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John Hodgman On the Coming Geek Culture

An anonymous reader writes "Famous writer and minor television personality John Hodgman posits the end of the culture of Jockdom in favor of a cultural reverence for engineers, scientists and Slashdot readers: 'Jockdom is very noble. It's not deliberative. It's certainly the best way to win wars. It's the best way to motivate teams of people to fulfill a goal — not just war, but getting things done. The most important way to motivate a factory floor. But as you know, we're not as much of a manufacturing society as we were before. China and other big industrial nations are rewarding their nerds and technicians rather than creating a culture that makes fun of them — it would be wise for us to embrace the book-smart as much as our culture has traditionally embraced the street-smart, the jock-smart. I'm not saying nerds must have their revenge; I'm just saying the time for wedgies is at an end.'"

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  1. I for one by Asdanf · · Score: 5, Funny

    I, for one, welcome myself as one of our new overlords.

    1. Re:I for one by Nerdfest · · Score: 4, Funny

      As they say "The meek shall inherit the earth ... if that's alright with the rest of you". Well, I guess in this case that would be "the geek shall inherit teh Earth".

    2. Re:I for one by olingern · · Score: 3, Funny

      I, for one, welcome myself as one of our new overlords.

      Well, I welcome myself as one of the new supply depots

    3. Re:I for one by Red+Flayer · · Score: 4, Funny
      Yeah, I'm just gonna repost something I wrote a while back that sums up why I think this will never happen:

      It's time for nerds to rise up yet again. Throughout modern history in the US, celebration of the nerd has resulted in unprecedented economic prosperity and global economic domination.

      From the idolization of Einstein, Feynman, and other physicists, arose the economic superpower that dominated much of the world in the 1950s and 60s.

      In the 80s, we were captivated by the message of Revenge of the Nerds, and on the shoulders of this movie we came to dominate the new era of Information.

      Ladies, gentlemen: Now is the time. Now is the time to rise up from our comfy chairs, to rise up from our futons, to rise up from the depths of our basements! We must rise up as one united voice of nerd-dom, and speak to the mouthbreathers who have ground us beneath their bootheels since time immemorial. We must tell them:

      ENOUGH! Take your stupid sports and shove them. Take your stupid pop music TV shows and shove them. Take your idolization of stupidity and sacrifice it on the altar of curiosity, the altar of edification, and the altar of neckbeards and cheetos!

      WE MUST DEFEAT THE...

      What's that mom? Yeah... OK... I'll be up for dinner as soon as I finish this level. Did you get some Mountain Dew?

      Sorry, gotta go AFK.

      Originally posted here.

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    4. Re:I for one by Lord+Ender · · Score: 4, Funny

      I believe that's: Blessed are the 1337, for they shall pwn the Earth.

      Thus ends our reading of the scr1ptures.

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  2. Maybe people should be more well-rounded by schnikies79 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Then you wouldn't be pegged with (and the associated stigmas) of a certain stereotype.

    I was heavy into science in high school, as well as sports and other extra-curricular activities. I never had a problem with any group of people.

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    1. Re:Maybe people should be more well-rounded by sammy+baby · · Score: 5, Funny

      [Maybe people should be more well-rounded.] Then you wouldn't be pegged with (and the associated stigmas) of a certain stereotype.

      I was heavy into science in high school, as well as sports and other extra-curricular activities. I never had a problem with any group of people.

      <sarcasm>
      Right - people get picked on in high school because they're not sufficiently well rounded. That was exactly my experience.

      How clearly I remember the captain of the wrestling team accosting me in gym class in my sophomore year, throwing me against the wall, and sneering, "You know, you could really benefit from a more diverse set of interests."
      </sarcasm>

    2. Re:Maybe people should be more well-rounded by SirWhoopass · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I agree completely. In fact, I seem to recall this whole thread about nine years ago...

      What's the big obsession on Slashdot with perpetuating silly stereotypes? It's like people here actually believe that they are B-movie nerds, waging an eternal war against jocks. My friends and I played role-playing games in high school, we liked to mess with the computers. A wild Saturday night was some Pepsi, pizza, and a game of Starfleet Battles.We also played varsity football, basketball, and track. We were in the weight room three days a week.People who thought they were "nerds" thought we were "jocks". The people who thought they were "jocks" thought we were "nerds". I had a lot of fun playing sports and a lot of fun in other activities. You only hurt yourself by letting someone label you.

      I think the biggest problem is the labels would appear to identify academic and athletic achievements. When, in reality, they're just certain fringe social groups and kids often allow themselves to be identified as one or the other, to their own loss. The most successful people I know were both in academic and athletic activities while in school, and continue to pursue both physical and mental growth as adults.

    3. Re:Maybe people should be more well-rounded by TheRaven64 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I've lost count of the number of times I've been able to solve a programming problem that specialists are stumped by simply by realising that it was already solved a decade ago in another field and the solution can be moved across.

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    4. Re:Maybe people should be more well-rounded by kevinNCSU · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sounds like he had a thing for you and really bad pickup lines.

    5. Re:Maybe people should be more well-rounded by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think that I regret having be raised to over-identify with one trait. It happened to my siblings, as well - each of which was identified as having a single, defining trait (a talent, a temperament, etc) and being discouraged from identifying with the others. Even the geekiest of geeks is still a physical being, with a body that they can take care of and enjoy. Even the jockiest of jocks has a mind that they can cultivate, and we all have the ability to appreciate beauty, to work hard, to reflect on our circumstances, to build human relationships, etc. What is worse than being pegged as a "type" is to internalize and even enjoy that "type" at the expense of experiencing life fully. If I have any regrets about my life, it is the time I wasted trying to stay within a type, and missing out on opportunities for amazing experiences.

    6. Re:Maybe people should be more well-rounded by corbettw · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe you were too sarcastic in high school?

      A lot of people don't like that, you know.

      Really? You don't say?

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    7. Re:Maybe people should be more well-rounded by sorak · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Then you wouldn't be pegged with (and the associated stigmas) of a certain stereotype.

      I was heavy into science in high school, as well as sports and other extra-curricular activities. I never had a problem with any group of people.

      It's not about being well-rounded. You say you were popular because you knew about science, sports, and "other extracurricular activities". If you had known science but not sports, you would have needed to be more well-rounded. had you known sports, but not science, you would have been ok.

      Well-roundedness is only necessary for people who don't play sports.

    8. Re:Maybe people should be more well-rounded by BrokenHalo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Specialization means no ability to think outside the box. Knowledge is overlapping.

      Verily, forsooth. A couple of generations ago, it was regarded as a Good Thing(TM) to be a polymath. It seems that has largely been buried in a drive towards specialisation, and I believe the richness of our education has suffered as a result.

      One thing I have found interesting is a tendency for mathematics professors to be quite well-read in the arts. I still remember one of my first maths professors illustrating a point regarding some misdemeanour of logic as one that would return, like Banquo's Ghost to haunt one later - complete with impromptu illustration on whiteboard of Elizabethan gentleman with ruff, carrying his head under his arm...

      In the years since, where I have mostly been involved with individuals involved in chemistry and molecular biology, I have rarely encountered as much in the way of breadth of education, by which I simply mean exposure to other fields of discipline, including the arts. To be a polymath is to be much more interesting as a conversationalist.

    9. Re:Maybe people should be more well-rounded by Bigbutt · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Specializing in IT is pretty broad though. I know I've solved a lot of problems as a Unix Admin because I'm also a programmer. I'm amazed at the number of admins who can't even use tar without help.

      But still you should have other knowledge bases. I'm into motorcycles and can fix mine without too much trouble as well as go fast and get my knee down in corners. I'm also a gamer (both computer and table-top) which gives me a very broad level of knowledge.

      And of course:

      A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

      -Robert A. Heinlein

      [John]

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    10. Re:Maybe people should be more well-rounded by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 3, Informative

      That wasn't necessarily RAH, that was one of his characters.
      A lot of his characters were kinda fucked up - like the guy who cloned two female versions of himself and had a three-way, or the guy who went back in time and fucked his own mother.

      So, I'm just saying, you might want to take what he wrote with a big grain of salt.
      After all, specialization is what got our society where it is today - without it we would all still be living the agrarian lifestyle.

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    11. Re:Maybe people should be more well-rounded by camperdave · · Score: 4, Funny

      I've lost count of the number of times I've been able to solve a programming problem that specialists are stumped by simply by realising that it was already solved a decade ago in another field and the solution can be moved across.

      Hmmm... Perhaps they did something in another field which, if you applied it to yourself, might help get your count back on track.

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    12. Re:Maybe people should be more well-rounded by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As pointed out in earlier posts, it is likely our progress is more attributable to polymath efforts.

      Except the polymaths would not have had an opportunity to do their thing unless others had specialized in the basics needed to support a civilization. Einstein was a patent clerk with free time on his hands - if he had been a farmer, chances are he would have been laboring from sun-up to sun-down seven days a week and to worn out to do much thinking for the remaining hours of his waking life.

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  3. Jocks win wars? by soundhack · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't necessarily think "jockdom" is the best way to win wars. Military history is full of examples of headstrong, impulsive leaders losing while the soft spoken, thoughtful (as in deliberative), strategic leader winning. Sun Tzu, Machiavelli, Marcus Aurelius, don't seem to me as typical 'jocks'.

    If the previous president is any indication, jocks are more likely to start wars, for inane reasons, and either lose or not finish the job. Not that I think of Bush as a jock, but he certainly wasn't a nerd/geek. There should probably be three categories, 'jock','nerd','loser/lamer'

    1. Re:Jocks win wars? by Nerdfest · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Even at an implementation level, the jockdom approach to war was over decades ago. Oppenheimer et al, and many, many others over the years have obsoleted most of that approach.

  4. NERD ALERT!!! by Nazlfrag · · Score: 4, Funny

    Pffft, who's gonna listen to this pathetic, whinging, scrawny little dweeb?

  5. Not mutually exclusive by mpoulton · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The dichotomy between nerds and jocks is a false one, and it has been for some time. The stereotypes assert that "jocks" who are socially active, athletic, and attractive must not have any interest in technology, be smart, or value intellectual pursuits. Likewise, "nerds" who are smart and dedicated to learning must be slobs, socially awkward, and unattractive. This hasn't been the case at any time in the last decade or so that I've been paying attention. Some of the smartest and most academically successful people at my high school, who went on to attend highly prestigious universities, some to study science and engineering, were also athletic, social, attractive people. Many of the socially awkward nerds were not smart and did not value learning. In college, a significant percentage of my incredibly smart engineering colleagues had been high school football stars, loved to party, and were quite successful in relationships.

    Now that I'm in law school, it's clear that my fellow students value intelligence (including technical knowledge) right along with social prowess and appearance. The entire spectrum of personal attributes is not only respected, but expected in these circles. I believe this has been the norm among high-performing, successful people for quite some time now - it's not even clear that the jock-nerd dichotomy every really existed the way it is portrayed. As far as I can tell, the real divide has everything to do with social skills and nothing to do with intelligence.

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    1. Re:Not mutually exclusive by Zalbik · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The dichotomy between nerds and jocks is a false one, and it has been for some time. The stereotypes assert that "jocks" who are socially active, athletic, and attractive must not have any interest in technology, be smart, or value intellectual pursuits. Likewise, "nerds" who are smart and dedicated to learning must be slobs, socially awkward, and unattractive.

      I believe Hodgeman's point is more around the dichotomy between society's celebration of jockdom as opposed to nerddom. How many current professional athletes can the average person name? 50? 100?. How many Nobel prize scientiest? Maybe 3?

      Sure, those Nobel prize winners may also be rock climbers, rugby players, what have you, and those professional athletes may have IQ's in th 140's, but that is not what they are being recognized for.

      The fact is, society rewards elite jockdom much more that in does elite nerddom.

  6. Nonsense. by MarkvW · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Women, despite outnumbering men, have been unable to achieve equality in macho culture despite at least 100 years of effort. No big reason to think that nerds will do any better.

  7. Re:I'm a PC by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From the article:
    'My town is the best because the incredibly wealthy owners decided to keep the team for now.' Or, 'My political team is the best because it was my dad's and they best stoke my primitive fears,' as opposed to 'They have the best policies for me and my family.'

    Required reading. In a couple of short sentences, he exposes and decodes the core cultural aberration of the false spectacle - the pseudo-life - in which people imagine themselves.

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  8. It won't happen by MikeRT · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Our culture does not respect those whose labor directly produces wealth. In fact, it doesn't even have a clue about how to become wealthy and stay wealthy now. The very fact that companies look at their domestic wealth-producing workers and think "these guys are optional" rather than going to H.R., middle management, etc. for budget cuts is proof of that.

    1. Re:It won't happen by kz45 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Our culture does not respect those whose labor directly produces wealth. In fact, it doesn't even have a clue about how to become wealthy and stay wealthy now. The very fact that companies look at their domestic wealth-producing workers and think "these guys are optional" rather than going to H.R., middle management, etc. for budget cuts is proof of that."

      In an army, the privates are important, but mostly replaceable. A general (and other people that are making important decisions), on the other hand, cannot be replaced easily.

      Even though you don't want to hear it, it works the same way with companies. Most non-management jobs are important, but replaceable. It's just a fact of life. On top of this fact, we have an economy where there is a surplus of talent and employees.

      You say that H.R and middle management are easily replaceable? I would have to disagree. Not everyone can do those positions well. I would not want the job of determining who gets fired. I also don't enjoy managing other programmers or filling my day with meetings.

      The trick to not being replaced is to have some sort of domain knowledge that makes it painful for the company to find someone to replace you.

  9. FFC's Bram Stoker's BattleStar Galactica? by name_already_taken · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hodgman ... played minor parts in Tina Fey's Baby Mama, Ricky Gervais' The Invention of Lying and Francis Ford Coppola's Bram Stoker's Battlestar Galactica.

    No wonder the ending of BSG was so out there. Too many chefs spoil the stew.

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  10. Re:Hey? by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Turn in your Nerd Card because you fail. That's John Hodgeman, better known as the PC in the Mac ads.

    Here, I'll get the rest of the thread out of the way:

    "I thought that was the guy on Mystery Science Theater 3000."

    "That's Joel Hodgson."

    "No, he was on Miami Vice."

    "That's Don Johnson!"

    "He hosted Hollywood Squares!"

    "Tom Bergeron!"

    "Brother of Menelaus!"

    "Damn it, that's AGAMEMNON!"

    (Yes, I stole the last few items from Frisky Dingo.)

  11. We already do by nate+nice · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm a nerd, enjoy math and computer science and worked hard at it. I have a job that pays really well compared to most people. I come in and go when I want and am responsible for myself. Most people I know in this field have similar lifestyles. I don't see how I'm being cheated or not rewarded.

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  12. I'm not so sure... by ThousandStars · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Based on essays like Neal Stephenson's Turn On, Tune In, Veg Out, How Culture Keeps Students Out of Science, and Paul Graham's Why Nerds are Unpopular, I'm not so sure. Those essays look back, yes, but I don't think I've seen the kind of fundamental shift described in the article. The Beer and Circus mentality on colleges still seems alive and well.

    I'd love to be wrong. But I don't think I am.

  13. Sad by 4D6963 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's sad to see middle-aged men still talking about stuff that happened to them in high school. I know John Hodgman is hardly serious, but the more I know about the USA the more it sounds like a country of 17-year old self-claimed losers who get publicly humiliated on a daily basis by having their underpants pulled up.

    Seriously, it's sad to see grown men still dragging along their high school complexes. Jocks and nerds? Grow the fuck out of it. Not only must every single god damn American TV show plot that's centred around males at school must be about so-called losers who get humiliated by big mean guys and mean "popular girls", on top of that you have a very significant portion of the American adult population who must completely identify and go out of their way to fit the stereotypes, from reading children's comic books about superior men in tight pants who avenge anyone by kicking the arse of the big mean guys (yes, so-called losers enjoy escapism by means of reading about a superior man who kicks all the arse they never had the balls to kick themselves) to being pansies who'll get pushed around by their wife as if they were still 12 and that the chick was their mom, probably because they feel that so-called losers don't need to grow some balls and become a man, so they forever remain whiny overgrown teenagers who play with Star Wars figurines and get flashbacks of having their underpants pulled up. If you're gonna play something that involves dungeons and you're over 20, it'd better involve gags and leather restraints.

    As an outsider, watching that shit is getting increasingly painful. We don't even have a word for wedgie cause no one gets their underpants pulled up in France, except maybe girls with G-strings that stick out of their pants, so that's hard to relate to your neurosis. It's like your entire culture and civilisation revolves around men with complexes who can't grow out of their teenager bullshit. Look at movies. How many of them are about a loser hero any other loser can relate to and who becomes a loser+ by staying a loser so you can still relate but in the process accomplishing something great? As in "big jewy loser who never kissed a girl and plays WoW goes through a bunch of adventures and in the end he kisses a hot chick whom he thought was "out of his league", whatever the fuck that means". Or "divorced middle-aged loser with a crappy job saves the world and gets with a hot woman". Sometimes it seems like you ALL must think of yourselves as loser, one way or another. That's pathetic.

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    1. Re:Sad by NiteShaed · · Score: 5, Funny

      Psst, hey, French guy. C'mere.....

      At first, I was wondering where this vitriolic rant came from, and from which country you could be from. Then I saw "France", and it all became clear. I'm not going to scream and yell, really, because I understand that this kind of a tantrum comes from a massive inferiority complex that the French collective psyche carries around. Hey, it's okay, really. Once proud imperial power, now relegated to getting wedgies from upstart nations that you once toyed with. You need a hug, and maybe a good solid "There, there" and a pat on the back. Then you'll bawl for a bit, check under your bed for Germans, and go back to sleep 'till morning. I know, it's hard to look around seeing American stuff *everywhere*, when you know deep in your heart that it's just not fair! "That should be French culture that's slipping it's tendrils into the lives of people around the globe, not American! Those jocks, er, I mean Americans don't deserve all the attention that us nerds, er, I mean Frenchmen should be getting on the world-stage!" you cry out. Then the U.S. gives you another wedgie and stupid England just snickers in that annoying way it has, and you're just left *steaming*.

      Oh, and "big jewy loser"? Really?

      As an aside, you've completely missed the point of all those movies you are so angry about. It's not that people identify with the "loser" character in those movies. It's that Americans like to root for the underdog. Maybe that's a cultural difference, maybe France prefers to "root for the winner", I don't know, but somewhere something seems to be getting lost in the translation.

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  14. american labor is too expensive by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Interesting

    you could preserve american labor, and someone else would use cheaper overseas labor. then american consumers would buy that cheaper product of which nothing, not even company headquarters, gets a cut of that profit. then the next step is protectionism, where you insist everyone buy more expensive american made goods. then people buy far less, or they buy black market goods, because patriotism does not magically put money into your bank account, and you still need to buy a refrigerator. meanwhile, the rest of the world enjoys better products at cheaper prices while the american economy stagnates and shrinks, cut off from the rest of the world because of protectionism

    i'm sorry, but in the interest of what is best for the united states, fuck american labor. the industrial age is over, let china pollute itself rather than the usa. and unions seem less like their ancestors, out to protect american labor from predatory management, and more like the new predator: upper middle class incomes at the expense of everyone else, including the health of the company, and the country

    goodbye GM, goodbye industrial dinosaurs, good fucking riddance. if that means we are a poorer country for it, fine, no problem. as if the industrial age defines what is best for us, or even the only model for wealth creation possible. no, your lament at the decline of american labor only means that you don't know any better, not that there isn't anything better than what you have unilaterally decided is the come-all be-all of existence. you think the industrial model is only thing that defines wealth creation, and for some reason is fixed in your mind as a golden age, and all that comes after is somehow magically inferior. maybe its superior, and you simply don't see that. superior not in terms of the economic imperialism of past ages, but superior in simple quality of life

    japan is coping with ecnomic decline to a far greater extent than the usa, and for a lot longer (since their economy stagnated in 1990). and maybe it means the japanese aren't seen as ubereconomic imperial masters any more, but maybe it also means less salarymen are having heart attacks and that the japanese have a more mellow, easier and happier life. the europeans have months of vacation time and generous social safety nets. so what exactly should we be fighting to retain in your mind? are we at economic war with the world?

    fuck your fetishization of the industrial age as all we should aspire to. welcome the poorer, more mellower american age. time to step off the world stage as its master, and fuck you to those of you who think we need to stay in that role for some reason

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  15. Re: by relguj9 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    From the article: 'My town is the best because the incredibly wealthy owners decided to keep the team for now.' Or, 'My political team is the best because it was my dad's and they best stoke my primitive fears,' as opposed to 'They have the best policies for me and my family.'

    Required reading. In a couple of short sentences, he exposes and decodes the core cultural aberration of the false spectacle - the pseudo-life - in which people imagine themselves.

    *Laugh* - Life is pseudo-life. About 99% of what I do is an escape from reality really. But what is reality, sit there and do nothing but stare at a wall and you're in reality?

    Presumably being a geek, you play video games right? Or have played D&D? Or like movies? Or dream?

    The first 2 examples you gave have nothing to do with "pseudo-life", they just have to do with someone making presumably poor decisions based on emotion rather than logic. But if their decision brings them a sense of happiness (which is all success or happiness really is, whatever it's defined as for you, maybe it's more important to them that their local team wins than them having good school systems), was it really the illogical decision? In your set of logic, yes, in their scope maybe not?

    Ahh, we could spin on this for hours. There's no right or wrong answer in politics and societal norms, which is what this is really about.

    That said, being a geek, I hope we get more respect, paid more and are considered more attractive (although I seem to get a lot of respect from people now, that has never been a huge issue really?) and I think the author has some good points.

    I just disagree with your sentiment about "pseudo-life" :).

  16. Re:I'm a PC by photon317 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In a couple of short sentences, I've decoded your political biases too. You do understand that the whole political liberalism vs conservatism argument actually has merit and is worth debate, once you throw out the extreme religious and communist (and other) wingnuts, right? To characterize that most people's political beliefs (at least, those that oppose you) are based on something false because you fail to see the merit of their ideas is silly. Liberal views have merit: there are obvious benefits to both society and the individual if we take care of each other through a public system. Conservative views also have merit: there are obvious benefits to both society and the individual by rewarding those who are the most productive to our economy, and not allowing large percentages of the population to sleepwalk through life on welfare sucking the life out of the country. Finding the right balance is what the political process is all about. Claiming your political "foes" only hold their beliefs due to primitive fears is counter-productive.

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  17. Re: reminds me of a joke by rwa2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    'My political team is the best because it was my dad's and they best stoke my primitive fears,' as opposed to 'They have the best policies for me and my family.'

    That reminds me of an old joke:

    Q: "Why are you a republican?"
    A: "Well, because my father was a republican, and my father's father was a republican."
    Q: "What if your father was a horse thief, and your father's father was a horse thief?"
    A: "Well, then I'd probably be a democrat."

    haw haw /registered independent

  18. Re:Hey? by Hatta · · Score: 4, Funny

    What I find really amusing is that the guy who plays the dorky PC is in reality far cooler than the guy who plays the "cool" macintosh.

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  19. Re:Hey? by commodore64_love · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Hello I'm Linux..." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-L-0s-7-Z0

    "But with youses guyses computer, you work for the computer..... Linux is the infinite possibility of community!"

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  20. An even older one by QuincyDurant · · Score: 4, Funny

    A guy's hitchhiking, looking for work in the Great Depression. A big car slows down, and the driver yells at him, "Who are you for in the election?" The guy answers, "Roosevelt!" and the big car peels off and splatters him with gravel. After a little more of this, the guy finally realizes that only rich Republicans have cars and the money to buy gas. So when a fancy sports car slows down to ask the same question, he replies, "Hoover!" The pretty rich girl lets him in, and he can't help noticing that her skirt is way up her thighs. So he says, "For godsakes, lady, pull your skirt down. I've only been a Republican for five minutes, and already I feel like f**king somebody.