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Terrorists Ban Musical Ringtones

Posted by samzenpus on from the dunes-are-alive-with-the-sound-of-music dept.

If you're a al Shabaab insurgent in Somalia with a Mylie Cyrus ringtone you probably have a lot of problems. The newest one is that your organization has formally banned musical ringtones. The official ring is "...to be only a Muslim cleric reading the Hadith or Koranic verse." Terrorist and Bollywood movie song aficionado Sacdiyo Sheeq says. "I used to listen to my favorite Indian songs on my cell phone, but now I have just thrown that memory away."

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  1. Cool! by Locke2005 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So, we've got a new way to identify terrorists... just dial their cell numbers, and listen to the ring tone!

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