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Microsoft COFEE Leaked

Posted by Soulskill on from the not-so-hot-cofee-incident dept.

54mc writes "Crunchgear reports that Microsoft's long-searched-for forensics tool, COFEE, has been leaked. The tool started on a small, private tracker, but has since worked its way to The Pirate Bay. Not all those who have gotten hold of it are enthused, and reviews have ranged from 'disappointing' to 'useless.' From the article: 'You have absolutely no use for the program. It's not something like Photoshop or Final Cut Pro, an expensive application that you download for the hell of it on the off-chance you need to put Dave Meltzer's face on Brett Hart's body as part of a message board thread. No, COFEE is 100 percent useless to you.'"

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  1. I like TEA by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I like my tea green.

    But I'd probably give MS Support a call just to talk to this lady. I'd love to add some cream to her mug.

  2. Remember the polish ad job M$ did? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Changing the face of the black guy to a white guy, e.g. at
    http://lh4.ggpht.com/_EHZsoUS6SIA/SpQ93JYbf9I/AAAAAAAAEts/2HmV595XEqk/microbloodysoft.jpg

    Did they use that for it? It really, really sucked ass.

  3. 9FAIlZORS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    You join tod4y! raise 0r lower the