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IBM Takes a (Feline) Step Toward Thinking Machines

bth writes "A computer with the power of a human brain is not yet near. But this week researchers from IBM Corp. are reporting that they've simulated a cat's cerebral cortex, the thinking part of the brain, using a massive supercomputer. The computer has 147,456 processors (most modern PCs have just one or two processors) and 144 terabytes of main memory — 100,000 times as much as your computer has."

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  1. Cool... by Blazarov · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does it keep wanting cheezburgerz all the time?

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    1. Re:Cool... by ImABanker · · Score: 5, Funny

      Does it dream of electric mice?

  2. Well I hope by Cornwallis · · Score: 5, Funny

    the first thing they teach it is to stop scratching my couch.

  3. hmmmm by Polkyb · · Score: 5, Funny

    They've spent millions teaching a computer how to destroy furnature and shit in your shoes.

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  4. Sleep Mode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now if the could just get it out of sleep mode.

    1. Re:Sleep Mode by Dannon · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just move the mouse.

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  5. First there was "Deep Thought" by Average_Joe_Sixpack · · Score: 5, Funny

    then "Deep Thought II"
    then "Deep Blue"
    next "Deep Pussy"??

  6. Nah, but it will refuse to be mouse operated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nah but it will refuse to be mouse operated ...

  7. They are a model organism for neuroscience by tpjunkie · · Score: 5, Informative

    Having done neuroscience research, (if only on a master's degree level), I can say that the cat brain is particularly well studied, mapped out, and understood by neuroscientists. It is used as a model organism by many neuroscientists, and has a number of similarities with the human brain in its layout and function, much moreso than the mouse or rat brain.

  8. A pile of neurons does not a brain make... by swm · · Score: 5, Insightful
    From TFA, it doesn't sound like they simulated the cerebral cortex of a cat.
    It sounds like they simulated a neural net with a comparable number of neurons.
    Not the same thing.

    A few days ago, Slashdot ran The Math of a Fly's Eye May Prove Useful.

    Those guys

    • reverse engineered the yaw motion detector in a fly brain
    • reduced the neural network to a set of 5 coupled, non-linear equations
    • implemented the equations on a computer
    • ran their implementation against an animated scene
    • observed that the equations correctly and robustly detect yaw

    and they still don't understand how the equations actually work.

    That's where we are with brain simulation.

  9. Re:"100,000 times as much as your computer has" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's often thought that gibibytes and tebibytes were invented to allow "giga" and "tera" to retain their conventional meanings as powers of 10 even when used to refer to quantities of data.

    However, the true reason was to enable an entirely new form of pedantry.

  10. Re:news for nerds by Hal_Porter · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, yes it is.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Symmetric_multiprocessing

    In computing, symmetric multiprocessing or SMP involves a multiprocessor computer architecture where two or more identical processors can connect to a single shared main memory. Most common multiprocessor systems today use an SMP architecture. In the case of multi-core processors, the SMP architecture applies to the cores, treating them as separate processors.

    You disagree with Wikipedia. That means you've been proven wrong in front of the whole Internet. Hang your head in shame.

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  11. Re:news for nerds by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Informative

    Technically is a single Core2Duo/Quad or Core iX CPU considered SMP? I would guess no they are not.

    Funnily enough, a single Core i7 or Opteron is SMP, but if you have multiple, then it isn't, it's NUMA because not all the processors have Symetric access to memory.

    Core 2 is SMP for all standard configurations.

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