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Capitol Police Say No To PETA Poop-Bucket Proposal

PETA found a way to make sure nobody would ever eat pork again. The organization asked permission to bring a pretend pig farm with real pigs, and 3,500 buckets filled with pig urine and waste to the US Capitol plaza. The plan would have worked too, if it hadn't been for those darn Capitol Police, and the fact that pigs are so delicious.

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  1. Inappropriate Space by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They wouldn't let them crop-dust a pretend cornfield there either - it's not an agricultural area and the drainage is all wrong.

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  2. Dear PETA by AP31R0N · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Knock it off.

    You guys are the Al Qaeda of animal rights. Any validity to your points is buried under destructiveness and attention whoring.

    You are not helping anyone. In fact you're doing more harm than good by pushing people that would be on the fence to the other side.

    People who are too callous or ignorant to care about how horribly we treat other animals aren't going to be sway by anything you do. The best hope for your supposed cause is to reach out to the middle. Not to fling poo at them.
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    i'm not going to post this anonymously, but i won't read any replies to this because i don't have enough hours in a day to reply to, let alone read all the bile. It's not worth the stress. i'm sorry that i'm not going to reply to any rational replies. You can thank your anti-animal friends for making creating such a hostile environment. It's amazing how offended people get about who i didn't have for lunch today.

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    1. Re:Dear PETA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Leave Tool out of this.