Cops Mistakenly Donate 25 Pounds of Pot to Prison
The Edinburg, Texas police department gave the local prison a donation of fruit seized from a truck that was used to smuggle drugs. In addition to the fruit they were also kind enough to include 25 pounds of pot. The drugs were missed in the initial search of the produce truck. Prison officials rewarded the inmates who reported the drugs by strip searching them.
I found a comment that is just as reliable:
"By 2014 your mom will admit that she's a shitting penisboob-tentacle monster from planet Jupiter, and that she will rape you to death. It's in the bill."
^^
Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.