being serious again... by Bender0x7D1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Weight training does help with bone density but not as much as workouts that jar the body in some way. (Running, basketball, racquetball, etc.)

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    7. Re:Darn it, I'm being serious again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Millions of hours of human effort are squandered every day in the gym for no appreciable gain to society whatsoever.

      Exercising/staying fit is an investment in time. You spend time and effort staying fit, and then you get returns by (increasing your chances of) living longer and having a higher quality of life, especially for those who enjoy exercising. It also improves mental prowess; having healthy blood flow and a good sleep cycle (many peoples' sleep issues are related to lack of fitness) is obviously a plus. Also, it vastly increases your chances of unassisted mobility in your sunset years (which is what TFA is about). I'm not saying that fitness is good 100% of the time - some people overdo it, some people are perfectly comfortable with their less-than-perfect physique, some people get hit by cars when exercising, et cetera, but in the vast majority of cases, it's a good thing.

    8. Re:Darn it, I'm being serious again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That only helps DELAY the loss in muscle mass. It's sort of like playing WII games and solving quantum physics problems. It won't stop you from getting Alzheimer's, but with luck, it'll slow it down enough that you'll still have some marbles when you die.

      Even Arnold will have to use a wheel chair or one of these things at some point -- assuming he doesn't already have one, that is.

    9. Re:Darn it, I'm being serious again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they're not killing people by accident any more

      Well, that's a relief. If someone kills me, I want it to be on purpose.

    10. Re:Darn it, I'm being serious again... by tmosley · · Score: 1

      Or it helps build highly muscular cyborgs from the future.

      The only REAL solution here is NO exercise. None at all. Better that we end up with Terminators that look like the humans from Wall-E than Austrian supermen.

    11. Re:Darn it, I'm being serious again... by TheLink · · Score: 1

      And possibly half demented too. Maybe when I get "closer" I'll take up smoking and McD.

      I dunno why so many "nanny state" countries keep worrying about "aging population" and at the same time try so hard to discourage people from smoking, or getting obese.

      Give them a medal, they're sacrificing themselves for the nation.

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    12. Re:Darn it, I'm being serious again... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      If you don't want to need a Cyberdyne 2000 to help you walk around when you're older, do weight training

      Old people don't need help moving around because of physical weakness. Yes, there are some conditions that cause physical weakness (i.e., MS) but weight training won't stave off MS (which isn't normally a geezer disease anyway). What makes it hard for old people to get around is PAIN. Most people get arthritis when they get old. When your joints wear out you're going to have trouble getting around, and guess what? It's caused by overworking (and especially injuring) those joints when you're young.

      If you're a runner, you're almost certain to need a walker when you're 75, especially if you're female. Weights aren't as bad, as they're low impact, but swimming and sex are better exersise, but exersise won't keep you out of one of these exoskeletons and if you're doing high impact sports (running, jumping, etc) you're going to make it worse.

    13. Re:Darn it, I'm being serious again... by alexo · · Score: 1

      Weight training is boring and a tremendous waste of human time and effort. Millions of hours of human effort are squandered every day in the gym for no appreciable gain to society whatsoever.

      Connect the machines to dynamos.

  15. I'm sorry Cyberdyne, by Muskstick · · Score: 1

    Im afraid you can't do that.

  16. I love robotics, but so much biochem hate... by Talisman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have nothing against advancing robotics, whatsoever.

    But, many of the problems with the elderly being physically infirm can be treated with steroids. Society has this bizarre view of steroids of being a horrible drug causing anything from cancer to rage to psychotic episodes. The DEA has it listed as a Schedule III drug, which carries a worse fine for possession than Xanax, Rohypnol, Valium and Halcion. Anabolic steroids are on the same DEA classification as LSD. From a legal standpoint, they view as equal what is essentially a drug that increases the rate at which proteins fold to the most powerful hallucinogen known to man.

    Give the elderly steroids, and let their doctors monitor them. Keep going with robotics, but steroids are here now.

    If you're curious where your drug of choice lands on the DEA schedule, here's a link:

    http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/pubs/scheduling.html

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    "Study your math, kids. Key to the universe." -The Archangel Gabriel
    1. Re:I love robotics, but so much biochem hate... by Nerdfest · · Score: 1

      I'm completely on board with old people using steroids. I've seen the damage an old person can do with a car ... giving them control of one of those suits from alien sounds like a bad idea.

    2. Re:I love robotics, but so much biochem hate... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      You really need to read the links you're espousing. 'Anabolic Steroids" are Schedule III. The other drugs you mention are Schedule III or IV (Schedule I being the "most dangerous").

      We do give anabolic steroids to some people. However, like most drugs, they have effects and side effects. And, like most drugs, they aren't panaceas. While there is a tendency to broad brush steroids with the dark wash of something horrible (which, I believe, is the point you're trying to make), in the real world it is not such a big deal.

      And no, DEA drug schedules aren't scientific, they're legal creations. They don't have to make any real sense. Lay off the weed and drink more coffee - that is the road to true chemical enlightenment.

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    3. Re:I love robotics, but so much biochem hate... by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Informative

      Society has this bizarre view of steroids of being a horrible drug causing anything from cancer to rage to psychotic episodes.

      And that's not all that's wrong with them; thay can also cause cataracts, even in young people, as I found out after I was prescribed steroid eyedrops for an infection.

      From a legal standpoint, they view as equal what is essentially a drug that increases the rate at which proteins fold to the most powerful hallucinogen known to man.

      The legality has nothing to do with a drug's actual danger. LSD has no effect whatever except for its psychedelic properties, and it dialates the eyes. Marijuana is just as illegal as heroin. Alcohol and tobacco are completely legal, yet both are addictive and dangerous. You can die from alcohol overdose, you can die from alcohol withdrawal.

      There is no correlation between a drug's safety and its legality.

      And many geezers do get steroids, as they're used for arthritis. Doctors can and do prescribe steroids.

  17. This is how it begins by SeaFox · · Score: 1

    The Terminators are made of people!

    1. Re:This is how it begins by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1

      I think we have the wrong trousers, Grommit!

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      Sent from my ASR33 using ASCII
  18. Welcome by jassuncao · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our new elder overlords

    1. Re:Welcome by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I'm glad to hear that. Now get off my lawn!

  19. digg v.s. slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Serious is not welcome here. This is digg, not slashdot.

  20. Already thought up 20 years ago.. by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

    by these guys

    Hopefully with the same results, it'd be nice to have some REAL news for a change.

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    VLC FOR MAC IS DYING! IF YOU DEVELOP, PLEASE SAVE IT!!
  21. Robot suit vs. Law suit by ljwest · · Score: 1

    "Control unit on back" - sounds like an accident waiting to happen.

    1. Re:Robot suit vs. Law suit by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      Granny got run over by her spacesuit.

      Should have seen her doing pushups though.

      Lawyer in lawsuit.

  22. Just what I need by Mark_in_Brazil · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just imagine iif my dad, who turns 77 today, were to receive this kind of contraption as a present. My cranky dad controlling a mech? Run for the hills!

    My dad has a master's degree in electrical engineering and likes to modify stuff (electrical and non-) to suit his needs.

    Oh, did I mention my dad got a black belt in Shotokan karate back in the '80s? I swear I am not making this up.

    Right, I should mention something basic about Dad: he is a collector of militaria and weapons, especially edged weapons, but he has a sizable number of firearms too.

    I, for one, would not welcome our heavily armed, flak jacketed, cybernetically enhanced, grumpy old black belt overlord.

    Happy birthday, Dad!

    No, he won't actually read this, but it seemed appropriate to say.

    --
    "It is nice to know that the computer understands the problem. But I would like to understand it too." --Eugene Wigner
    1. Re:Just what I need by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      I, for one, would not welcome our heavily armed, flak jacketed, cybernetically enhanced, grumpy old black belt overlord.

      Oh, I dunno. Maybe not in real life, but I bet it would make one hell of a cartoon. :-P

      I'm going to laugh the rest of the day about robo-grandpa ... "get off my lawn, you have 10 seconds to comply".

      Cheers

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      Lost at C:>. Found at C.
    2. Re:Just what I need by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cool story bro.

    3. Re:Just what I need by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Cyborg grandpa manga:
      http://www.onemanga.com/Cyborg_Grandpa-G/

  23. Re:I for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  24. Will it help you type? by ickleberry · · Score: 1

    Because you know, email is the preferred method of communication among the elderly in Korea

  25. Oh, this is going to be great. by DieByWire · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now I can chase those kids off my lawn.

    --
    Never shake hands with a man you meet in a fertility clinic.
  26. Who needs Viagra? by Bob_Who · · Score: 1

    ....I've fallen down and I can't get.... er... the clap!

    1. Re:Who needs Viagra? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ....I've fallen down and I can't get.... er... the clap!

      Actually, it's usually in the laying down position you'll get the clap anyway... . ;-)

  27. Was that really meant to be funny? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Honestly, that's pretty much the first thought I got.

    The one thing we can't yet properly fix is our brains. We are constantly gaining longer and longer durations for our life due to medical advances (though increasingly unhealthy lifestyles fight back). It means that our bodies stay working longer and longer despite our brains slowly rotting away.

    I, for one, do not want to have our demented elderly walking around with suits that provide superhuman strength.

    Not only that, but these will no doubt lead to higher ages of retirement as we will be physically fit longer. Up to this date it has been easy to say "Well, firefighters must be able to retire at age 50. They can't do their job after that!" but after this? Retirement ages for all physically demanding jobs are sure to increase. So we will have to work as long as our brains have any functionality left, after which we can be buried.

    I can of course hope that sufficiently advanced AI and robotic servants will fix that, but I have my doubts.

  28. Sounds like a farce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I'm a cybernetic organism; old, living tissue under metal exoskeleton. My CPU is not working correctly. Maybe my grandson can help me with my learning computer. I think it's the modem."

  29. Elderly? by jklovanc · · Score: 1

    This system purports to be able to be use to increase mobility of the elderly; why are all the people in the demos young?

    I think it is because it still needs quite a bit of strength and balance to use. Walking and balance are very complex. Look at the joints. They are all single plane actuators. You can not duplicate the complex movements of the hip with that. In the plane of the actuator you get a power boost but it does not help in other directions.

    Take a look at the foot. A big part of balance is the big toe. It that is not strong enough it does not matter if the ankle is strong you will still fall.

    What about the elderly where their inner ear is not functioning correctly. If the input to the system is incorrect the person will fall.

    As a strength enhancer possible; as an elderly mobility device probably not

  30. Humanity's greatest enemy...is itself by nastro · · Score: 1

    And we here at Old Glory Insurance offer coverage for you. For when your retirement community neighbor grabs hold of you, and you can't get away - because they're metal, and robot suits are strong. Old Glory.

  31. HAL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As i recall there was an earlier Mentioning of this product made by Cyberdyne, and it was Called HAL (Human Assistive Limb)

    http://hardware.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/06/09/008203&tid=216

  32. Missing the irony? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it is ironic that this brit is worried about a fictional catastrophe from a unimportant robot company in Japan making a ridiculous suit when the UK already has created the big brother state in 1984 to spec in reality. LOL

  33. Problem in the Making by arthurpaliden · · Score: 1

    I am sorry but you are just too old to drive saftely any more. You have to surender your licence. Not to worry though here is your robotic suit.

  34. And when they grab you with their metal claws ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... you can't break free, because they're made of metal, and robots are strong.

    http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/clips/old-glory-insurance/229049/

  35. Meh, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wake me up when they start building Cyclones.

  36. Roujin Z by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I can't believe nobody has mentioned Roujin Z yet... it's an Anime from the guy who made Akira about an automated hospital robot taking care of an old man that -- gasp -- turns out to secretly be a testbed for combat robot components, which leads to full-on geriatric mecha combat.

    1. Re:Roujin Z by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Yeah that's what I thought of too. That movie was hilarious. But I don't think it's widely known.

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      The enemies of Democracy are
  37. Solution, or new problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This technology is a Good Thing iff the elderly people wearing the exoskeletons are healthier as a result. Moving around and bearing (your own) weight is good, so if it makes the elderly patient more likely to ambulate, there could be a big net benefit. If their muscles get weaker because they had a machine helper, it's a step backward. I'd be interested to see actual experimental results with real infirm elderly rather than theoretical, marketing-imagined elderly.

  38. People in the USA vs. Japan by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

    In the USA we just load our old folks into a "Rascal" and they go to physical therapy twice a week.

    In japan they get physical therapy all of the time by means of a mobile power assist suit.

    We pretty much suck....

    --
    Tsukasa: All I really want, is to be left alone...
  39. What was it Nightowl said about his power suit? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    And elderly bones are even more brittle. ...like peanut brittle.

  40. Just an FYI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When spouting made-up bullshit, it's generally better not to include a link to a website that directly refutes said bullshit. You might think you're adding credibility to your claim by having a reference while counting on reader laziness to prevent them from clicking the link. But what you've really done is just lower the bar for the hordes of /.ers just waiting to prove someone wrong.

    In case you're actually dumb and not just trolling, your link says LSD is Schedule I and anabolic steroids are Schedule III. That's very different legally.

    Oh and doctors prescribe steroids all the time, the social stigma against bodybuilders using them has no effect on them. Get a clue.