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  1. Re:Yes, but how will we tax it? on Scientists Implant Biofuel Cells Into Rats · · Score: 2, Funny

    I love how your first thought after reading about a new scientific breakthrough is "How can we tax this???"

    You should run for office in Massachusetts.

  2. Drat on Cassandra and Voldemort Benchmarked · · Score: 1

    Did anyone else read this as comparing Cassandra from King's Quest and Voldemort from Harry Potter?

  3. Re:Lawyers win-win on Canonical Explains Decision to License H.264 For Ubuntu · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I'm sorry, why shouldn't we reward people who come up with a novel compression algorithm?

    In any event, they only get it for the next 18 years. And in all likelihood, someone will come up with a better algorithm in the mean time.

    I've never really understood the anti-intellectual property sentiment on Slashdot..

  4. What they're doing on Apple Raises E-book Prices For Everyone · · Score: 3, Funny

    See, whenever there is a book transaction, a few cents go into a bank account. They're shaved off as a remainder. Initech will never know it's missi.. oh wait.

    Yeah, this sucks.

  5. Re:The winner is impressive. on 1st International Longest Tweet Results · · Score: 1

    Sorry, Slashdot removed my mathematical symbols.

    We should have a 1st International Longest Slashdot Post competition. Same rules as the Twitter competition, except you have to deal with Slashdot's draconian input stripping

  6. Re:Ever done business in China? on China's Research Ambitions Hurt By Faked Results · · Score: 4, Insightful

    they will lie cheat and steal to get their way - china has truely embraced western culture.

    Except that Western culture has watchdogs like the SEC that will bring massive fraud lawsuits against you when you try to cheat and steal.

  7. Makes sense on Databases In Caves? A Unique Google Fiber Bid · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sys admins pretty much live in caves already, right?

  8. Re:This is why I only play D&D (3rd ed.) on StarCraft Cheating Scandal Rocks Korea · · Score: 1

    You *must* farm for Vespene gas. you *must* collect crystals. There is little room for true creativity and adventuring. There is little room for true creativity and adventuring.

    I can't tell if I'm being trolled or not.

    It's an RTS. Comparing Starcraft to RPGs is apples to oranges. That's like criticizing chess because you *must* move your pawn or *must* move your knight.

    The real question in all this is whether Starcraft 2 is hackable or not.

  9. Re:A-list? What? on StarCraft Cheating Scandal Rocks Korea · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Your spelling, capitalization, and punctuation errors in no way impact the efficacy of your point.

  10. Re:Who reads The Economist? on The Economist Weighs In For Shorter Copyright Terms · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The Economist is actually one of the more thoughtful news periodicals, in my opinion. Moreover, having a non-American perspective is very nice for those of us who get a majority of our news from American sources. The political coverage is especially enlightening, as it manages to transcend the Democrat / Republican talking points in a way that not even the New York Times or Wall Street Journal is able to.

  11. Re:These numbers are garbage on C Programming Language Back At Number 1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Your anecdotal evidence it irrefutable.

  12. Re:Just remember to be aware of multi PROCESSOR on Memory Management Technique Speeds Apps By 20% · · Score: 1, Troll

    wrapped in a [sic] ugly brown robe and a poorly draped orange sarong

    Ah, the Ubuntu color scheme!

  13. Re:What on Android's "Flea Market" Needs Urgent Attention · · Score: 1

    It does, according to the ex-President of a company of which I've never heard!

  14. Re:First on Nvidia Drops Support For Its Open Source Driver · · Score: 1

    Insightful observation.

    And yeah, I agree. The American system for this is far inferior to the rest of the world. It's almost as bad as not using metric...

  15. Re:This would have worked except for This mistake on Stalker Jailed For Planting Child Porn On a PC · · Score: 1

    Except the police aren't going to be able to get a warrant based on "some anonymous dude told us this guy was like totes harboring child pr0n"

    I suppose I am assuming that they need warrants in the UK. They must, right?

  16. Re:First on Nvidia Drops Support For Its Open Source Driver · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wow, you've managed to fail time-wise, humor-wise, and punctuation-wise! :-)

    Whoops, didn't read your signature. I meant "humour."

  17. Re:Dvorak on Correcting Poor Typing Technique? · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Honey, could you come figure out why my wireless isn't connecting?"
    "Sure, let me just try re-entering the WPA key and OH MY GOD WHY CAN I NOT TYPE QUERTY ANYMORE?!"

    Have fun with that.

  18. Dvorak on Correcting Poor Typing Technique? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Should I switch to Dvorak

    No. Even if you gain speed on your keyboard, the ability not to suck on other people's laptops is totally worth the 20 WPM decrement or whatever.

  19. Re:easy on Lessons of a $618,616 Death · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's easy to attack an economic analysis of health care as cold and calculating, but at some point we need to admit that it's not worth spending half a million dollars to keep an 80 year-old-man alive for an additional month.

    Admittedly, it's harder in some situations (like in the article where the person is 67) than in others.

  20. Re:Happiness on Lessons of a $618,616 Death · · Score: 3, Informative

    Euthanize the depressive!!!

    I'm pretty sure he's restricting his proposition to the terminally (or likely terminally) ill.

  21. Re:Is DRM socially irresponsible? on Ubisoft's New DRM Cracked In One Day · · Score: 1

    But people shouldn't have to crack public domain works to exercise their rights

    Having the right to do something is not the same as having the right to be able to do it. I have the right to pilot a flying Tyrannosaurus while wearing a cowboy hat in my backyard, but that doesn't mean that manufacturers of such dinosaur [1] have to provide me with one.

    [1] Please tell me they exist

  22. Re:As usual... poor summary. on Charles Nesson Ruled Jointly Liable To Pay RIAA · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'd look into appealing on the basis that Nesson did not provide a proper defense

    I don't think a malpractice suit against Nesson is likely to succeed, but it would be AWESOME; thus, I fully support this suggestion!

  23. Re:Ok, try this one on Researchers Convert Mouth Movements Into Speech · · Score: 1

    Or the famous "wreck a nice beach" instead of "recognize speech"

  24. Re:I presume... on Officials Sue Couple Who Removed Their Lawn · · Score: 1

    I mean, the post() could be in the constructor of CleverAttempt...

  25. Re:tap-proof? on Researchers Convert Mouth Movements Into Speech · · Score: 1

    Um, not if there is a lip-reader in the same room, like a hearing-impaired person.

    You could just cover your mouth with your hand so that only the phone can see it?