Find DARPA's Balloons, Win $40K
coondoggie writes "The Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency today offered up a rather interesting challenge: find and plot 10 red weather balloons scattered at undisclosed locations across the country. The first person to identify the location of all the balloons and enter them on the challenge Web site will win a $40,000 cash prize. According to the agency, the balloons will be in readily accessible locations, visible from nearby roadways and accompanied by DARPA representatives. All balloons are scheduled to go on display at all locations at 10:00AM (ET) until approximately 4:00 PM on Saturday, December 5, 2009."
Don't weather ballons float around on high altitude winds?
Of course UFO's are often claimed to be weather baloons by the Govt. Is this a cover up?
Not another balloon hoax!
Here's a handy chart for finding the balloons.
Nuclear engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.
There should have been 99.
A big red balloon with guys waiting around it all day, yeah, that's not going to freak anyone out.
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/31/boston.bombscare/index.html
Sorry to disappoint, but this is only 10 Luftballons.
I think you were looking for 99 of them. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/99_Luftballons
The economy still sucks, DARPA; why are you wasting taxpayer money on bullshit like this?
Are YOU using the TOOL, or is the TOOL using YOU? Think about it!
There's going to be 10 or more unlucky bastards standing around by these balloons, in all kinds of weather, until the fifth of December.
But hey, on the bright side, your tax dollars at work.
Do I get an extra bonus if I pop them all?
What happens if people start setting their own balloons as decoys?
While the internet public at large is attempting to mobilize to find the red balloons, DARPA will be monitoring the 'net attempting to stay on top of an unknown number of organizations comprised of an unknown number of individuals coordinating using unknown protocols and communications channels. This will be valuable information similar to finding and shutting down terrorist cells. Expect the front-runner group to be infiltrated by a covert DARPA agent and some key people to "disappear" until after the deadline. (OK, did I go too far there?)
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I didn't know that. That's bad. Imagine all the four star generals sitting around twiddling their thumbs going, "If only we could bomb Russia, we'd get that last fucking star!"
I don't believe in time. It's a grand conspiracy designed to sell watches.