NH Supreme Court Hears Case On Protections For Anonymous Sources Online
fulldecent writes "The New Hampshire Supreme Court heard oral arguments Wednesday in a lawsuit that calls into question the legal protections available to independent Web sites that cover news. The case involves mortgage lender Implode-Explode, a Las Vegas-based site launched in 2007 that publishes stories about the meltdown of the mortgage industry. Associate Justice Carol Ann Conboy pressed the point with [defense lawyer Jeremy Eggleton], questioning, 'Can anyone who posts a blog be considered a reporter,' for the purposes of claiming protection of anonymous sources? Eggleton answered yes, within limits: 'The test is whether the person has an intention to gather, analyze and disseminate.'"
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INSTALLING YOUR NIGGER.
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CONFIGURING YOUR NIGGER
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HOUSING YOUR NIGGER.
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FEEDING YOUR NIGGER.
Your Nigger likes fried chicken, corn bread, and watermelon. You should therefore give it none of these things because its lazy ass almost certainly doesn't deserve it. Instead, feed it on porridge with salt, and creek water. Your nigger will supplement its diet with whatever it finds in the fields, other niggers, etc. Experienced nigger owners sometimes push watermelon slices through the bars of the nigger cage at the end of the day as a treat, but only if all niggers have worked well and nothing has been stolen that day. Mike of the Old Ranch Plantation reports that this last one is a killer, since all niggers steal something almost every single day of their lives. He reports he doesn't have to spend much on free watermelon for his niggers as a result. You should never allow your nigger meal breaks while at work, since if it stops work for more than ten minutes it will need to be retrained. You would be surprised how long it takes to teach a nigger to pick cotton. You really would. Coffee beans? Don't ask. You have no idea.
MAKING YOUR NIGGER WORK.
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You don't need to be a "reporter" to protect your sources. The attempt to pigeonhole a specific right to a specific type of profession is exactly the kind of intellectual manipulation that is going on in this country, and I'm sad to see it happening in the judiciary.
Take for example the idea that we need extra security for air travel. We argue about the limits of search and seizure, but we never argue whether such search and seizure is actually necessary.
Why should only reporters be allowed to conceal their sources? Why should only priests, lawyers, and doctors be able to keep client information secret? These assume that there is a special need for this kind of protection above and beyond what a normal citizen would need.
Well fuck that. I'd like to think we're all equal in the eyes of the law, no matter what our profession is.
So, is Implode-Explode a mortgage lender with a blog, or a blog about mortgage lenders???
IMHO, this is dangerous. These days, if people see it on the internet, it's true until proven false. Of course in many newspapers that's also the case but it's much easier to come down on them like a ton of bricks and get people fired for spreading lies. Not so with a blogger. They aren't employed by a company generally who can reprimand them for not fact-checking and even if you get a court order to shut them down they'll just move the content to a different place.
Why fear third-world terrorists, when some of the citizenry of the nation itself want to strip other citizens of their God-given rights?
I was actually coming here to maybe point out the same thing - that (particularly nowadays - blogs are already providing examples of this) the distinction between reporters and ordinary citizens in this regard - even as a concept, when not actually in law - looks pretty bogus. In serious criminal cases I'd say there should perhaps be an obligation to give up information that might help bring the criminal to justice. But for anything else, I just don't see why an individual should have to give up the details of their sources. Whilst it might give rise to some complications to be worked through, I'd expect that this would result in a freer society and eliminate the thorny question of "what is a journalist".
kill the messenger. Someone got caught and a contributor to a blog said some naughty things about them. This might get interesting.
fulldecent... oral... Implode-Explode... Las Vegas... Justice Conboy... pressed the point with... Eggleton... for the purposes of... protection... 'The test is whether the person has an intention to... disseminate.'
Whoa! Slow down there!
God gave us self governance to be used with wisdom and prudence (or he'd insist that we live in a theocracy). Freedom of the press was something that man decided was prudent for the type of society we want to live in. I'm unaware of any religion that teaches a divine right to a free press. (I can only name one that can make an indirect argument for this.)
Granted, I think we'll be held accountable to how we treat others, including which so-called rights we allow or deny them. I can imagine individual preachers touching upon the subject. Still,I doubt you can come up with specific passages from the sum canon belonging to major religions.
I won't join Slashcott. OTOH, If Beta goes live, I just won't be back until it's fixed. Sorry Dice.
Richard Saunders, aka Ben Franklin, would like to have a word with you....
Bloggers across the world breathe a collective sigh of relief that 'inform' was omitted.
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
I am beginning to think that the profession of Journalist, and all it's attendant protections, needs to be regulated and licensed just like Doctor, Lawyer, or Engineer.
There should be a body, like the Bar, which sets out how one becomes a journalist, what rules a journalist must follow, journalistic standards, and the ethics that must be followed. The body would set the entry requirements, investigate claims of unethical behavior or rule breaking, and even decide if one's work is up to journalistic standards. It would have the power to remove one's Journalist designation. It would be made up of other, recognized journalists.
That would make it easier to distinguish the real journalists from the Limbaughs, O'Riellys, Stuarts, Huffingtons, and all the other columnists and editorialist who don't have to be objective and factual.
There is no "-1 offended" or "-1 you don't agree with me" mod options for a reason.