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CRIA Faces $60 Billion Lawsuit

jvillain writes "The Canadian Recording Industry Association faces a lawsuit for 60 billion dollars over willful infringement. These numbers may sound outrageous, yet they are based on the same rules that led the recording industry to claim a single file sharer is liable for millions in damages. Since these exact same companies are currently in the middle of trying to force the Canadian government to bring in a DMCA for Canada, it will be interesting to see how they try to spin this."

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  1. We need to get rid of the industry middle men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    So that the artists might be more directly ripped off by the filesharing.

  2. my bet by sofar · · Score: 2, Funny

    is they'll never pay a fine. guess how?

    1. Re:my bet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      They'll put it on their "Fines Pending" list.

  3. Re:Whoever funds those companies... by biryokumaru · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nah, they wouldn't be concerned until it said something outrageous, like $60,000,000,000.

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  4. Re:Irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now please go f*ck yourself.

    I think you mean "Take off, hoser!"

  5. Raise your hand if ... by Skapare · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... you think big corporations, especially investor owned ones, are fundamentally honest.

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  6. Re:CRIA will never get nailed for this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Riiiight, the Conservatives are not corrupt, you keep on believing that, sucker.

  7. Hey CRIA! by Hurricane78 · · Score: 4, Funny

    CRIA me a river!

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  8. Perfection by DJRumpy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sometimes life just balances out. Should this pan out, it would be a day to celebrate. Karma is a BITCH ;)

  9. Re:Irony by Fluffeh · · Score: 4, Funny

    Good god, I think I opened my Christmas presents early by reading this article...

    If there is such a thing as a glee/giggle dance, I just did it.

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  10. Re:Irony by PachmanP · · Score: 1, Funny

    We are not part of any empire save our own.

    Ah yes, the vast Canadian Empire. At one time covering up to 6.7% of the land area of the earth. It was a fearsome empire with the children trained from birth to hurl rocks across frozen lakes and ice fish.

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  11. Re:Irony by BlueStraggler · · Score: 2, Funny

    I suppose that technically the GG could refuse to give royal accent to the new law

    Canadian Law would be much funnier if given in the royal accent.

  12. Re:This isn't irony... by gmhowell · · Score: 4, Funny

    GP thinks irony is like rain on your wedding day.

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  13. Re:CRIA? same as RIAA: they're WESU ! by roesti · · Score: 4, Funny

    I had previously suggested that RIAA was just a disguise, a mask used by the Big4 companies behind RIAA, and suggested that we actually refer to them by name: Warner, EMI, Sony, and Universal. Together they form the acronym WESU, as in "We sue! Yes, we do!"

    That's for the US, though. This is the Canadian affiliate, WESUC.

  14. Re:Irony by Xelios · · Score: 2, Funny

    Rick Mercer (Canada's version of Jon Stewart) did a great explanation of this very system and how it works, using that event as an example. Funny too.

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  15. Re:Irony by draco664 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sorry to break the bad news to you.

    If you have the queen on your money you are British... Sorry to break the bad news to you.

    The same way that if you have a pyramid on your money you are Egyptian?