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LHC Knocked Out By Another Power Failure

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the future-gremlins-are-watching dept.

known_ID writes "The Large Hadron Collider — the most puissant particle-punisher ever assembled by the human race — has suffered another major power failure, knocking not only the atom smasher itself but even its associated websites offline."

5 of 338 comments (clear)

  1. Re:Live Report by Yvan256 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    It's a bees invasion from another dimension! Run for your life!

  2. Re:I'm writing this comment from 2017 by mantis2009 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Whoever modded this +1 Informative, you are awesome. I would +1 Funny your entire life if I could.

  3. No Star Trek jokes in this thread, oh, sorry... by hughbar · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I'd just like to warn people from posting:

    Scotty, I need more power!

    style jokes here, I'm just quoting, not actually making the joke itself...

    --
    On y va, qui mal y pense!
  4. In other news... by kdawson+(3715) · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    This might just be a last-minute chance for me to lose my virginity. They take the LHC off for another year, and I *know* I can pull it off this time!!


    Any takers? :)

    1. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      If you want to lose your cyber-virginity, PM me.
       
      -timothy