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The Space Garbage Scow, ala Cringely

An anonymous reader writes "Robert X. Cringely once again educates and amuses with his take on how we could clean up the garbage that's in orbit around Earth. I cannot vouch for his math, but it makes sense to me. Quoting: 'We’d start in a high orbit, above the space junk, because we could trade that altitude for speed as needed, simply by flying lower, trading potential energy for kinetic. Dragging the net behind a little unmanned spacecraft, my idea would be to go past each piece of junk in such a way that it not only lodges permanently in the net, but that doing so adds kinetic energy (hitting at shallow angles to essentially tack like a sailboat off the debris). But wait, there’s more! You not only have to try to get energy from each encounter, it helps if — like in a game of billiards or pool — each encounter results in an effective ricochet sending the net in the proper trajectory for its next encounter. Rinse and repeat 18,000 times.'"

221 comments

  1. Make sure. by Z00L00K · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That this doesn't break up any debris into more parts - or cause the "net" to break and provide additional pieces of junk circling the earth.

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    1. Re:Make sure. by yincrash · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Mod parent up. In addition, tiny specks acting as micrometeorites are probably a much bigger problem than the bigger avoidable pieces. Hitting all that big junk together in a net at orbital speeds will probably result in even more micrometeorites.

    2. Re:Make sure. by gbjbaanb · · Score: 2, Informative

      I suppose you're catching stuff in a net travelling in the same direction as the junk so it'll be a gentle catch rather than a hard collision. That shouldn't create any more micro bits of shrapnel.

    3. Re:Make sure. by Mr+Otobor · · Score: 1

      This also leads me to think that you'd need less of a 'net' and more of a 'sheet'. One would then wonder, depending on altitude and sheet size, when atmospheric drag becomes an issue.

      I suppose you're strategy could be to release a large number of such contraptions to successively sweep/drag debris far enough into the atmosphere that they would quickly succumb to drag and burn up. Just hope you miss all the satellites... "Woops, sorry China/Russia, we swear that really was an accident..."

    4. Re:Make sure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      .....you might also want to not catch active satelites. Just a thought.

    5. Re:Make sure. by GeordieMac · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It won't work... there are too many unknowns and no way to fix the scow when (read inevitable) things go wrong. The scow approach can really only be designed upfront and then implemented after the fact.... risky. The lasers idea that he dismissed out of hand early on in the article actually makes more sense. Except that the lasers aren't intended to vaporize the entire object, but a tiny fraction to induce a deceleration so that the orbit can decay faster. The laser approach can go through spiral development which is preferred for high risk projects. And has the benefit of being a replicable (parallelizable), and relatively low-tech solution. I'm sure that NASA could run a $1 million dollar competition to see who can de-orbit space junk with frickin' laser beams.

    6. Re:Make sure. by ppanon · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This also leads me to think that you'd need less of a 'net' and more of a 'sheet'. One would then wonder, depending on altitude and sheet size, when atmospheric drag becomes an issue.

      I remember an SF story over a decade ago where the author (maybe Pournelle?) had a similar sweeper idea and they used aerogels to scrub Earth orbit. I say let's call it a trap instead of a net or a sheet, since that describes its function as opposed to its form. That said, I don't think the orbital mechanics would work the way Cringely thought it might. Higher orbits go slower, so the hanging sheet/net (moving at the speed of the orbit of the center of mass of the sheet/tug) is going to be accelerated by impacts from the space junk which will lead the whole thing into a more elliptical orbit, not a shallower circular one. That's not a good way to arrange a slow spiral down to clean up orbits gradually. And that doesn't even begin to consider the stuff in eccentric orbits. So Cringely's idea isn't original, and if he read the same story I did and is subconsciously re-iterating the idea, he's not even getting it right. Now, if you balanced your trap with a larger solar sail and used it to keep your orbit more circular, you might have something.

      As for atmospheric drag, if it's an issue for the trap, it will be an issue for anything flying that low. The space junk flying low enough for atmospheric drag to be a factor is a self-correcting problem.

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    7. Re:Make sure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'm sure that NASA could run a $1 million dollar competition to see who can de-orbit space junk with frickin' laser beams.

      I'm betting on the sharks winning.

    8. Re:Make sure. by Mr+Otobor · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Hmm, interesting point, and idea. Though I imagine in RL the cost of that much aerogel would be prohibitive, at least at this point.

      I think the self-correcting factor comes in 10x, 1000x, etc. flavors, depending on velocity/mass/coefficient/altitude. I think 100,000 years is the figure I heard at one point (no source, sorry) for non-LEO objects. So while your correct that waiting a few decades corrects the LEO problem (or perhaps a few centuries) for nearly anything, the HEO objects would, I imagine, be much more dependent on e.g. a massive drag coefficient to momentum ratio (HEO objects are subject to atmospheric drag... just a tiny, tiny amount.) A sail-like structure is going to dwarf the drag of e.g. a bolt. My idea was that perhaps it would be possible to turn that problem into a mechanism of operation for the device.

      But now I'm clearly off into my own SF :)

    9. Re:Make sure. by camperdave · · Score: 1

      I suppose you're catching stuff in a net travelling in the same direction as the junk so it'll be a gentle catch rather than a hard collision.

      That's where it all falls down, of course. Sure, the majority of space junk is probably travelling in the same direction (the direction of Earth's rotation), however, there WILL be pieces of debris in orbits travelling in other directions. When they collide with the net, or the junk in it, you wind up with more debris than you started with.

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    10. Re:Make sure. by shmlco · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, our boy Cringely wants the net to travel in a polar orbit to catch junk that's mainly traveling in a equatorial orbit. Think of a bit of junk t-boning your net at 17,000 MPH.

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    11. Re:Make sure. by himself · · Score: 1

      Stupid mod points, you're no good when I want to award "+4, Sweet!"

    12. Re:Make sure. by Xest · · Score: 1

      ...or accidently pick up a still active satellite on your way round ;)

    13. Re:Make sure. by mhajicek · · Score: 1

      The problem with leaving the big pieces up there is that over time they WILL hit each other at high relative velocities and create many more small fragments. Someone did a projection of what the current debris would become in 200 years if no further debris were added, and the piece count rose exponentially over time due to collision fragmentation.

  2. Wouldn't that be bad when it re-enters? by Zakabog · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't it be bad catching all of the space debris in a giant net, when the net itself will eventually come back down to earth. Individual space junk coming out of orbit isn't as bad since it's not all falling in the same place and it's small enough to mostly burn up in the atmosphere, but if you've got this huge net there's a lot more junk to burn up with a much more localized crash site.

    Plus this thing bouncing around like a billiard ball seems likely to catch something that isn't junk...

    1. Re:Wouldn't that be bad when it re-enters? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The risk of snagging one of the numerous live satellites would certainly be a problem. Re-entry, though, could be handled by picking an unloved chunk of ocean(hardly a limited resource) and just aiming for that.

    2. Re:Wouldn't that be bad when it re-enters? by hitmark · · Score: 1

      do not tell that to sea shepherd...

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    3. Re:Wouldn't that be bad when it re-enters? by wizardforce · · Score: 3, Informative

      The problem with space junk is that there's thousands of piece of it flying around that can damage spacecraft, re-entry isn't really the problem. That's actually preferable to losing a few of your spacecraft to loose pieces of material in orbit.

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    4. Re:Wouldn't that be bad when it re-enters? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 3, Funny

      We'll just tell them that it is our new orbital anti-whaling weapon...

    5. Re:Wouldn't that be bad when it re-enters? by iksbob · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Who says it needs to re-enter? If the bits of junk are all lodged in a larger net structure which behaves in a predictable manner, it could just be left up there as a sort of orbital junkyard. The proposed designs for a space elevator require a chunk of ballast to keep the tether taught... Why not a bunch of discarded booster shells and such, tacked together? It took a lot of energy to get that stuff up there... Why waste it?

    6. Re:Wouldn't that be bad when it re-enters? by ThreeGigs · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'd mod you up if I had points. Apparently Cringely hasn't thought about how valuable a few hundred metric tons of refined materials would be in orbit. Instead he says "Nope, we have to gather the stuff and bring it back to Earth." He fails to realize that _someone_ would certainly pay for access to all of that material. He also fails to realize that a polar orbit intersecting an equatorial orbit will result in a relative velocity of about 10 kilometers per second, which equates to 50 megajoules per kilogram. Carbon nanotubes or not, nothing is going to withstand such a large amount of energy in such a small area, repeatedly, along with whatever centripetal forces are acquired from off-center hits from debris.

      A visionary he might be, but a practical engineer he is definitely not.

    7. Re:Wouldn't that be bad when it re-enters? by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      50 megajoules per kilogram is only a problem if the net is not affected by the impact. Have the net take on some of the momentum of the impact and you can absorb a lot of the energy. You can also use an elyptical orbit to decreases the relative velocity.

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    8. Re:Wouldn't that be bad when it re-enters? by phoenix321 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      At speeds above Mach 8.0, you can drive a pencil through a 100mm armor steel plate - even the pencil tip stays intact and sharp.

      At 36,000km/s (equal to Mach 36 at sea-level), the net or carbon fiber construction will not even have a chance to absorb anything. The net itself might be able to absorb this momentum and energy level at a whole, but I seriously believe a metal piece will just blast right through it, instantly shearing the filament at molecular level. The inertia of a single carbon nanotube will probably be all that is needed to cleanly cut it off.

    9. Re:Wouldn't that be bad when it re-enters? by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      The contents that would be accumulated wouldn't be compressed into a 'hard' meteor as it re-entered the atmosphere. After a few seconds it would break apart into numerous pieces with a huge surface area. With slight considerations to have it re-enter over an ocean, the risk from these items would be very very low.

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    10. Re:Wouldn't that be bad when it re-enters? by _KiTA_ · · Score: 1

      At speeds above Mach 8.0, you can drive a pencil through a 100mm armor steel plate - even the pencil tip stays intact and sharp.

      At 36,000km/s (equal to Mach 36 at sea-level), the net or carbon fiber construction will not even have a chance to absorb anything. The net itself might be able to absorb this momentum and energy level at a whole, but I seriously believe a metal piece will just blast right through it, instantly shearing the filament at molecular level. The inertia of a single carbon nanotube will probably be all that is needed to cleanly cut it off.

      But if it causes these small pieces of metal to fall towards the Earth, where the atmosphere will do a lot of the work for us, isn't that good enough?

      I'd say "away from the Earth" too, but I think I'd rather not like to lose a large amount of metal to the interplanetary void...

    11. Re:Wouldn't that be bad when it re-enters? by JDeane · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is always annoyed me when they interview scientist for shows about earth impactors.... "You can't just hit it with a missile it would break apart and hit the earth like a shot gun blast"

      I agree the larger surface area would be a great benefit to any sort of impact.

    12. Re:Wouldn't that be bad when it re-enters? by Lost+Race · · Score: 2, Informative

      36000km/s is about c/8.

    13. Re:Wouldn't that be bad when it re-enters? by khayman80 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      At speeds above Mach 8.0, you can drive a pencil through a 100mm armor steel plate - even the pencil tip stays intact and sharp.

      Though I completely agree with your overall point, I'm curious if you have a citation for this sentence. The plate and pencil are in relative motion, yet apparently the impact drills a hole through the plate without even dulling the pencil? I tried googling for an experiment like this with no luck. Now I'm just trying to figure out what insane combination of high-speed photography and a hypersonic wind tunnel with a "pencil of death" feature would be required for proof...

    14. Re:Wouldn't that be bad when it re-enters? by Unequivocal · · Score: 5, Informative

      Just wanted to point out that for the first time in the history of slashdot, you correctly spelled "losing" and "loose" in the same sentence. The content of your point is good too!

    15. Re:Wouldn't that be bad when it re-enters? by Unequivocal · · Score: 1

      Are you seriously arguing that it's possible to drive a #2 pencil through 100mm of armored steel? If so, please produce some evidence of this ever having been done. I'll be interested even if the pencil comes out the other end dulled.

      Your second point about 36k km/s seems wrong to me b/c the relative velocity of the net and the objects will be much, much lower than this. Am I missing something?

    16. Re:Wouldn't that be bad when it re-enters? by Unequivocal · · Score: 2, Informative

      Good point. Probably should be km/h?

    17. Re:Wouldn't that be bad when it re-enters? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      At speeds above Mach 8.0, you can drive a pencil through a 100mm armor steel plate - even the pencil tip stays intact and sharp.

      Speed is relative. If the net is moving in the same direction in the same orbit at a lower speed, impact speed is far less than travel speed and force can be distributed over time.

    18. Re:Wouldn't that be bad when it re-enters? by LordLimecat · · Score: 5, Funny

      I wonder if this means that if you hurled 100mm armor steel plate @ mach 8.0 at a pencil if the pencil would survive-- perhaps we should be investing in pencil-based armor

    19. Re:Wouldn't that be bad when it re-enters? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Quick someone email this to the mythbusters!
      I wanna see Kari with a pencil

    20. Re:Wouldn't that be bad when it re-enters? by jd · · Score: 1

      Not an impossible idea.

      If a rogue Russian communications satellite "accidentally" hit a Japanese whaler or three, who exactly is going to complain? The whalers would be dead, anyone who goes to Russia to complain ends up dead, and those with evidence of such a plot would likely go on the CIA's list of "people to be dead".

      Besides, the Japanese can then kick up a fuss and gouge the whale-meat eaters for more cash whilst the Japanese insurance companies can claim an act of God and keep the money for the ship and the crew. Everyone wins.

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    21. Re:Wouldn't that be bad when it re-enters? by jd · · Score: 1

      Aim it at a space museum and tell them that it's a donation. That way, they have to pick up the bill if one of their newly-acquired artefacts blows up someone important.

      Seriously, though, a net idea makes no sense whatsoever. Would would make a lot more sense, since the real problem isn't the big chunks but the tiny fragments (pea-sized or smaller) is to re-use the shielding idea used on the Giotto probe when it went for Halley's comet.

      Giotto's shielding was alternating layers of aluminium foil and kevlar. The foil would destroy smaller fragments, the kevlar would stop larger pieces. If it was too large for the kevlar, it had probably splintered up by that time and the second round would finish off most of the rest.

      Giotto survived hellish conditions, flying directly towards a jet on Halley's Comet. It survived the encounter, though got a few hearts fluttering when it lost contact at point zero (right next to the cometary nucleus). When it restabilized and found Earth again, astronomers discovered a very large chunk had mashed into the probe and sent it spinning uncontrollably for a while, a-la Darth's Tie Fighter.

      These days, we can even improve on the design, since we can add airgel and other more modern materials and we don't need a whole range of highly delicate sensors for sweeping duties.

      So we pack up a cleaning robot, launch it into space, and get rid of junk that's highly deadly for spacecraft but too small to track reliably (if at all). This satellite's sole mission would be to point at where debris belts are expected to be and slam through them.

      Stuff we can track just isn't an issue, but a fleck of paint a millimeter in diameter would be enough to punch a hole in a communications satellite. If we can get rid of the small junk, we'll massively improve the life-expectancy of everything up there and buy time to develop a means of eliminating the big junk (dead satellites, rocket stages, etc) which we can simply avoid for right now.

      Some of the big junk we might even want to recover in some way. Not only would they be priceless museum exhibits, they're priceless scientific devices for examining the long-term effects of the solar wind, the actual density of natural space debris, long-term effects of exposure to the hard radiation and cosmic rays of space (vital to know for a Mars mission or for any permanent presence in space or another planet).

      The smaller junk will really not tell us anything, so burning it up on strikes and globbing the rest into airgel and kevlar would make sense. A probe like that, once "full", could be crashed almost anywhere as what's captured is non-hazardous waste. Probably not enough to be worth recycling. Chucking it at where the plates are sliding would seem fair enough. It won't cause problems and the magma will be much more effective at natural recycling than anything we can do.

      The big pieces are what most people worry about, despite the fact that we know where they all are and they're all relatively harmless. At the moment, there's not much that anyone could do, anyways. Besides micrometeorite strikes swiss-cheezing anything of size, the radiation will have made many materials extremely brittle. The Saturn V rocket pieces weren't built to last this long under such rough conditions. They might still be solid enough to move, or might break into deadly, untrackable fragments if they're even touched. Deep space is no better for cheap alloys than the deep oceans are for ships like the Titanic (made from another cheap alloy rather than high-quality iron).

      What you'd ideally want to do is enclose those pieces you didn't want to preserve, then create a series of shockwaves such that each adds to the next. The whole structure will shred itself and can be cleaned up safely with the original cleaner robot I outlined.

      Structures you DO want to keep are tougher. You'd need to bind them together very gently to avoid destroying anything preservable. There are resins that could be used. Once it's encased in resin, glue a heat s

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    22. Re:Wouldn't that be bad when it re-enters? by jd · · Score: 1

      Do you often write at mach 8 in pencil on the sides of armoured vehicles? And would this have anything to do with the huge gouge marks on the sides of vehicles going to Iraq and Afghanistan?

      (Seriously, nobody would build a net for such things. We already have excellent experience with micrometeorite shielding, where micrometeorites are likely iron/nickel alloys - the stuff traditionally used in weapons where steel is inadequate.)

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    23. Re:Wouldn't that be bad when it re-enters? by mhajicek · · Score: 1

      Railgun tests would say otherwise. Sure the projectile is a little cylinder of Plexiglas with aluminum foil on the back, and sure it will vaporize a significant chunk of armor plate, but the projectile is also vaporized in the process.

  3. Cringeley Amuses by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I thought they were just in the early stages of establishing a ring-world, in terrestrial orbit. Oh well...

    There will of course, be no such mission, headed by NASA, or any other fraction of the Federal United States. That banana republic operates on such a scale, only when there is substantial room for contractor and supplier rip-off. If Cringeley can figure a way for DynaCor to pocket a billion on the side, instead of increasing fuel efficiency in spaceflight? It'd happen next year.

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  4. "net"? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Perhaps Cringely doesn't have a clear idea what sort of debris we are dealing with here

    There are, certainly, some big chunks out there; but unpleasant enough(and far more numerous) are the little flecks of paint, bolts, and general fragments of this and that zipping around at bulletesque velocities.

    Either this "net" will be made of very close-woven unobtanium, of the sort that we don't yet have, despite decades of interest in the personnel armor industry, or it will have to be a vast spongy particle trap, of the sort whose volume would be completely prohibitive for any available launch mechanism.

    1. Re:"net"? by bmcage · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Not only that, but does he realize how LARGE that space is? Can you imagine saying to somebody, take your yacht, and sail around the oceans picking up 18000 pieces that go around with vastly different speeds (and orbits)? Now do this in 3D instead.

      Moreover, the delta v's involved are probably quite a lot larger than one would expect.

      And as you say, the big pieces are tracked and show up on radar, it is the little pieces that hit unexpectedly.

    2. Re:"net"? by moosesocks · · Score: 4, Interesting

      As long as you're traveling at the same speed and direction as the bulletlike flecks, you don't have to worry about damage. Given that space is a frictionless environment, it's actually fairly easy to accomplish this. We do it every time we dock with the ISS.

      Cringley seems to be suggesting traveling slightly slower, as to absorb some kinetic energy in the impact, while preserving the integrity of the net. This sounds pretty cool in theory, although there are a few problems in practice, such as tracking all the tiny bits of debris, having enough fuel to maneuver, and ensuring that you don't get caught between two pieces of junk traveling in opposite directions.

      It's a difficult problem to be sure, but I wouldn't write it off entirely.

      As an alternate proposal, would it make sense to put huge blocks of aerogel (or a similar substance) into orbit? Junk that strikes the blocks would either get caught inside, or pass straight through (but lose some kinetic energy in the process, leading to its gradual orbital decay or capture). Aerogel itself has a low enough density that loose chunks of it would be relatively harmless to passing spacecraft.

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    3. Re:"net"? by FlyingGuy · · Score: 1

      And don't forget the $200,000.00 ( USD ) bag of tools floating about, NASA ( one employee in particular ) would like to have it back!.

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    4. Re:"net"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm surprised he wants to do it in one shot. Why have only one net? Why not 18* nets each scheduled to get 1,000* pieces?

      I suspect (but cannot even come close to proving) that there is lots of this junk moving in relatively similar paths and speed that can be divided up into 18* groups with orbital commonality.

      * Or whatever number works best

    5. Re:"net"? by Jeian · · Score: 1

      Perhaps Cringely doesn't have a clear idea what sort of debris we are dealing with here

      He probably doesn't, but that's never stopped him opening his mouth before.

    6. Re:"net"? by RNLockwood · · Score: 1

      "As long as you're traveling at the same speed and direction as the bulletlike flecks, you don't have to worry about damage"

      That's not true. Consider two objects in the same circular orbit traveling in opposite directions exactly 180 degrees apart. They are traveling in the same speed and direction (in physics that's called velocity) and will surely collide.

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    7. Re:"net"? by Joe+Mucchiello · · Score: 1

      Nate, read the text you quoted again. How does one travel in the opposite direction and the same direction at the same time?

    8. Re:"net"? by Jarik+C-Bol · · Score: 1

      while your statement is true, its also mildly retarded. yes, 2 objects on the opposite sides of a circle, traveling in opposite directions around the circle, for a short moment are traveling the same direction relative to one another, *but thats not what we're talking about here* we're talking about 2 objects traveling the same direction around the orbit.

      your argument, while a marvelous display of spatial relationships, is pointless in relation to the actual proposal at hand.

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    9. Re:"net"? by RNLockwood · · Score: 1

      By same orbit I meant that their angular momenta would have opposite signs.

      Think of the two objects, satellites, having telescopes that point straight ahead, that is, the line of sight is tangent to the orbit, and they both are focused on some distant star and are moving toward that star at that instant. At that instant they have the same velocity.

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    10. Re:"net"? by Toonol · · Score: 3, Funny

      I would think that if we went 'spongy', it would make sense to send up a few cubic meters of a densely packed raw material and then extrude it in space; after all, the whole point of those materials is how low density they are. One jar of popcorn kernels is easier to transport before they're popped.

      Do popcorn kernels pop when exposed to vacuum? I may have solved the issue, right there.

    11. Re:"net"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe a hybrid system?

      Have an orbital platform with a big ass laser and really good tracking radar to deorbit the chunks?

    12. Re:"net"? by StarsAreAlsoFire · · Score: 3, Informative

      4/3 * PI * R^3

      Radius of the earth:
      Re = 6,378 km

      Low earth orbit starts at ~200km:
      Rleo1 = Re + 200km = 6,578km

      Low earth orbit extends up to about 2000km ( it's debated. Using nice round numbers )
      Rleo2 = Re + 2000km = 8,378km

      4/3* PI * ( Rleo2^3 - Rleo1^3 ) = 1.271E12km^3


      1.3 trillion cubic kilometers of space to sweep.


      Assume a block of aerogel 10 meters on a side - so a frontal area of 100 m^2. That's pretty big, and it won't get any bigger unless we figure out how to manufacture the gel in space:
      Agel = 100m^2
      = 0.0001km^2

      Velocity in leo is around 7.5km/second, relative to the ground.
      Vgel = 7.5km/s

      Let's assume that we are just trying to sweep the entire volume of space once, ignoring that things are moving etc. Even one sweep of the volume would certainly clean up a lot, if the orbit of the gel is tangent to the orbit of most of the junk. So we just pretend that the block of gel is flying down a tunnel, basically - frontal area times velocity * time equals volume cleaned:

      Vclean = Agel * Vgel
      1.27E12km^3 = .0001km^2 * 7.5km/s * t(s)

      t = 1.695E15 seconds
      = 5.37018E7 years


      = 53 million years.

    13. Re:"net"? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      So your two objects have the same V at one point on their orbits, but different A. What's your point, exactly?

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    14. Re:"net"? by RNLockwood · · Score: 1

      Oh, you mean something like the space station in a circular orbit has the space shuttle behind it and the space shuttle has adjusted its orbit so that it is matching the speed (not a vector) with the space station. Won't be a collision as the angular separation will be maintained so there won't be any damage or capture.

      Is that what was meant?

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    15. Re:"net"? by mxh83 · · Score: 1

      There's a problem with your calculations - you forget that we won't need to sweep everything- Only the affected areas.

    16. Re:"net"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a thought- what about a solar-powered electromagnet, surrounded by an aerogel trap? If it's powerful enough, it could pull in the slower pieces and slow the faster ones from a distance, though space is really too large to get a powerful enough magnet at this point. Over time, it might work better then just having a "net."

    17. Re:"net"? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      As an alternate proposal, would it make sense to put huge blocks of aerogel (or a similar substance) into orbit? Junk that strikes the blocks would either get caught inside, or pass straight through (but lose some kinetic energy in the process, leading to its gradual orbital decay or capture). Aerogel itself has a low enough density that loose chunks of it would be relatively harmless to passing spacecraft.

      First of all, while aerogel is light and its mass can more or less be ignored for this exercise, its volume cannot. It takes up space. How are you going to get all that up there? It basically has to be made in orbit for this tactic to be useful. Then, it has to be a large fraction of the size of the space it is intended to clean. Finally, there will have to be at least two of them in opposing-direction orbits or else they will nevet meet much of the space junk. In other words, this is a totally retarded idea.

      So far the only thing that makes even a token amount of sense is to use lasers to push debris into an unstable orbit. Such a task has many of the same problems (how are you getting all that into space?) but at least it's not contraindicated by physics.

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    18. Re:"net"? by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      I've been told, but have never confirmed, that firing a .22 caliber bullet into a silk stocking that is hanging from a clothes line will result in the bullet being captured. The silk bends and is slippery enough that the momentum is absorbed through the entire length.

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    19. Re:"net"? by ElizabethGreene · · Score: 1
      Your assessment is correct. The two problems are the distances involved[1] and the velocity differences between the net and targets. Both make this approach painfully non-trivial.

      1 - Quoting Douglas Adams,
      Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.

    20. Re:"net"? by huckamania · · Score: 1

      For practical purposes, we don't have to sweep the entire region of space, just the areas in which we want to have a long term presence. It may not be a tunnel, but it is certainly not the surface of a sphere. Since we are tracking the junk in space, it would certainly be easier to target each item then to try to sweep everywhere.

    21. Re:"net"? by Toonol · · Score: 1

      Replying to myself...

      I did some research, because I actually was interested in that question. The quick answer: Popcorn Kernels don't pop from exposure to a vacuum. It slightly, but not greatly, reduces the temperature at which they pop. However, low pressure and vacuum environments create fluffier popcorn after popping.

  5. Quark! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Anyone remember Quark, a space garbage scow show from the 70's? :D
    It's nice to see it's time...

    1. Re:Quark! by OzPeter · · Score: 1

      Anyone remember Quark, a space garbage scow show from the 70's? :D It's nice to see it's time...

      That was exactly what I thought of when I saw this .. ah the memories of seeing it on TV and the crushing blow when it was discontinued.

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    2. Re:Quark! by rirugrat · · Score: 1

      QUARK! GARBAGE! Having Betty I and Betty II around made up for it...

    3. Re:Quark! by squidfood · · Score: 1

      Anyone remember Quark, a space garbage scow show from the 70's? :D

      We should re-task the Enterprise... it's nothing but a garbage scow anyway.

    4. Re:Quark! by publiclurker · · Score: 1

      Actually, Korax clarified his statement to say that he didn't mean to say that the Enterprise should be hauling garbage, but that it should be hauled away as garbage.

    5. Re:Quark! by Brett+Johnson · · Score: 1

      Them's fightin' words!

    6. Re:Quark! by squidfood · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you'd like me to... rephrase that, laddie?

  6. Why post this crap, Soulskill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Soulskill, why are you posting this crap from Cringely? Any article attached to that name is automatically shit.

    I wish Roland Piquepaille had never died. At least his articles had some scientific basis to them, even if he was hated by many people here. Cringley articles, on the other hand, are bunk from top to bottom.

  7. Re:gravity by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Only the timescale. "Sooner or later" can be in the decades to centuries range, which is minimally useful for most of us now living.

  8. I have mod points. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd love to mod the article as (-1, Cringely doesn't understand space). Where's the button for that?

  9. I cannot for his math, but it makes sense to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The good news is, Cringely's article does not contain any math or physics. Without serious numbers to back it up, the idea is no more than a pipe dream. How do you catch a stone flying with a relative velocity of a few miles per second without getting blown to bits?

  10. Re:Cringely is an idiot. by djmurdoch · · Score: 5, Informative

    You could try reading the summary next time. His proposal was for one flight, not 18000. I imagine his plan is still impractical for lots of reasons (you probably can't get enough impulse from each piece to approach the next one at a low enough speed, etc.), but it's still not as bad as your suggestion of 18000 manned space flights.

  11. Re:Cringely is an idiot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    your and idiot not cringley. even TFS mentions collecting items in sequence, not a single launch for each object..

  12. Sounds like..... by Cinnamon+Whirl · · Score: 1

    someones been playing Osmos too much.

  13. Re:gravity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know, maybe you are... how come all these planets including the Earth are still in the sun's orbit?

  14. orbital dynamics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    among the other holes in this idea the biggest is that when in orbit an increase in velocity means an increase in altitude, to decrease your altitude you must either slow the space craft down or you need an elliptical orbit with an eccentricity approaching 1.

  15. Not a big fan of "momentum," I see by Tom+Boz · · Score: 0

    If you catch something stationary while you move, you won't increase your momentum; nor will you increase your kinetic energy. I don't care how much you want it to be akin to tacking into the wind, it won't work.

    1. Re:Not a big fan of "momentum," I see by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Only make some sort of sense if the summary had described the net as being in _front_ of the spacecraft, so that collisions increase the spacecraft's speed (which is in higher orbit and thus moving slower).

      Even so, the net is more likely to cause stuff to break into smaller and harder to track pieces. And definitely bad if the net breaks...

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    2. Re:Not a big fan of "momentum," I see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guess you've never been in a rear-end collision?

    3. Re:Not a big fan of "momentum," I see by TheLink · · Score: 1

      > Guess you've never been in a rear-end collision?

      Care to explain your assumptions?

      It seemed extremely unlikely to me that the design would be such that the net pushes the rest of the spacecraft forward.

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  16. Space junk's like any other problem by SlappyBastard · · Score: 1

    Until something tragic happens because of a piece of space junk, no one will do anything.

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    1. Re:Space junk's like any other problem by wagnerrp · · Score: 1

      While there have been no 'tragic' accidents, there certainly have been dozens of satellites knocked offline due to collision with debris.

    2. Re:Space junk's like any other problem by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Until something tragic happens because of a piece of space junk, no one will do anything.

      Scariest sound to an astronaut: *POP* Shshshshshsh....
           

  17. Metal by Idiomatick · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Wouldn't something like a big ass electromagnet be useful? I mean, compared to a net... or something along the lines of giant flashlight (to push crap into earth)

    1. Re:Metal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see only one flaw with your idea: it does not include a frickin' big ass laser.

    2. Re:Metal by Sylos · · Score: 1

      The real trick is a)space saving [magnets are/can be very heavy] and b)What about non-magnetic things? There are plenty of those up in space, so dealing with them is important as well.

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    3. Re:Metal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Earth is a big electromagnet. And if you were able to create one powerful enough to change the velocities of every magnetic piece of space junk, the Earth's field would certainly alter your attitude and velocity as well. We use magnetic fields to adjust the attitude of spacecraft all the time.

    4. Re:Metal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      paint flecks and ti/al non magnetic bolts laugh at your pitiful electromagnet. these are spacecraft parts not your local home depot materials.

    5. Re:Metal by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      It could use laser light!

    6. Re:Metal by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      And? metal constitutes a pretty big chunk of the dangerous things to get hit by. And all of the things we are royally fucked by if we get hit by. It doesn't need to be complete to help. I imagine sticking a giant magnet in cringley's ship would cost near nothing.

    7. Re:Metal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Wouldn't something like a big ass electromagnet be useful? I mean, compared to a net... or something along the lines of giant flashlight (to push crap into earth)

      Because in this case, the space junk has enough kinetic energy to escape the magnetic field allready.
      Sure, you can get a zipping bullet of metal to near a magnet, but it will just zip right past again.

      Exactly the same happens in gravity: meteors pass within a fraction of the earth-moon distance, yet they fly away again just as fast.
      The moon stays in orbit because it does not have the escape velocity.

  18. Interesting idea by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    But I think that I would prefer a set of these, and dispense of them after a shorter time (burn it up or capture it for material studies). For starters, imagine accumulating a bunch of that junk together and then losing the ship. It could actually make things worst.

    Also, this would be a good use for the tug concept. At some point, a tug will be useful for space. This could help push the concept.

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    1. Re:Interesting idea by shentino · · Score: 1

      A better plan would be not to generate so much space garbage in the first place.

      There's a reason we have laws against littering here on Earth.

    2. Re:Interesting idea by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Real nice thought, but it does not solve the current problem.
      Also, there is no law against littering here on earth. There are laws that prevent it in SOME countries, but the majority do NOT have such laws (though most countries have localities/cities that do prevent it).

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  19. Re:Cringely is an idiot. by wizardforce · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A better idea might be to use the concept of induction to our advantage. Create a satellite that creates a several kilometer diameter magnetic field bubble and fly it through the debris at high velocity. THe debris is most likely conductive and would have a current induced in it causing a drag force against the janitorial satellite. The orbits that cause the most drag are ones that run counter to the craft so they'll probably be nudged into a lower orbit by the drag. The janitorial satellite will use solar power and a space tether to stay in its current orbit. Any satellites that need to stay up there and aren't considered debris can be tracked much more easily and you could just shut the EM field down upon close encounter with them.
    The craft would use very little propellant and would probably work better than a net anyway. Just have a few craft like these flying around and acting like an immune system that kills off targets that are a danger to other craft.

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  20. Use Aerogels to slow objects w/o fragmentation by wisebabo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    IF (and I know it is a big IF) it were possible to "manufacture" aerogels in space, this material could be ideal for capturing/de-orbiting small pieces of debris that would be too difficult/expensive to chase and capture the traditional way (via space tug or whatnot) but still poses a threat. Aerogels have already proven themselves as capable of capturing extremely fast (although tiny) particles moving at literally astronomical speeds without itself disintegrating. It was used precisely for this reason in both the "Stardust" and "Genesis" probes.

    Now imagine instead of the small plates that were on these probes a very large slab tens or hundreds (thousands?) of meters on a side that would, over time, slowly intercept the smaller particles. Larger fragments would still go right through but might lose enough kinetic energy (without fragmenting and making the problem worse) so as to de-orbit themselves. The only thing that might make this remotely possible is the thought that the aerogel is so light (lighter than air) that a really huge piece could be put into orbit without spending billions in launch something heavy. Of course the only way to keep the launch volume reasonable is to MAKE it in space. Once in space, an ion engine would be required to counteract the atmospheric drag (and loss of kinetic energy from the impacts of the space debris).

    By "manufacture" I mean the raw material (I guess it some sort of silicate compound) would have to be brought up from earth but since the resulting aerogel is 99.9% empty space, a little could go a long way. I understand that one way to produce it requires a super-critical liquid carbon-dioxide solution; obviously the CO2 would have to be recycled or better yet would be if a means of producing it directly in vacuum. Chemists, any ideas?

    1. Re:Use Aerogels to slow objects w/o fragmentation by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Aerogel is pretty brittle, though. One can imagine flaking as a result of impact and no real net benefit debris-wise. I think something ductile would be a better choice. Like, say, steel foil, perhaps.

      You want every impact to slow down the object enough that de-orbit occurs within months instead of years, and any detached pieces of the cloak should also have a similar profile. Only the intact cloak itself should be able to orbit for a time, until it is decided to de-orbit it, as well.

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    2. Re:Use Aerogels to slow objects w/o fragmentation by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      I don't believe an ion engine would be enough to keep anything stable that close to any planet. Their thrust is so low it would be like peeing in the ocean.

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    3. Re:Use Aerogels to slow objects w/o fragmentation by wisebabo · · Score: 1

      I think the idea would be to put this Aerogel barge in a pretty high orbit. Anything in low orbit would naturally come down in a reasonably short time because of atmospheric drag.

    4. Re:Use Aerogels to slow objects w/o fragmentation by wisebabo · · Score: 1

      Didn't know that about Aerogels. How about wrapping the whole thing in a (very) thin layer of "saran" wrap? (to non-Americans that's transparent plastic wrap). It'll keep the whole thing from fragmenting without (hopefully) adding too much to the weight.

      Also, I'm hoping that little pieces of the Aerogel will be relatively "harmless" upon impact (is anything harmless at 25,000 mph)? Perhaps the "wrap" could be made non-transparent to something like UV while the Aerogel could be tailored to disintegrate upon prolonged exposure to UV. That way, any little fragments out of the "bag" will break up and be blown away on the solar wind.

  21. Re:Cringely is an idiot. by zippthorne · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Did you even read TFS?

    He's not proposing 18,000 spaceflights manned or otherwise. He's proposing a gigantic billiards shot where all the balls are in motion, salvaging the motion of some of the balls to line up the next one and eventually encounter and sink all the balls in one shot.

    Then he's got some weird ideas about orbital energy this "net" concept that seems tricky (although a sufficiently strong, ductile net would increase the target area for intercept and it doesn't matter if the net gets torn to shreds as long as the shreds stay attached), but the underlying idea is interesting, and it certainly doesn't need to be so tricky as to sink all the debris in only one flight with no inter-object maneuvering.

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  22. Net? Use massive slabs of Aerogel instead by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

    And by massive I mean square kilometres and tens of meters thick.

    Aerogel has been shown to be able to pick up even the smallest flecks of material for the Stardust project.

    Since it's the smallest things that are the trickiest (huge bits are easily tracked), we need something that will not only absorb the energy of the impact, but also keep the debris in place. Thus, Aerogel is a good fit.

    1. Re:Net? Use massive slabs of Aerogel instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A tens of meters thick slab of aerogel won't stop (or slow in any measurable amount) a small bolt moving at orbital speed. Sure, you could maneuver the slab to it has a small speed difference but if you have to do that for every piece of debris you'd need way to much fuel. Can't be done.

    2. Re:Net? Use massive slabs of Aerogel instead by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

      But through some unspoken magic a net can?

      And orbital speeds are high, sure, but the slab is also moving at orbital speeds, which will reduce the impact speed significantly as well. And while it may not stop a bolt or bigger item on its own, there is nothing stopping you from placing thick solid metal back-stoppers every after few meters of Aerogel.

      Then you end up with a gelatinous cube effect with the stopping power of several meters of solid steel.

      Only issue is bringing down something that size. Aerogel is VERY light, but it's also an extremely good insulator and unless it's torn apart by the sheer wind forces, I doubt the metal inside it would suffer on the way down - big problem if it lands anywhere near anyone.

  23. Why does Slashdot give voice to this moron? by Noose+For+A+Neck · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Does Cringely have some kind of seedy business relationship with Slashdot's parent company?

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    1. Re:Why does Slashdot give voice to this moron? by Macrat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is part of Slashdot's comedy posting allotment.

    2. Re:Why does Slashdot give voice to this moron? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does Cringely have some kind of seedy business relationship with Slashdot's parent company?

      If everyone with a flamboyant idea were mocked and called a moron we would still be stuck in the bronze age. Perhaps Cringely's idea goes nowhere (very likely), but perhaps it will spark other topics about debris removal from space that bare fruit - the point is it gets people talking about the subject.

    3. Re:Why does Slashdot give voice to this moron? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If everyone with a flamboyant idea were mocked and called a moron we would still be stuck in the bronze age.

      Except they are, and we're not.

  24. Every velocity is super-bulletesque by tjstork · · Score: 1

    Every velocity in space in orbit is super-bulletesque. It's the relative velocities that matter. I could catch the paint fleks with any old material, if, the relative velocities were reasonably close. Indeed, if you launched me out of a cannon next to a bullet fired out of a rifle, I'd almost be able to catch the bullet with no harm to myself. It's just the launching and the landing that would suck.

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    1. Re:Every velocity is super-bulletesque by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Paint flecks aren't tracked, they're too small. All we know is that they're out there, flying in random directions. So how do you match their velocities?

    2. Re:Every velocity is super-bulletesque by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is also super burlesque, what with all the talk of 'thrust,' 'explosions,' and 'entry.'

    3. Re:Every velocity is super-bulletesque by tjstork · · Score: 1

      int flecks aren't tracked, they're too small. All we know is that they're out there, flying in random directions. So how do you match their velocities?

      I would think we might luck out because so many craft are launched in the "same" orbital direction because they use the rotation of the earth to help them along. so, if a paint flek went counter to that direction, by virtue of some impulse, I would think it would be slowed down and ultimately would de-orbit.

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    4. Re:Every velocity is super-bulletesque by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would think we might luck out because so many craft are launched in the "same" orbital direction because they use the rotation of the earth to help them along

      If that were true, space debris wouldn't be a problem since it would just gently bump into adjacent crafts.

      if a paint flek went counter to that direction, by virtue of some impulse, I would think it would be slowed down and ultimately would de-orbit.

      Take v=(1,0), impulse=(-1,1). |v| = 1, |v + impulse| = 1. Same speed, different direction.

    5. Re:Every velocity is super-bulletesque by tjstork · · Score: 1

      Take v=(1,0), impulse=(-1,1). |v| = 1, |v + impulse| = 1. Same speed, different direction

      That's a hell of an impulse though.

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    6. Re:Every velocity is super-bulletesque by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take v=(1,0), impulse=(-epsilon, sqrt(2*epsilon - epsilon^2)). Then |v| = 1, |v + impulse| = 1.

  25. Gel or Foam? by JensR · · Score: 1

    What about some gel block, or even better some kind of foam?

  26. One other thing by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    It makes sense to capture and lose the small pieces. BUT, the large ones are lots of material in space that took a lot of fuel to get there. That would be a shame to lose those if they are together. Seems like we can push those into a higher orbit out of the way and then use them in the future.

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  27. Here's an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We can send convicts with bright orange space suits into space. Give each one a trash stick and a burlap bag. For obvious reasons, there's no need for shackles and chains.

  28. Re:Cringely is an idiot. by Vellmont · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's not a bad idea. The real questions would be how much of a drag force could you create at a given distance? The junk is distributed in a cloud around the planet so encounters with junk could be hundreds of meters? Kilometers? Getting closer would require propellant. The field strength is limited by the amount of power you can generate, which ain't much from solar cells. The end effect is it may be completely infeasible because of scale. I wouldn't know how to work the numbers, but maybe someone else does.

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  29. Conservation of energy/momentum by hcg50a · · Score: 1

    ...means the net will lose speed every time it captures some junk. The author needs to take high school physics again.

    Tacking on a sailboat works because the wind is blowing on the sail, adding energy to the whole craft.

    Scooping stuff in a net is just an inelastic collision. The momentum gain of the junk will equal the momentum loss of the net. The net's orbit will decay as it captures more and more junk.

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    1. Re:Conservation of energy/momentum by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's not quite that simple. If the orbit is elliptical then two orbits can intercept even though they have different energy level (average heights). If the two objects in the two orbits join then the one in the higher orbit will lose energy and the one in the lower orbit will gain energy (which corresponds to average height). The resulting object will have the same momentum as the vector sum of the momentum of the two objects, which will give it a new orbit. If you start in a low and highly eccentric orbit, after a number of such collisions you may end up in high and relatively circular orbit (or not, depending on the collisions). Cringely is broadly right that it is probably possible to design an orbit such that the net eventually collects everything. Unfortunately, 'eventually' in this case can mean several million years, possibly longer.

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    2. Re:Conservation of energy/momentum by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      ...means the net will lose speed every time it captures some junk. The author needs to take high school physics again.

      You might want to consider a good orbital mechanics course yourself. If, as an example, I am travelling in an elliptical orbit with apogee at, say, 500 km and perigee at 300km altitude, and I hit a bolt in a circular orbit at 500 km, then I have just run into something that is going FASTER than me.

      Which means that I'll speed up slightly, raising the perigee of my orbit.

      The assumption that the net is moving slower than whatever it captures is a ludicrously silly one in space, where pretty much everything is moving literally faster than a speeding bullet. It's just a matter of using the right orbit to catch any particular object.

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  30. Re:gravity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know, maybe you are... how come all these planets including the Earth are still in the sun's orbit?

    Duh. God.

  31. Speed of debris is 25,000 ft per second. by lkcl · · Score: 1

    Particles the size of a grain of sand - assume 1 gram. Speed: 8333 metres per second. Kinetic Energy Formula: 0.5 * mass * velocity * velocity.

    Kinetic Energy of grain of sand: 34,719 joules.

    Small car travelling at 30mph, mass 1000kg. Speed: 13 metres per second.

    Kinetic Energy of car: 84,500 joules.

    Area to which impact of grain of sand occurs: assume 1mm square.

    Kinetic Energy per square metre when grain impacts: 34 billion Joules/Sqm.

    Area to which impact of car occurs at 30mph: assume 1 sq m.

    Kinetic Energy per square metre when car impacts: 84 thousand Joules/Sqm.

    this is why, if a dust particle the size of a grain of sand hits a spacecraft it would leave a micro hole on one side, vapourise and turn to plasma, cutting its way through absolutely everything in its path in a geometrically predictable and expanding pattern. net result is a gaping cone of missing spacecraft on the other side of the dot, significant additional debris, and some dead astronauts.

    and that's just the dust particles.

    Materials science is simply not up to the job of dealing with this kind of energy impact, which is why, instead, NASA tracks several tens of thousands of objects including an Astronaut's boot, and makes sure that everything that goes up stays well clear.

    1. Re:Speed of debris is 25,000 ft per second. by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      You don't need to hit it head-on, and you don't need to bleed all of the orbital energy to put the debris chunk into a rapidly decaying orbit.

      Presuming that there is only a countable number of objects (a few thousand, tens of thousand, even a million), it's much more reasonable to approach "just enough" to knock them into a month-long freefall instead of a decades long, one at a time. A computational nightmare, perhaps, and definitely extremely tricky to line up the right piece of debris without putting yourself in the retrograde path of the wrong piece, but it's not going to get easier as we accumulate more trash.

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    2. Re:Speed of debris is 25,000 ft per second. by Fleetie · · Score: 1

      A grain of sand weighing 1 gram? You're an idiot.

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    3. Re:Speed of debris is 25,000 ft per second. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your assumptions are wrong. Assuming a cubic particle, you have a particle density of 1 kg/cm^3, which is far higher than anything on this planet (Osmium only has a density of .022 kg/cm^3). To get a particle of that density, you would need to mine the core of a reasonably dense star.

      Or you could reduce the energy of the particle by 2-3 orders of magnitude. Still a very energetic impact, though.

    4. Re:Speed of debris is 25,000 ft per second. by lkcl · · Score: 1

      fine: who gives a fuck. make it 0.01 grams. the kinetic energy per metre squared is 340 million joules per metre squared instead of 34 billion.

    5. Re:Speed of debris is 25,000 ft per second. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are wrong. The ISS and all other spacecraft in orbit are frequently hit by micrometeoroids. Even before the deployment of Whipple shielding, high velocity space dust did not prevent manned spaceflight.

  32. Gain kinetic energy? by caseih · · Score: 2, Interesting

    To drop from a higher altitude to a lower altitude you have to lose kinetic energy, not gain it. Furthermore, everything is not traveling in the same direction. There are many different orbits and junk is in all sorts of them. So some junk you'll never "net" since it's traveling in the same direction as the dejunker, and other junk is traveling exactly opposite and will slam into the net with twice the velocity of the denetter's current orbital velocity. Furthermore if the junk's orbit is 90 degrees to the dejunker, it will never be caught either. Even if the orbital paths crossed, it would probably just destroy or damage the dejunker satellite (paint fleck or rachet wrench).

    So it wouldn't seem that his idea stands the common sense test (or physics for that matter). But this is just slashdot and I am not an orbital-mechanics expert. I failed that class at the starfleet academy (or was that temporal mechanics).

    1. Re:Gain kinetic energy? by jafiwam · · Score: 1

      Orbits are a combination of potential and kinetic energy. Depending on what orbit you are in, and what phase of the orbit you are in at the time those numbers will flip around being the predominant one.

      So, depending on what you are doing, where you are now, and where you want to go you may have to do some counter-intuitive moves.

    2. Re:Gain kinetic energy? by starless · · Score: 1

      To drop from a higher altitude to a lower altitude you have to lose kinetic energy, not gain it.

      No, objects in a lower orbit will have higher velocity (= higher kinetic energy), they have less potential energy.

    3. Re:Gain kinetic energy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To drop from a higher altitude to a lower altitude you have to lose kinetic energy

      To drop from a higher altitude to a lower altitude you lost potential energy and gain kinetic energy.

  33. Danger! Danger! by Dachannien · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, the operation of a space garbage scow is fraught with danger.

  34. you are the clone. no, you are the clone. by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 1

    Anyone remember Quark, a space garbage scow show from the 70's? :D It's nice to see it's time...

    Quark was the first thing I thought of when I saw the heading. Life imitating art.

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  35. Re:Cringely is an idiot. by jafiwam · · Score: 1

    He's still an idiot.

    How much fuel is this thing going to have to hold to make tens of thousands of adjustments.

    How much sensitivity does it have to have to actually get close to this stuff?

    And, what if it screws up and gets tagged really hard. Orbital velocities of any object can smash just about any other object. What unobtanium is this thing going to be made of? A net? Are you fucking kidding? The stuff that can kill satellites is smaller than a grain of sand. If by "net" he means "bigass wall" then maybe. Plus, anything that is flexible (like a net) is going to be near impossible to move accurately. So it'll have to survive THOUSANDS of deployment and retraction cycles. They can't even get ONE FUCKING SOLAR PANEL to extend ONCE reliably for fucks sake.

    It's a stupid idea, any one of the problems can make it a stupid idea, and there's dozens of problems with it.

    They'd be MUCH better off just lifting lots of water and vaporizing it to produce drag on these objects so they fall in naturally on their own. If they do that from a NON orbital trajectory they might be able to catch a bunch of stuff easily.

  36. Quark by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Need i say more?

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    1. Re:Quark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Need i say more?

      As far as obligatory entertainment references whenever an article on space junk management shows up, yes, you need to say more:

      Planetes

  37. Re:Cringely is an idiot. by wizardforce · · Score: 1

    It depends on how much debris you are deorbiting and how large the area you are using for solar power generation. If power is a problem, supplement the power generation with a nuclear battery or two and every time they ae exhausted, swap them out for fresh ones.

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  38. Good way to use Bigelow by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    Bigelow has a small line to build Kevlar material for their space stations. It is suppose to handle 17000 mph pieces. Seems to me that BA might want to get in on this if funds were to be done. At the very least, it helps gets their line started with building items.

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  39. science fair-y tale by JackSpratts · · Score: 1

    cringely sounds more and more like a clever junior high school student. nothing wrong with that, if you're in 8th grade. but i mean seriously, the volume of 3-d orbital space determines among other things the energy and time required to sweep it "clean." be almost faster just to wait for the junk to re-enter. cheaper and cleaner certainly.

  40. It would be like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    playing Katamari Damacy in Space!

    1. Re:It would be like... by JensR · · Score: 1

      In a sense, yes. From what I understand the problem with space debris are the small size and the high kinetic energy. If you've got everything in a big lump it should be easier to de-orbit stuff and get it to burn up in the atmosphere.

  41. Why a net? There's no resistance in space! by los+furtive · · Score: 1

    Why a net? There's no resistance in space and no medium that needs to pass through the net! Make it a big metal cup like the back of a dump truck. Drawback would be increased payload for launch, but it helps remove a lot of the risks others are describing such as the net breaking or contents of the net breaking up into smaller pieces.

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  42. Re: tools by chromatix · · Score: 1

    Funnily enough, that bag was released in LEO... and will therefore eventually decay of it's own accord. He'll have to be quick if he wants to snatch that up.

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  43. Re:Cringely is an idiot. by maugle · · Score: 1

    And as an added bonus, it'll accidentally take out all those pesky military satellites that don't officially exist!

  44. Playing billiards by chromatix · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately Cringely has overlooked the principle of conservation of momentum.

    Once each piece of junk lodges permanently in the net - assuming for the moment that the net is a good solution - the whole ensemble will by definition have the total momentum vector that the spacecraft+junk had beforehand. No amount of clever angling will help that.

    Now, if he instead said that he was going to bounce off each piece of junk so that the junk was sent into the atmosphere and the spacecraft was also redirected usefully, then that would have been more plausible - except of course that he would then need to make the spacecraft itself pretty damn robust.

    No, I'm much more inclined to consider small drones which can drift around with a little ion drive and attach to a few bits of junk each (at near-zero dV), and then deorbit themselves.

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  45. Space is big... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's look at your alternate proposal. Say you can put huge blocks of aerogel in orbit. Huge blocks of a cubic kilometer (or a cubic mile, whatever). And say you can put a hundred of them in orbit every workday. That's about 20.000 cubic kilometer of aerogel in orbit per year.

    Seems a lot, doesn't it? Well, it's nothing, considering the size of the space you're trying to clear. Imagine a ring with an inner width of 100km (low orbit) and an outer width if 30.000km. You'd need at least half such a ring to be able to sweep the area. That's 1,5 billion aerogel cubes. Even when you're launching one hundred of them every workday, it would take 75.000 years to get them up there.

    It can't be done.

    And that assumes that a kilometer of aerogel is actually able to stop and trap the debris. Which isn't likely anyway.

  46. Re:Cringely is an idiot. by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

    I like it. A giant magnet - suck up all the metal particles, never mind the big chunks! Give the nuclear power an ion engine and let it sweep clean whatever orbit you want.

    In the end, you get a big(ger) metal ball, which you can keep in orbit as a useful mass, or drop on your chosen enemy.

  47. [BALLMER] Magnet nets, magnet net, magnet nets... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    magnet nets, magnet nets!

    Magnet Nets, Magnet Nets, Magnet Nets, Magnet Nets, Magnet Nets![/BALLMER]

  48. Asteroid Deflection by hardihoot · · Score: 1

    Doesn't anyone realize that spacejunk is our only hope of deflecting the killer asteroid when it comes? Think of the children!

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  49. Garbage scow? Nay, space sharks! by macraig · · Score: 1

    I say we launch sharks with frikkin' frakkin' lasers to vaporize the stuff. Who cares if they'd conserve energy and momentum, they're sharks and they fry things!

  50. anime: Planetes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Recommend people check out the series "Planetes" on this topic:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planetes

    1. Re:anime: Planetes by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      It is a really good anime and right on topic. There is a manga too (which ended before the anime), but it's not as good.

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  51. Go back, start over. Way back. by SEWilco · · Score: 1
    He does need to apply a little math there. Dragging a net behind might happen due to (weak) atmospheric friction, but you're not going to sneak up behind debris and gently catch it in the net. Something in a lower orbit is moving faster relative to you, so the debris will come from 'behind'.

    Also, you're going to be waving a huge net around and hope to only get close enough to things that are traveling at speeds which are only slightly different. Somehow you have to not catch working equipment, and not get smacked by something in a path at 90 or 180 degrees. That's worse than praying for a magical 18,000 carom path.

    When you do catch something, it's not going hit right in the center of gravity so your whole contraption goes spinning. The first time that happens, your net might close around what might be in it. But it won't stop without a lot of fuel. And if you don't stop it yet somehow manage to intercept something else the something else will hit the outside of your net purse and send it spinning in another direction. If you do stop the spinning and reopen the net, the movement of opening will push your catch out and away.

    That's assuming you can actually catch anything. It's more likely that you'll blunder into the path of things moving in the wrong direction. Then the debris will be increased by bits of stuff that got hit, followed shortly by whatever is torn off by the stresses of the net trying to head off in another direction (assuming your net got hit and not your garbage trawler).

    Go look up the designs which others have done. Nets which are intended to vaporize or slow debris, electromagnetic drives, including deorbiters on new satellites.

    And, no, don't think Quark. Think Planetes.

  52. EXACTLY by bussdriver · · Score: 1

    Slowing or absorbing into something that itself is not that harmful is a much better idea! Aerogel is a brilliant idea!

    I was thinking more along the lines of some sort of gun shooting bullets of something harmless... aerogel would be perfect. similar complex issue of proper aiming and avoiding using up all the fuel.

    Another idea would be to use some sort of ION drive or something to try to stay in orbit; power source would be a problem and I'm not sure there are enough ions out there to do enough to counter a movement. Too bad the amount of power needed for a really strong magnetic pulse makes that unlikely as well (although it would have more range than a big block of aerogel.) Much of the stuff up there is partially magnetic... doesn't take much to mess up an orbit.

    Essentially this problem has been figured to be prohibitive long ago and it will take a lot more progress before we can realistically solve it; possibly many generations from now. I doubt that we'll ever get to the point where 1 nation can afford to clean while another intentionally dirties the sky (sooner or later there will be war in space-- we already leverage it heavily enough to provoke that now. )

    1. Re:EXACTLY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was thinking more along the lines of some sort of gun shooting bullets of something harmless... aerogel would be perfect. similar complex issue of proper aiming and avoiding using up all the fuel.

      F=MA. Aerogel is 99.9% sparse. To get any substantial force, you're going to have to shoot your aerogel bullets very fast.

  53. its the travelling salesman problem by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    with 18,000 destinations, all of them moving, and each with a different angle, trajectory, spin mass, etc...

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travelling_salesman_problem

    so while the idea as a real world solution is obviously impractical, its a great way to exercise computer scientist minds to dizzying distraction

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    1. Re:its the travelling salesman problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The TSP is about optimal solutions, which certainly are not required to "get the job done". Even if it was a TSP problem, near-optimal solutions to TSP exist in many domains, so your paralysis is unnecessary.

  54. He doesn't understand orbital mechanics by argent · · Score: 1

    "It won't always be possible, of course, to gain energy from each encounter, but that's why we start in a higher orbit, so as energy is inevitably lost it can be replenished by moving to a lower orbit."

    Changing to a lower orbit will increase velocity, yes, so in a sense you're trading off potential and kinetic energy... but in the sense that matters... maintaining the ability to change your orbit... it doesn't matter if you go up or down, it matters only that you are changing your orbit. Any change in orbit requires you to shed reaction mass. And it's the mass that you need to conserve, not any fuzzily defined energy.

    But wait, there is one possible solution, you could use conductive tethers. You could use them to raise your orbit by pumping current through them, or lower your orbit by running the current from them through a load, like a generator. You'd probably NOT want a polar orbit for this trick. And you'd need lots of big heavy solar panels to provide the power. Or maybe a radiothermal generator. No, that'll never fly.

    The big problem, though, is that the operational lifetime of the device has to be large enough that it results in a net reduction in trash. And it's deliberately colliding with junk? Eventually it's going to mess up and hit something with the wrong part of the device, particularly if it's using tethers for maneuvering, and now you'll need to have another net handy to collect IT as well as the trash it collected.

  55. Would it be possible.. by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

    Would it be possible to use that same gel-type stuff they used to collect tail material from that one comet? Use it almost like ballistic gel or the rubber backstop of an indoor pistol range?

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  56. Cassini probe (Re:"net"?) by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    I thought his idea is to use the momentum of Junk A to help shift into Junk B's orbit? The sequence of capture would be such that the smallest difference in orbit is selected for each item. It sort of reminds me of the Cassini Saturn probe: a moon's gravity is used to shift its orbit to fly by the next moon.

    However, there's at least three problems. First, the mass of each junk item is not known well enough to rely on. Cassini had a little bit if this problem as nobody was sure of the some of the moons' mass until after the fly-by's. (Titan is used the most because it is the largest, and its mass was known from prior probes.) It's possible to make a rough guess based on brightness and/or diameter, but space junk may vary in density more than outer-planet moons. I'd say scrap the momentum-borrowing idea and just bring enough fuel, or ion engine solar panels, to shift orbit.

    Second, computing Cassini's orbit to reduce fuel consumption was rather expensive. There's lots more space junk than Saturn moons (if you exclude the rings). Even without debris-momentum assist, the calculations are going to be tricky.

    Finally as somebody else pointed out, the net would have a difficult time dealing with a potentially wide variety of velocities and shapes. It would take some fancy foot-work and/or strong net to pull that off. I wouldn't rate it as "impossible", but it will certainly tax the best engineering minds. A proof-of-concept trial run(s) may be the best way to start.

    I would point out that the catcher wouldn't even have to come back. As long as the junk is collected in a single known location, it won't be a notable threat. A possible risk though is something coming by and tearing the net, releasing the hard-won bounty.
       

  57. Re:Cringely is an idiot. by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

        That's assuming all (or even the majority) of the debris is ferrous. Titanium, aluminum, ceramic, propulsion slag, and leaked coolant are at least some of the debris that's up there, and it would happily float past a giant magnet like it wasn't even there. Lets not forget rock debris that's been floating around up there since before we (humanity) had a space program.

        Don't forget, attraction and repulsion work both ways too. So the satellite pulls the object out of orbit a little. The object in turn would be pulling the satellite too. It's an absolutely huge 3 dimensional space, so even at 18k mph, clearing one plain would take a long time. Clearing all the plains would take an eternity. We're not talking about a few miles. According to NASA, there's debris from 300km to over 10,000km. That'd take one mighty big EM field, that I don't believe we have the ability to produce any time in the near future.

        Even the net, sheet, or garbage collecting satellite would spend an awful lot of time (and fuel) to try to collect them. The expended fuel would cause new debris too. Since we're talking about some huge orbital velocities, the impacts would make a bigger mess than they'd cure. Even something only 1kg at 18k mph at a glancing impact would likely leave fresh debris.

        I do wonder what will happen over time. From what I know about astrophysics (which isn't all that much), I would have to assume that they would eventually drift into a equatorial orbit. Ahhh, the man made rings of Earth. :)

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  58. Can you Catch a Cannonball in a Fishing Net? by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 2

    Perhaps Cringely doesn't have a clear idea what sort of debris we are dealing with here.

    No, he doesn't seem to have a clear idea of what debris is, or what orbital energy is, or how orbits work, or how BIG space is.

    It is reasonable to clear debris up from Earth orbit... but not the way he proposes.

    I'm afraid I have to agree with the people saying that this is not a workable idea. He needs to put some numbers to it. He's going to catch basketball sized objects in a net? Have he thought about what happens when a massive object hits something at several miles per second? I'd say, picture trying to catch a howitzer shell in a net, but, actually, artillery shells are snail-paced compared to orbital velocities. Here's a comparison: imagine that you're catching dynamite, and it explodes the instant you touch it, sending out shrapnel in all directions. Got that in your imagination? OK, it's a lot worse than that. (And if the answer is, well, make sure you come up on it at slow relative velocity... that means that you have to essentially match orbits with each piece of debris. This is unrealistically expensive in terms of delta-V.)

    Also, has he thought about the relative size of the net needed to sweep out a few trillion cubic kilometers of space?

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  59. Re:Cringely is an idiot. by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

        Exactly where are you getting thrust from the solar power? Solar panels are great for making electricity, but it's not like you can spin a propeller in space.

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  60. Re:Cringely is an idiot. by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

        I agree totally. He's an idiot. Most people who have read his stuff know that though.

        There's way too much space to cover. I talked with some friends in the past about the same idea, but we realized it wouldn't work, without putting ourselves in front of the world to look like idiots. :)

        I don't think putting water up would help much either. It may encourage some of the very low debris to deorbit sooner, but not the majority of the junk that's up there. The really low stuff is on it's way down already anyways.

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  61. Re:Cringely is an idiot. by fyoder · · Score: 1

    And as an added bonus, it'll accidentally take out all those pesky military satellites that don't officially exist!

    Or at least those of the other side.

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  62. Orion laser is the right solution by nawitus · · Score: 1

    The best solution is a ground based laser which simply shoots the debris, causing it to fall to ground. (If you think I don't know how orbits work, you're wrong). Anyway, google for Orion laser. It's not only feasible, it's probably pretty cheap. And it doesn't matter if access to space is not possible.

  63. Something like this will be needed after.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    The Chinese pre-emptively launch a billion piezo electric pebbles into all the military sattelite paths just before they invade Taiwan and the petroleum rich areas of the Philippines, thus sweeping all comm links and observation platforms from the sky in a matter of an hour. As well as every other satellite. to re-build the world after the[a href="http://www.missilethreat.com/missiledefensesystems/id.13/system_detail.asp">Brilliant pebbles attack, we'll need a scow.

    So it won't really matter if a few things break up. Space won't be habitable at all till some clean up is done.

  64. A problem of scale... by popo · · Score: 1

    Consider for a moment that the sphere of a high orbit is larger than the size of the earth. Then consider all the orbital altitudes (like layers of an onion) which need to be "scoured", and you're talking about an amount of space that is many times the total surface area of Earth.

    That's a whole lot of territory to cover, even for a large army of scour-ers.

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  65. The tool bag burned up on August 3, 2009 by ComputerInsultant · · Score: 1
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  66. My plan is better than Crigley's by dheltzel · · Score: 1

    I say we just send Superman up there with a big net and let him make a bunch of trips around the planet to clean everything up. Then we don't have to worry about conserving the energy in the pieces or any of that crap, because Superman has energy to spare.

    Not only is this faster and safer, but much more entertaining. I think they could actually make a profit on this, when they figure in the comic book sales.

    1. Re:My plan is better than Crigley's by Jarik+C-Bol · · Score: 1

      he'd probably end up flying around the planet backwards to many times, and set us back to the stone age. there's a lot of debris up there.

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  67. Re:Cringely is an idiot. by CantGetAUserName · · Score: 1

    One thing I have always wondered was why ice wasn't considered. It'd have to be something in a low orbit so the drag would bring it down, but wouldn't an ice projectile of an appropriate mass and velocity be sufficient to de-orbit some items? Or would the risk of shattering the target be too great?

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  68. Re:Cringely is an idiot. by wizardforce · · Score: 1

    As I had previously mentioned, the craft uses a technology otherwise known as Tether propulsion which only uses electrical energy to provide a propulsive force against Earth's magnetic field. It works like an electric motor in a way.

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  69. Re:Cringely is an idiot. by wizardforce · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You may wish to refine your knowledge of inductance which is not dependant on a material being ferromagnetic. Also, the craft is designed to sweep through about 800km^3 of space (10 km diameter bubble) every second and would be capable of cleaning a layer of space covering the whole planet 30 miles thick in a single year. More if the size of the bubble is increased.

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  70. Re:Cringely is an idiot. by wizardforce · · Score: 1

    I think that would be like trying to hit a bullet with another bullet and it's been tried with the US missile defense system with far slower moving objects and it was a complete disaster. Also, you are correct that the target would probably get broken into several pieces and pose a hazard until it burns up.

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  71. Re:Cringely is an idiot. by phoenix321 · · Score: 1

    Ion engines. Only a fraction of the propellant is exhausted, but with a very high impulse. Solar sails could provide the energy for EM acceleration.

  72. Re:Why a net? There's no resistance in space! by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    because a net can fold up and fit inside a rocket capsule.

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  73. gramer natsee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I suppose you are strategy..." ?
    Oh I see, you meant "your". :-p

    (hee hee, captcha: nastily)

  74. Translation of the summary/article by 4D6963 · · Score: 0, Troll

    "Hey guys, look at me, look at me! I'm talking about crap I don't know a goddamn thing about! Are you paying attention to me yet? Look, I'm even suggesting that in space you can go down in your orbit without losing any energy, as if it worked the same as with airplanes!! I TROLL U!!!"

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  75. after reading Cringely's rant on fax via VoIP... by marvinglenn · · Score: 1

    After reading Cringely's rant on faximile via VoIP (which exposed that he had extremely little knowledge of the underlying technical issues in the subject), I don't bother wasting my time reading anything from him that requires engineering and technical proficiency in a specialized field to intelligently discuss.

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  76. Cringely must read my posts... Or parts of them... by pjt48108 · · Score: 1
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  77. Sorry, Cringely by XNormal · · Score: 1

    The idea of deriving some energy and momentum from the captured debris is interesting. But I'm pretty sure it will not stand up to critical analysis. The relative speeds of orbits crossing through the same area in space at different inclinations or eccentricities are faster than a bullet. Even if the net survives this many types of debris captured certainly won't - they will shatter and generate lots of smaller pieces of debris. If you somehow manage to choose only encounters with speeds low enough to survive the impact it will be too slow to derive any useful energy or momentum from. This idea might be sound in principle (though I wouldn't bet on it) but wrong by several orders of magnitude in practice.

    And no, Cringely, you can't simply "trade altitude for speed" (potential energy for kinetic energy) in space to change to a different orbit. While it does not break the law of conservation of energy it definitely violates conservation of momentum. You could change momentum without spending energy via gravity assist with a third body (nothing available with enough mass in the vicinity but the moon) or using a tether. Otherwise you need to spend energy and reaction mass to change to a different orbit even if it has the same orbital energy. Space tethers are sometimes proposed for collecting space junk by people who actually understand a bit of orbital mechanics. Tethers are a very complex and mostly untested space technology we haven't mastered yet.

    Capturing all 18000+ objects in a single net?!?!? What are you smoking? Have you any idea how much mass you are talking about? Moving all this mass to all the target orbits is an unimaginable waste of delta V. Even if you could somehow derive some momentum from the captured debris the 100th piece captured will barely change the vector of this huge collected mass.

    Yes, as you say, this is a crazy idea. But it's not crazy in the "crazy enough that it might just work" kind of way. It's just plain crazy, dumb and ignorant.

    Sorry, Cringely. You have just lost whatever remains of professional respect I still had for you.

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  78. Nice idea, but it will never work. by psychogre · · Score: 1

    IANARS (I am not a rocket scientist), but have done much work-related research in the space junk population calculations.

    Many other posts have already stated that most of the pieces of junk will never be able to be captured with way, due to small size and/or relative velocity issues.

    We will never be able to effectively use space travel until we solve this. If the space junk population continues to increase, it is liable to set off a collision cascade effect (Kessler syndrome) - errant junk colliding with larger pieces to create more small pieces to collide with other objects, and so on. Kinda like a nuclear reactor, or the analogous 'room full of ping-pong-loaded mouse traps' demonstration... Space travel could be even more dangerous when this happens.

    For the time being, we can steer our craft around the larger pieces of junk that we can track, put shielding on our craft to protect us from the small pieces. But there's a size range of pieces that are too small to be tracked, but too large to be effectively shielded.

    The solution to this problem has to start at the top - take out the biggest pieces of space junk - that will reduce the chance of the collision cascade effect. A fleet of mini space tugs, each programed to safely de-orbit a specific piece of junk, should be able to put a significant dent in the problem. The use of lasers would complement the work. Hopefully, as our technology and experience increase with this, we'll be able to remove the smaller pieces as effectively.

  79. Re:Cringely is an idiot. by maitas · · Score: 1

    Sorry but I dont understand how having to a lot of electricity through "solar power and a space tether" allows a satelite to "stay in its current orbit". For what I know you need action-reaction force to keep a satelite in orbit. In fact the reason satelites stop operating is becouse the run out of propelant.
    Please explain.

  80. Re:Cringely is an idiot. by wizardforce · · Score: 1

    A Space tether can be used to boots satellites acting like a dynamo circuit if a voltage potential is applied to the tether.

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  81. Re:Cringely is an idiot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    correction: the proper link would be this one.

  82. Might be fun. by northstarlarry · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a cool idea for a video game.

  83. Bad physics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FTA:

    Dragging the net behind a little unmanned spacecraft my idea would be to go past each piece of junk in such a way that it not only lodges permanently in the net, but that doing so adds kinetic energy (hitting at shallow angles to essentially tack like a sailboat off the debris). But wait, there’s more! You not only have to try to get energy from each encounter, it helps if — like in a game of billiards or pool — each encounter results in an effective ricochet sending the net in the proper trajectory for its next encounter. Rinse and repeat 18,000 times.

    There is a basic physics problem. The whole idea that you can capture the debris and control the space ship's velocity after the collision is a flawed.

    His sailboat analogy breaks down because a sailboat does not capture the air; it deflects the air. If the space craft deflected the debris and controlled the way it "bounced off of the debris" it could control the velocity after the collision. Of course this defeats the whole point of the space craft.

    However, if the space craft captures debris then it can't control it's resulting velocity. The resulting velocity will be governed by conservation of momentum.

    Imagine playing pool with a sticky cue ball that stuck to any other balls that it struck. Because the cue ball was sticky, you'd loose the ability to control the direction of either ball after the collision. If the cue ball struck a ball that was at rest, the resulting velocity would always be 1/2 the cue ball's original velocity in the same direction.

  84. Re:Cringely is an idiot. by Unequivocal · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't a several km mag field require a lot of power? Much more than can be derived from the limited # of sq meters of solar panels available for a satellite?

  85. Re:Cringely is an idiot. by X0563511 · · Score: 1

    Not really.

    The objects pass through the field, get 'pulled' by the drag. They slow down, dropping orbit.

    Slow them down enough and they spiral into the atmosphere to burn up.

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  86. Re:Cringely is an idiot. by wizardforce · · Score: 1

    Magnetic sails use magnetic fields this large.

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  87. evolve the trajectory by Gearoid_Murphy · · Score: 1

    this is a perfect application for an evolutionary algorithm,

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  88. Re:Cringely is an idiot. by RegularFry · · Score: 1

    Except they suffer from the slight drawback of neither actually existing, nor having particularly strong fields in the first place. Besides, that doesn't solve anything - you've just swapped a nasty field generation power problem for a nasty superconductor cooling problem.

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  89. Actually, what would make far more sense... by sanermind · · Score: 1

    Actually, what would make far more sense... would be to somehow capture the trapped mass, and then eject it violently to change course so as to be able to gently-enough encounter and capture the next piece of mass, and so on. Use the junk as reaction mass to change your velocity...

    To gain altitude, fire the current junk at an downward angle which also completely cancels out it's orbital momentum, it will then fall directly to earth, and your 'scow' will gain altitude (well, a change in orbital momentum as well due to angle you need to fire it at to cancel out it's own, but you get the idea). To descend, fire it straight up a speed exceeding terminal velocity so as to escape the earth's orbit altogether (here you would have more freedom to also adjust your orbital momentum as you saw fit, by firing it at different angles... also, you could effectively -only- change your orbital momentum by firing it an extreme angle essentially perpendicular to the earth's surface, such that it would still achieve terminal velocity).

    All the thing needs is an energy source! (Well, and some serious computation) The reaction mass is already up there! :)

    This then becomes an engineering problem of how to capture and relaunch the individual pieces of junk. First off, I'd imagine you would need a sufficiently low differential in velocity to the target during the intercept/capture phase. (Of course, once again, free reaction mass abounds, as long as you can 'throw' your last captured piece with sufficient energy). Which leads to the second engineering challenge; how to very energetically expel the mass you've just captured in any direction. Well, the direction part isn't hard, gyroscopes and all... but how a machine would grapple and then violently launch an arbitrarily sized and shaped object would be the challenge.

    For ferromagnetic debris, I suppose electromagenetic coupling might allow capture, and then perhaps a robotic arm could appropriately position it's center of mass over a 'simple' extremely-high-speed piston?

    But, I can't think of any reason this couldn't necessarily work!

    ...perhaps the relative delta-v needed to move from one piece to another (compared to the force one could realistically apply to launching a given intercepted mass) would make it difficult or unviable with current technologies... any thoughts?

    (PS: This is still an engineering problem relating to the force you could realistically impart when relauching debris... for even a single atom would be more than sufficient mass if you could launch it at 99.99999999% the speed of light. :) )

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  90. Re:Cringely is an idiot. by wizardforce · · Score: 1

    synthesize the superconductor coil material in the form of a porous rope like structure that has a lot of surface area and pump superfluid Helium through it. The thermal conductivity of superfluid Helium is over 1,000x that of Copper and it has no measurable viscosity. It boils at its surface by virtue of its ultra high thermal conductivity leaving the rest of it cold enough to cool the superconductor material. combine that with a solar shade on the devide its self, a cryogenic liquification device and radiators and there shouldn't be that much of a problem with heat.
    As for the magnetic sails, so what? It's been tried in the lab and the physics is pretty well understood, it's just a matter of building it.

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  91. Re:Cringely is an idiot. by geekboy642 · · Score: 1

    The earth has a giant magnetic field. Induce a powerful opposing magnetic field in your satellite/space tether system that "pushes" against the earth's field. There's no reaction mass, but your satellite can then control its position in orbit. Most satellites don't use the space tether system, although I don't know whether that's because it's inherently impractical or merely too new/expensive/fancy.

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  92. Sounds like a job by slashdime · · Score: 1

    for Half Section!

  93. Mass Catcher (Re:"net"?) by StCredZero · · Score: 1

    the little flecks of paint, bolts, and general fragments of this and that zipping around at bulletesque velocities.
    "Bulletesque?" 17,000 miles per hour isn't "bulletesque" unless *railguns* are the norm.

    Dissipating such energies with something make of small cross-section strands isn't going to be easy. Actually, I don't think it's going to be possible with normal matter.

    The Space Colonization folks advocated huge ships in the shape of rings, trailing conical kevlar bags. (Mass catchers.) The Kevlar wasn't going to stop the incoming space-junk projectiles. (In this case, bags of lunar regolith launched into orbit from the Moon's surface.) Instead, the kevlar bags would rotate and hold a layer of Lunar regolith against its inner surface using centrifugal force. The incoming projectiles would be stopped the same way micrometeorites stop when they hit the moon.

    The easiest way to dissipate highly concentrated energy, such as that possessed by projectiles at orbital velocity, is a lot of *mass*.

  94. Re:Cringely is an idiot. by zippthorne · · Score: 1

    It's not a stupid idea. It has a stupid rationale, and many parts of it are ignorant (orbital mechanics is the biggie. You can't trade orbital energy for speed, at least not freely like an airplane. Every interaction changes the orbit. period. time them so they add up usefully if you can.) or outlandish (a net?? seriously?) but that doesn't mean it doesn't have a kernel of an interesting idea.

    I wouldn't say that I think it's a great idea, but it's definitely worthy of an AIAA paper or so worth of effort. Even if it turns out to be completely unworkable, it would be a useful exercise to work out why.

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  95. Tacking may not work in Space by AmericanInKiev · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The notion of capturing energy from objects already in orbit is intriguing - but I doubt that "tacking" is sufficient to explain how this works. Tacking occurs when two fluids are connected by airfoils; moreover, the essence of tacking requires the deflection, or bouncing, of the fluids - not the collection of same.

    So, in what way could you approach an object and steal its energy. But before that question, what does it mean to steal energy from these captured items? If the trash ends up a part of the garbage scow's orbital dynamics, then "stealing" energy is moot - unless the trash is ejected into a less energetic orbit, the scow cannot end up with a more energetic orbit - which of course defined the solution. The desired "net" may be an electromagnet on a long wire. The intercept is made with a near miss, such that trash and the scow end up like a double-star, tumbling around a common axis - then the electromagnet is released in a moment when the trash is tumbling counter-orbital, leaving the trash in an inferior (and hopefully terminal) orbit - and the scow in a new trajectory of choice - based largely on the intercept angle (to establish the tumble plane) and the release timing to select the angular acceleration.

  96. i just hope it doesn't take killing astronauts by Stan92057 · · Score: 0

    18,0000 items or not, some day it will need to be cleaned up,i just hope it doesn't take killing astronauts by space debris to get it started/done. But thats normally how things are done,someone has to die to get thing done way too many times

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  97. Better yet ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... a giant space vacuum cleaner.

    This is such a good idea, I'm off to the patent office!

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  98. Re:Cringely is an idiot. by Dirtside · · Score: 3, Funny

    You could try reading the summary next time.

    You must be new here. We don't read the summaries, let alone the friendly articles. Hell, any day now I expect most /. readers will stop reading the headlines, too, and every article will be a homogeneous mishmash of vim vs. emacs arguments, libertarian propaganda, and goatse links.

    Not that I have a problem with this, mind you.

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  99. We could have a big ole' Aerogel moon in low orbit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Our planet's own tarbaby.

  100. Big parts break up to form smaller parts by Britz · · Score: 1

    Why did you get "insightful"? The problem is that big parts hit each other and then produce A LOT of smaller parts. We need to get the big parts first. Then we can worry about small stuff. I heard they wanted to try and smoke those with "friggin lasers".

  101. First off-center collision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And that thing would be spinning like a top. Good luck trying to do guidance once that happens. I suppose it would be spin-stabilized, in an unpredictable way, but in practice it would make predicting the impact of the next piece that much harder. You'd have to spend fuel to remove the effect or have a configuration where uncontrolled spinning doesn't matter.

    It's still not much different than trying to hit a bullet with a bullet, and then predicting the ricochet for that bullet to hit another, and another, and another, 18000 times. You'd have some time in between each to assess the impact and prepare for the next one, but it sounds immensely challenging, and each time you might have an impact that trashes your "net", the sensors and thrusters that guide it, and changes its dynamics. It's an interesting idea but it sure looks impractical to implement.

  102. Space Quest? by arkenian · · Score: 1

    I know this is unmanned, but does anyone else look at this article and get nostalgia for Sierra's Space Quest series?

  103. Multi-Ball! by Gulthek · · Score: 1

    Treat it as an orbiting version of pinball. Each piece of garbage adding mass then a precise hit on a key piece of garbage to break it apart into further ricocheting pieces.

    Ding ding ding ding: multiball!

  104. Space Katamari? by skabob · · Score: 1

    This sounds like they want to roll all the things in space into a large ball, possibly visible in the night sky??
    KATAMARI!
    King of All Cosmos: We hope you can visit during the day's rolling. Like that's possible.

  105. Pinball Garbage Collection by huckamania · · Score: 1

    How about garbage collectors with bumpers that use spinning to match speed with garbage that is passing by. Objects made of metal or are valuable could be spun into a higher orbit, perhaps to intercept other garbage collectors that would slow the object down for capture. Objects with no value could be spun into lower, unstable orbits, if we are really clever, the stuff heading down could push the garbage collector higher at the same time or towards its next intercept or both.

    The garbage collector itself would not have to match speeds, just plot intercepts and bumper speeds. Since we are tracking a lot of these objects already, it should be possible to figure out in advance a mission for a garbage collector. It would take a lot of missions, but I don't see why this would be impossible.

    Also, it would look like a tie fighter and George Lucas will be forced to sponsor it...

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  106. Garbage Scow Captain by GargamelSpaceman · · Score: 1

    The phrase 'Garbage Scow' brings to mind the Star Raiders rank 'Garbage Scow Captain'. I've never heard the phrase 'Garbage Scow' anywhere else.

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  107. Ya...dumb idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like so many college ideas...

    Sounds good on the surface until you think deeply at all about the problem.

    The net is guaranteed to break. Find out the difference between speed of orbiting objects. Calculate mass. Calculate density and material strength.

    This if anything would cause a bigger problem than it solves.

    Can I get some dumb ideas posted too!

  108. Bring back Adam Quark by kvap · · Score: 1

    I'm thinking we need a return of Adam Quark!

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077066

  109. Weapon by GrEp · · Score: 1

    Cringely does realize if he replaces the word "garbage" with "another nation's military satellites" this is going to get a lot of DARPA funding :p

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  110. Just walk away. by Wargames · · Score: 1

    The problem as I see it is that the Earth is going around the sun carrying a bunch of space junk with it. This space junk make it miserable for people who want to shoot more stuff into space. Therefore, all we have to do is get all our buddies together ( the moon and other satellites we want to keep), then just stop orbitting the sun for about 4 hours (distance to the moon/helocentric velocity). Then we should be in a nice clean portion of the orbit. Usually, it is heck of alot easier to litter and walk away than it is to pick it up and put it in the trash bin. http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=distance+to+moon+%2F+speed+of+earth+orbit

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