If the Comments Are Ugly, the Code Is Ugly
itwbennett writes "What do your comments say about your code? Do grammatical errors in comments point to even bigger errors in code? That's what Esther Schindler contends in a recent blog post. 'Programming, whether you're doing it as an open source enthusiast or because you're workin' for The Man, is an exercise in attention to detail,' says Schindler. 'Someone who writes software must be a nit-picker, or the code won't work ... Long-winded 'explanations' of the code in the application's comments (that is, the ones that read like excuses) indicate that the developer probably didn't understand what he was doing.'"
An explanation may be long if it is explaining something complex that the code is doing. A long-winded comment may also be a precise one, rather than a general one: rather than an excuse, this may be an explanation.
-- IANAL, this isn't legal advice, and definitely isn't legal advice for you. Also, Squee!
Comments are good for many reasons:
1. Showing the next person what you were doing.
2. When you have to explain what you are doing, it helps you to discover possible errors in your code. Particularly logic errors.
3. It helps you if you have to come back and look at it in a few years so you will immediately have an explanation of what you were doing.
Of course for those of us who code perfectly the first time, they aren't really needed. :-)
Long-winded 'explanations' of the code in the application's comments (that is, the ones that read like excuses), indicate that the developer probably didn't understand what he was doing.'
Or that he's forced to work with people that don't.
Comments do require a bit of effort and time commitment. If you are willing to spend time on the comments your most likely going to spend more time working the code itself.
I sometimes write code for number theory algorithms. Often short-cuts and little speed ups have long proofs to justify why they work. If I expect the code to be used/read by other people I'll often include these explanations (and so I don't need to bother convincing myself later if I look at the code a year later). There's nothing wrong with long comments. Moreover, given a negative attitude towards long comments, many bad programmers will likely simply respond by not commenting their code at all. That's not good.
"Long-winded 'explanations' of the code in the application's comments (that is, the ones that read like excuses), indicate that the developer probably didn't understand what he was doing.'"
// This function kicks ass.
...
// This following code is like Chuck Norris. It doesn't know how to fail.
...
That's right, I'm an expert and I keep my code comments short and sweet. Observe:
function kick_ass()
{
while(true)
{
I once coded a function that varied depending on what quadrant (+x,+y; -x, +y; -x,-y; +x,-y) it was in. I couldn't get it to work right in the second quadrant, but finally got it working by chance and said so in my comments. The code worked, but I didn't understand why and said so. Is that bad coding? It worked!
If you don't understand why it worked, then you don't know how it worked. Consequently, you have no idea under what circumstances it won't work. Unless your unit tests enumerated every possible set of inputs, you don't actually know it worked. Just because code works for some inputs doesn't mean it works.
To maintain some sense of topicality: I don't particularly agree with the blog post. As someone with good English skills, I've read a lot of code where the English language skills (and thus spelling and grammar in the comments) of the coder are below mine, but their skills in the computer language at issue are superior to mine. Frankly, there's a far greater relationship between accuracy of the comments (do they actually describe what the code does) and the quality of the code, than there is between spelling, subject-verb agreement, and number of spaces after a period and the quality of the code. This relationship does follow the blog author's contention about coders needing to be nit-pickers.
Occasionally in my coding, I write a novel in the function header. Generally, this isn't because I don't understand the problem so much as its because I do understand the problem. I've spent hours or days understanding the problem, and the particular necessray function that implements the solution, and I don't relish spending hours or days 6 months in the future remembering what I know today. The interesting thing is that, most of the time, the novel is multiple times larger than the function - 50 lines of comment for a 20 NCLOC function isn't unheard of.
In my specialty (embedded systems, with especially tight hardware integration), there are functions that need to be written that deal with extraordinarily complex situations. Many times, the bare code tells a misleadingly simple tale - "do this, that, and the other thing", rather than (as Russ Nelson pointed out above)
but to explain all the other code that could have been written, but wasn't
. Oftentimes, the novel is there to explain all the ways to trip up in this 20-line function - e.g. unspecified hardware dependencies, subtle system dependencies, unobvious race conditions. Sometimes its there to explain why, no matter how wrong the function appears, it is actually correct.
And the worms ate into his brain.
Nowhere in "faster and cheaper" is there room for your mythic "formalized discipline."
Wait... suddenly understanding your own code is "formalized discipline"? Might I suggest your standards are simply too low? Because, in my mind, understanding your own code is in the category of "basic competency".
Oh please. Inexactitude is *not* the same thing as not understanding why something works at all. We can build miles-long bridges *specifically* because we understand the underlying physics, and anyone who built a bridge without understanding the physics of why it stood under load would be drummed out of the industry.
I am assuming you refer to the modern physics that we are all so proud of. Let me tell you that in Europe, whenever you get a real serious flooding on a major river, only one kind of bridge survives with no bruises at all: Roman bridges. They are 2000 years old, but they're still up. The crap we're building today won't be up in 2000 years, I can bet on it. Look at the mess with the bay bridge, down twice in 50 years!!!! Ah ah ahah! Kuddos to modern engineering.
That would be because the Romans had some engineering, but not the equations we have today, so they over-engineered their bridges for safety because they knew they couldn't calculate the exact, optimal configuration for the expected loads and stresses. Over-engineering is a good thing if you don't have to account to the bean-counters. The George Washington Bridge across the Hudson River was also over-engineered because they didn't know the exact tolerances, and it has held up rather well.
---dragoness