Bing Gains 10% Marketshare
samzbest writes "According to ComScore's qSearch, Microsoft's retaliation against Google search, Bing, has gained significant market share, now facilitating close to 10% of US searches. That's a gain of two large points in five months."
I said the same thing about "Slashdot" ;)
See my journal for slashdot ID's by year. Mine created in 2005. http://slashdot.org/journal/289875/slashdot-ids-by-year
Yeah. They should have named it 10^1000.
Ned: Ned... Ryerson. "Needlenose Ned"? "Ned the Head"? C'mon, buddy. Case Western High. Ned Ryerson: I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing! Ned Ryerson: got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again. Ned Ryerson: I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple times until you told me not to anymore? Well?
Phil: Ned Ryerson?
Ned: Bing!
Phil: Bing.
Invisible to writers of malware?
If I have seen further it is by stealing the Intellectual Property of giants.
It even works as verb: Keep binging that chicken!
These increases are very likely to correlate (causally, no less!) to Infection Explorer 8 being pushed hard, leveraging the majority number of computers that have M-Windows installed.
Capitalism is about having or obtaining a large quantity of something at price P, "talking it up" through Marketing or other bovine excrement until people want it, and then setting new price NP > P when they come asking for it.
Or, in clearer Slashdot format:
1) Have a large install base.
2) Push your browser hard onto the install base and set the default page to Bing (just as Google arranged with Mozilla).
3) ???? (bovine excrement)
4) PROFIT!!!
Rich And Stupid is not so bad as Working For Rich And Stupid.
This is not offtopic.
Btw Ned, can you take the day off?
Plus, it is a recursive acronym. BING: Bing Is Not Google.
can I get this analogy in a term I can understand? Like perhaps Cars per Library of Congress?
Non impediti ratione cogitationus.
I imagine you having a bar code of your google ID tattooed to your forehead.
Funny story on this one. I was talking to someone about Bing Cashback and so he went to bing and tried to navigate the site and find information about the cashback program. However, he couldn't find anything. We tried using the search and the site navigation, and it was nowhere. I knew I had seen the main cashback page, and simply said to just Google it instead. So, yes that's right, he had to Google Bing (and it was the very first result). I think that is an indication of a search engine failing when you have to use another search to even find it.
They were going to call it:
Microsoft Active Live Artificially Intelligent Search Engine
Except 1) It's not artificially intelligent and 2) that would mean it was called Microsoft Malaise...
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People who dress up little dogs in funny outfits. Definitely.
Aide-toi, le Ciel t'aidera - Jeanne D'Arc.
I use Bing when I don't want anyone to know what I am searching for. When I need a Hello Kitty Vibrator, I just look it up on Bing, Google doesn't need to know that about me.
This is because _GOOGLE_ doesn't want you using IE8 to browse their results...
While they are doing that, they ought to rename the parent company: Microsoft Is Not Google Either, or MINGE.
If I have seen further it is by stealing the Intellectual Property of giants.