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Google Attack On the Mobile Market Rumored
xchg writes in with a somewhat speculative, though plausible, piece from WiseAndroid claiming that Google is gearing up for an all-out assault on the mobile-phone market that will include a new, Google-branded handset and the first comprehensive Google phone service with unlimited free calls. "The real breakthrough, however, will come with the marriage of the Googlephone to Google Voice, the Californian company’s high-tech phone service. Google Voice gives US users a free phone number and allows unlimited free calls to any phone in the country — landline or mobile. International calls start from... just over a penny a minute. Google Voice also uses sophisticated voice recognition to turn voicemails into emails, can block telemarketing calls automatically and offers free text messaging. Google sounded its intentions two weeks ago when it purchased a small company called Gizmo5... [E]xperts are predicting that the Googlephone will be launched in the US early next year."
Hey look it's a troll!
*snaps picture*
If you are going to troll with that tired old cut and paste material at least make it funny in some way.
Remember this:
* Dumb sucks
* Dumb and funny is fine
And with the off chance that you were actually trying to be serious and are actually that stupid. Yes, the big bad Google is so fixated on controlling us poor peons that they:
* Released the complete source code for Android for anyone and everyone to modify and do what they want with
* Released the complete source code for Chrome for anyone and everyone to modify and do what they want with
* Released the complete source code for Chrome OS for anyone and everyone to modify and do what they want with
Oh wait, that's the exact opposite of trying for total control over users...
[Bender Bending Rodriguez]Neat![/Bender Bending Rodriguez]
find . -name "noobs" -print | xargs rm -rf && echo "pwnd."
What the hell? "Troll?" I'm stating my personal experience with a service and I get branded a "troll." Nice.
find . -name "noobs" -print | xargs rm -rf && echo "pwnd."
What the hell? "Troll?" I'm stating my personal experience with a service and I get branded a "troll." Nice.
I find that by doing what the psychologists call "desensitization" I can relax a bit more. So, you need to desensitize. I haven't done it in a day or two, so I'll show you:
Slashdot, gives the ignorant dumb fuckers mod points. I think they have a script that checks to see how ignorant and stupid your posts are and if you meet a certain benchmark, then they give you mod points.
See? I'll get a minus one some fucking thing and you know what? Not a goddamn fucking thing will happen. I'll go on tomorrow doing whatever what I'm doing. The mods will feel all rough and tough for upholding the community standards or some such nonsense, so they'll feel good. I feel good for explaining desensitization. And you'll see someone who gave it back to the dumbasses who modded you down.
It's a win/win/win!
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It's NOT me! It's the meds! I'm on 1000mg of Fukitol.
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