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Synthetic Stone DVD Claimed To Last 1,000 Years

Lucas123 writes "A start-up launched a new DVD archive product this week: a disc that it says will hold its data for 1,000 years. The company, Cranberry, says its DiamonDisc product, which can be used in any standard DVD player, is not subject to deterioration from heat, UV rays or material rot due to humidity or other elements because it has no dyes, adhesives or reflective materials like standard DVD discs, and its discs are made from a vastly more durable synthetic stone. Data is laid down on the platter much in the same way as a standard DVD disc, but with DiamonDisc the burner etches much deeper pits. Cranberry said it is also working on producing a Blu-ray version of its 1,000-year disc."

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  1. What the bets the first release will be... by s0litaire · · Score: 5, Funny

    ..."The 10 commandments" Remastered Special Edition.
    It's the 2 (Synthetic) Stone DVD Version...

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    Laters Sol "Have you found the secrets of the universe? Asked Zebade "I'm sure I left them here somewhere"
    1. Re:What the bets the first release will be... by Al+Dunsmuir · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nope.... Flintstones!

    2. Re:What the bets the first release will be... by Cryacin · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hopefully in 1000 years it will be appropriately categorized as "fiction."

      It's not as if that's written in stone!

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      Science advances one funeral at a time- Max Planck
    3. Re:What the bets the first release will be... by SEWilco · · Score: 2, Funny

      The director's commentary is to die for.

    4. Re:What the bets the first release will be... by Narcocide · · Score: 5, Funny

      Then you have to spend eternity in North Dakota.

    5. Re:What the bets the first release will be... by NatasRevol · · Score: 2, Funny

      I thought there were 15 commandments?

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      There are two types of people in the world: Those who crave closure
    6. Re:What the bets the first release will be... by Muad'Dave · · Score: 3, Funny

      And commandment 666 says that Satan can read and write everything, but isn't allowed execute privileges.

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      Tiller's Rule: Never use a word in written form that you've only heard and never read. You will end up looking foolish.
    7. Re:What the bets the first release will be... by kalirion · · Score: 2, Funny

      Eternity in Heaven:

      "I mean, d'you know what eternity is? There's this big mountain, see, a mile high, at the end of the universe, and once every thousand years there's this little bird-"
      "What little bird?" said Aziraphale suspiciously.
      "This little bird I'm talking about. And every thousand years-"
      "The same bird every thousand years?"
      Crowley hesitated. "Yeah," he said.
      "Bloody ancient bird, then."
      "Okay. And every thousand years this bird flies-"
      "-limps-"
      "flies all the way to this mountain and sharpens its beak-"
      "Hold on. You can't do that. Between here and the end of the universe there's loads of-" The angel waved a hand expansively, if a little unsteadily. "Loads of buggerall, dear boy."
      "But it gets there anyway," Crowley persevered.
      "How?"
      "It doesn't matter!"
      "It could use a space ship," said the angel.
      Crowley subsided a bit. "Yeah," he said. "If you like. Anyway, this bird-"
      "Only it is the end of the universe we're talking about," said Aziraphale. "So it'd have to be one of those space ships where your descendants are the ones who get out at the other end. You have to tell your descendants, you say, When you get to the Mountain, you've got to-" He hesitated. "What have they got to do?"
      "Sharpen its beak on the mountain," said Crowley. "And then it flies back-"
      "-in the space ship-"
      "And after a thousand years it goes and does it all again," said Crowley quickly.
      There was a moment of drunken silence,
      "Seems a lot of effort just to sharpen a beak," mused Aziraphale.
      "Listen," said Crowley urgently, "the point is that when the bird has worn the mountain down to nothing, right, then-"
      Aziraphale opened his mouth. Crowley just knew he was going to make some point about the relative hardness of birds' beaks and granite mountains, and plunged on quickly.
      "-then you still won't have finished watching The Sound of Music."
      Aziraphale froze.
      "And you'll enjoy it," Crowley said relentlessly. "You really will."
      "My dear boy-"
      "You won't have a choice."
      "Listen"
      "Heaven has no taste."
      "Now-"
      "And not one single sushi restaurant."
      A look of pain crossed the angel's suddenly very serious face."

      - Good Omens, by Neil Gaiman

  2. Fun with ceramics by icebike · · Score: 2, Funny

    Coasters have come full circle now.

    I remember my mom's ceramic coasters (bone china she called it, which as a 5 year old, creeped me out).

    They were pretty durable, and lasted my mom all here adult life. The writing on the bottom was still readable after all those years.

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    Sig Battery depleted. Reverting to safe mode.
  3. Finally, a convenient alternative to pyramids... by Bob_Who · · Score: 4, Funny

    Jeeez, it took long enough to come up with a practical alternative to hieroglyphics carved in stone. So far, that was the best technology for millennial storage. I just want to be certain that I get that 1000 year warranty, in case its just a bunch of empty promises. I don't want to be disappointed 800 years down the road.

  4. 1000 years? by Obliquitous+Cowherd · · Score: 3, Funny

    We'll see.

  5. Re:1,000 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Water beats rock every time.

    I thought it was rock, paper, scissors, lizard, spock. Where'd the water come from?

  6. I Hate ROCK Music by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 4, Funny

    What are they recording?

    The Rolling Stones?

    The Stone Roses?

    The Stone Temple Pilots?

    Rainy Day Women # 12 & 35?

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    "Speaking the Truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act." -- George Orwell
  7. This new archival format from Cranberry... by turing_m · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... seems to have been designed to linger.

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    If I have seen further it is by stealing the Intellectual Property of giants.
    1. Re:This new archival format from Cranberry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Did you have to?

  8. Re:Presumably... by The+Grim+Reefer2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... they also make a DVD player that lasts 1000 years?

    At $4995 for the burner it better last 1K years too.

  9. Stone DVDs? by QuoteMstr · · Score: 3, Funny

    They'll come in several varieties:

    • Mafic
    • Felsic
    • Pornographic
    1. Re:Stone DVDs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      And here I thought they would just come in Igneous, Metamorphic, and Sedimentary. Shows what I know.

  10. Re:1,000 years? by onemorechip · · Score: 4, Funny

    Water beats rock every time.

    No, paper beats rock. There's no water in the game.

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    But, I wanted socialized health insurance!
  11. Re:Presumably... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2, Funny

    Assuming anybody in the future cares more than a tiny bit, I'd strongly suspect that the file formats(and possibly the disk layout) will be a bigger challenge than the lack of compatible drives.

    The surface details on DVDs just aren't all that small, since they have to be easily accessible to ~$50 worth of cheap, mass-market optics, even after some kid gets greasy fingerprints all over them. Unless the future belongs to degenerate savages and murderous rat-men, rigging up a spindle, an optical microscope, and a camera to automatically record the pit structure will presumably be within the realm of a doable for a few decent engineering grads. Assuming, of course, that we don't all have cyborg mecha-vision by that time. It wouldn't necessarily be anything close to fast; but it would be conceptually simple and reasonably economic for anything of some historical value.

    If, however, the files on the disk are all AES-256 encrypted, decodable only with the cooperation of a DRM keyserver that was deconstructed by a rogue nanite swarm during the H+ omnipurge of 2076, all bets are off.

  12. Re:1,000 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    from Muad'Dib?

  13. Re:Presumably... by fm6 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Tightwad. You can afford to buy a new burner once a century.

  14. they can sell it in Germany as by bitt3n · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Thousand Year Rock

  15. Re:1,000 years? by crispytwo · · Score: 5, Funny

    I find it all depends on which part of the floor I leave the CD. Near the middle are worst, but surprisingly the ones next to the wall are almost as bad. The ones close the wall, but less near the center seem to survive the best.

    In summary,
    1) left near doorway = rating 1 star
    2) left center of room = rating 1 star
    3) left around center or room = rating 3 stars
    4) perimeter of room = rating 4 stars
    5) left at wall of room = rating 2 stars
    6) other (case, desk, special CD container) = rating 2-4 stars

  16. Re:1,000 years? by AlamedaStone · · Score: 3, Funny

    Then let's make the DVDs out of water! Oh wait...

    I was going to suggest dihydrogen monoxide, but that stuff is probably too toxic for consumer use.

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    "All these years believing you're the signified monkey, only to find out you're just a big hunk of nobody cares."
  17. Nonono... Blackadder explained it all by Cryacin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Edmund: No, you see, the thing about Heaven, is that Heaven is for people who like the sort of things that go on in Heaven, like, uh, well, singing, talking to God, watering pot plants... Whereas Hell, on the other hand, is for people who like the other sorts of things: adultery, pillage, torture -- those areas.

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    Science advances one funeral at a time- Max Planck
  18. Re:1,000 years? by ch0rlt0n · · Score: 2, Funny

    Five years!? You do realise they're not actually coffee coasters?

  19. Re:1,000 years? by agentgonzo · · Score: 3, Funny

    No, paper beats rock. There's no water in the game.

    Spock also beats rock.

  20. Re:If you're actually interested in buying these.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    How is this modded "insightful" when the provided link doesn't even work?