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Man "Beats" World of Warcraft

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the and-you-thought-your-life-was-empty dept.

Precision pointed out that a Taiwanese man has been named the first ever person to successfully beat World of Warcraft, getting all 986 achievements, completing 5906 quests and /hugging 11 players. Insert joke here. There are many.

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  1. insert joke here by kv9 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Wow that's all sorts of gay.

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    1. Re:insert joke here by ground.zero.612 · · Score: -1, Troll

      Back in the bad old Bronze Age, maybe they had merit.

      Today with refrigeration? I eat raw sushi all the time. Incest has also been identified as 'not that bad'. The more we learn, the less these simplistic rules apply.

      Taboos are just the antiquated ideas that helped an ancient culture get by...they become increasingly irrelevant in our modern science-based society if you ask me.

      So what you're really saying is that we should all go have buttsex with faggots because instead of HIV, hepatitis, and herpes; we'll contract rainbows? Rape is now good and instead of flirting, dating, and having consensual sex we should just thump the women we wish to copulate with on the head, and force it upon them like an animal would? Murder is now great and instead of just saying "I wish that brother raping homo would die" we should just to kill them where they stand?

      Boy, when you take it to the extremes that everyone knows would be the true end result... I sure am glad society invented taboos because I think rape, incest, murder, and homosexuality are crimes against humanity. Disgusting evil crimes against humanity.

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  2. Re:To Everyone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    F Off, Karma whore.

  3. We've now identified... by adosch · · Score: 0, Troll

    We've now identified the first known, and clearly single, Mt. Dew-crazed, Oreo-gluttonous Taiwanese man who still lives in his parent's basement. Weather at 6.

  4. Re:Of course by Ploum · · Score: -1, Troll

    That's why I'm moderately excessive and I piss on all those excessively moderated bastard.

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