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Microsoft Patents Sudo's Behavior

Posted by timothy on from the rusty-shotgun's-right-twice-a-day dept.

Foofoobar writes "Just when you thought all was safe on the crazy patent front, Microsoft has come out of the obvious patent closet to file patent number 7617530, which basically duplicates the functionality of 'sudo' which is found in all Linux systems. PJ over at groklaw has a wonderful writeup on the entire fiasco."

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  1. Using a *NIX desktop would suck... by stakovahflow · · Score: 4, Funny

    without "sudo". My thanks to Micro$oft for inventing that great program! --Stak

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    1. Re:Using a *NIX desktop would suck... by marcansoft · · Score: 5, Funny

      Meh, I rarely use sudo. I guess I'm just not too used to it. So su me.

  2. This is why software patents shouldn't be allowed by PinkyDead · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...because I couldn't bothered reading all that shit.

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  3. Re:Penalties by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 5, Funny

    Patent system is the one to blame.

    There are too many sudo-intellectuals running it, that's why.

  4. "patent this obvious idea" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Patent Office: "Rejected."

    Microsoft: "sudo patent this obvious idea"

    Patent Office: "Okay."

    With apologies to xkcd.

  5. They didn't get it on their first try... by BobMcD · · Score: 5, Funny

    MS: Grant me this patent.

    USPTO: No!

    MS: Sudo grant me this patent.

    USPTO: Okay...

  6. It's the other way round actually... by pandrijeczko · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...with Windows' lax control of permissions allowing just about anybody to run as a super user, surely they should have a patent for "sudon't" which would probably be infinitely more useful?

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  7. Re:Penalties by neiras · · Score: 5, Funny


    $ make me a patent
    make: *** No rule to make target `me'. Stop.
    $ sudo make me a patent
    Okay!
    $

  8. Re:This is why software patents shouldn't be allow by nitehawk214 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I couldn't bothered reading all that shit.

    Oddly enough, that is exactly what the patent examiner said.

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  9. Re:Penalties by postbigbang · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, it was a typo.

    They patented *sume*. Long 'e' by the way.

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  10. Re:Penalties by earlymon · · Score: 4, Funny

    http://xkcd.com/149/

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  11. Re:Penalties by chaboud · · Score: 4, Funny

    You're use of the word "genious" is brillant.

  12. Re:This is why software patents shouldn't be allow by submain · · Score: 4, Funny

    the system makes every possible effort to interpret the code in such a way so that it doesn't have to do what you instructed it to do.

    So law is interpreted. Wonder why our justice system is so slow...