Monkeys With Syntax

jamie writes "The Campbell's monkey has a vocabulary with at least six types of basic call, but new research published in the PNAS claims that they combine them and string them together to communicate new meanings. (Login may be required on the NY Times site.) For example, the word for 'leopard' gets an '-oo' suffix to mean 'unseen predator.' But when that word is repeated after 'come over here,' the combination means 'Timber!' — a warning of falling trees. Scientists have known for some time that vervet monkeys have different warning calls for different predators — eagle, leopard, and snake — but unlike the Campbell's monkeys, vervets don't combine those calls to create new meanings, a key component of syntax. The researchers plan to play back recordings to the monkeys to test their theories for syntax errors."

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Re:It was the blurst of times.

[cyphercell]

Damn homie that's pretty clever! Did you think of it all by yourself? It's kind of like this word I remember as a kid - shart, it means when you shit/fart get it? Your definition for a phrase though is pretty unique. It's almost as good as shart, it's just not as funny, creative, or intelligible. Keep trying though I'm sure one day you'll come with something that could feasibly be accredited to a dimwitted 10 year old.

Re:It was the blurst of times.

[cyphercell]

Fuck you, you shriveled dick worthless shit for brains moderators, I've got a god-damned point.

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how about:

  "Religious Freedom" - the freedom to bitch slap religious people.
  "Human Rights" - The right to fuck the right, right in the ass.

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