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EPA To Buy Small Town In Kansas

Ponca City, We love you writes "The Wichita Eagle reports that Congress has approved funds to relocate the population of the southeast Kansas town of Treece, which is plagued with lead, zinc and other chemical contamination left by a century of mining. Estimates say it will cost about $3 million to $3.5 million to buy out the town, which is surrounded by huge piles of mining waste called 'chat' and dotted with uncapped shafts and cave-ins filled with brackish, polluted water. 'It's been a long, dusty, chat-covered road, but for the citizens of Treece, finally, help will be on the way,' said Senator Pat Roberts of Kansas who has been pushing for a buyout of Treece for two years. The population of Treece has dwindled to about 100 people, almost all of whom want to move but say they can't because the pollution and an ongoing EPA cleanup project makes it impossible to sell a house. The EPA has already bought out the neighboring town of Picher, Oklahoma, stripping Treece of quick access to jobs, shopping, recreation and services, including fire protection and cable TV. Both cities were once prosperous mining communities but the ore ran out and the mines were abandoned by the early 1970s. Of 16 children tested for lead levels in Treece, two had levels between 5 and 10 micrograms per deciliter of blood and one had a level of more than 10 times the threshold for lead poisoning."

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  1. EPA plans to relocate town to New Jersey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where it will become a nature reserve.

    FHA is doing the financing.

  2. So I hear the EPA is moving all the residents to by Cornwallis · · Score: 3, Funny

    Times Beach, Missouri.

  3. At least they... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...didn't put a DOME around it, barring everyone in the town from the rest of the world!

    1. Re:At least they... by rainmaestro · · Score: 5, Funny

      A shame, I was looking forward to the commercials...

      Tom Hanks: [voiceover in TV ad] Are you tired of the same old Grand Canyon?
      TV Dad: [bored] Here we are kids. The Grand Canyon.
      TV Daughter: Oh, it's so old and boring! I want a new one, *now!*
      Tom Hanks: [appears from behind bush] Hello. I'm Tom Hanks. The US Government has lost its credibility, so it's borrowing some of mine.
      TV Son: Tussle my hair, Mr. Hanks!
      Tom Hanks: Sure thing, son.
      [laughs as he does so. Stars come out of the boy's hair. He then smiles in wonder]
      Tom Hanks: Now, I'm pleased to tell you about the new Grand Canyon.
      [shot changes to that of a smouldering crater]
      Tom Hanks: Coming this weekend! It's east of Shelbyville and south of Capital City.
      Marge Simpson: [watching ad] That's where Springfield is!
      Tom Hanks: It's nowhere near where anything is or ever was. This is Tom Hanks saying, if you're gonna pick a government to trust, why not this one?