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Slashdot Turns 100,000

This entry represents the 100,000th story posted on Slashdot. Technically this is a bit late since we're missing the first few months of stories from the DB, but there are now 100k items in the story database and I thought that milestone was worthy of sharing with the universe. We've come a long way in the last 12 years, and while the site isn't always exactly what I want it to be, I'm very proud of the work done by our thousands of submitters and by the editors our readers have "affectionately" referred to as "The Slashdot Janitors" for so many years. Special grats to timothy who is just short of his 17,000th story and is far and away the most prolific person here. The hall of fame has a few other bits of trivia.

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  1. 100,000 stories? by canajin56 · · Score: 5, Funny

    There may be 100,000 stories, but what's that without dupes though? 1000, 2000 tops? ;)

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  2. Re:lowest account number? by ModernGeek · · Score: 4, Funny

    You have to hold a four or five digit UID to wake them from the darkness, otherwise they won't listen and will continue to hide.

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  3. >65,635 stories? by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Funny

    At least we know they used the right data type for the stories ;)

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  4. Re:Age and quality. by ModernGeek · · Score: 4, Funny

    I credit the moderation system.

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  5. Re:lowest account number? by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny

    You have to hold a four or five digit UID to wake them from the darkness, otherwise they won't listen and will continue to hide.

    Only one way to find out:

    ``Pl'ngooi hglw'grtz Natalie Portman /. wgah'nagl b00bies petran''
    (In a pool of hot grits at Slashdot, Natalie Portman lies naked and petrified.)

    Thanks for 100,000, Taco and Company.

  6. 100,000 is not a round number... by Stephen+Williams · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...to a geek. We should hold off celebrating until the next power of two. Looking forward to the 131,072nd story!

    -Stephen

  7. Re:Age and quality. by DAldredge · · Score: 5, Funny

    You mean the same moderating system that hasn't given me mod points in 4 or 5 years?

  8. Re:Age and quality. by Firehed · · Score: 5, Funny

    I haven't gotten mod points in quite a while either. That's why it's successful!

    Wait a second...

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  9. Re:lowest account number? by Darth · · Score: 4, Funny

    You have to hold a four or five digit UID to wake them from the darkness, otherwise they won't listen and will continue to hide.

    I have a five digit UID and am nihilistic enough to awaken eldritch horrors purely out of curiosity to see what would happen.

    Is there a man page for it?

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  10. Congrats and thanks by Sebilrazen · · Score: 3, Funny

    /. keeps me from productively working myself out of a job.

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  11. Re:lowest account number? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Funny

    I had a really low one but lost that account..

    Me too.

    My really low account number was one lower than your really low account number, but I lost it. I think it's somewhere in a dresser drawer, next to the keys to my other car, which is a Porsche 911 GT3 RS and has a kicking sound system.

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  12. well by Phantom+of+the+Opera · · Score: 5, Funny

    that woke me up, but I think I saw someone in double digits somewhere around here.

    // fomerly - Phantom of the Operating System

    // curse you shrinking varchar!

    1. Re:well by Owyn · · Score: 5, Funny

      Like this one? I only post in low id threads these days, if I stumble across one. Ha.

      I still read slashdot, I just don't really have time to moderate/post comments...

  13. Re:Age and quality. by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, that one. Apparently it's been giving me all your mod points. Most weeks, I get more mod points then I can have time for.

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  14. Re:Age and quality. by Xugumad · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oi, 6-digit, get off my lawn :)

  15. Re:Age and quality. by bertoelcon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Having all your comments rated highly and $1 will buy you a cup of coffee at your local diner.

    My local diner coffee costs $1.50 plus tax you insensitive clod.

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  16. Re:Age and quality. by mooingyak · · Score: 4, Funny

    Having all your comments rated highly and $1 will buy you a cup of coffee at your local diner.

    My local diner coffee costs $1.50 plus tax you insensitive clod.

    Putting the value of having all your comments rated highly at approx $0.50

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  17. Re:lowest account number? by bertoelcon · · Score: 5, Funny

    When did you find the time to log on? Aren't there kids in your lawn that need to be told get off?

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  18. Re:lowest account number? by thoth · · Score: 5, Funny

    I remember a few times the "low UID" issue came up (for no other reason than asking who's got a low uid??)

    Somebody was bragging about their low UID (2 digits) and Taco responded "pwned".
    Another time the discussion was about if people with low UID's posted useful info, and user #11 (I think) said "nope just pointless comments really". ;)

    I see Palpatine posted below, #94 that's pretty low!

  19. Re:not to toot my own horn by Valdrax · · Score: 3, Funny

    What, were you waiting for the statute of limitations to run out before confessing or something?

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  20. Re:lowest account number? by sho-gun · · Score: 3, Funny

    ``Pl'ngooi hglw'grtz Natalie Portman /. wgah'nagl b00bies petran''
    (In a pool of hot grits at Slashdot, Natalie Portman lies naked and petrified.)

    Thanks for 100,000, Taco and Company.

    *blinks* Did someone say something? I thought I felt a "disturbance" in my "force"

  21. 100,000 includes the dups by karnowski · · Score: 4, Funny

    What CmdrTaco failed to mention is that when you remove all the duplicate articles they're only at 75,654.

  22. How to get the llowest account number by tomhudson · · Score: 3, Funny

    Keep registering accounts until it overflows - you'll then have the lowest number possible ... $MAX_NEGATIVE_VALUE.

  23. Re:the days of old by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 4, Funny

    I remember reading posts like yours in the days of old, decrying the decline of /.

    Back in those days, people really knew how to decry the decline of /.

  24. Re:12 Years, 100k stories. by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 4, Funny

    but really, were would any of us be without Slashdot?

    Working?

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  25. Re:Age and quality. by GaryOlson · · Score: 4, Funny

    You have succumbed to the overpowering hum of groupthink.
    All your thought are belong to us.

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  26. Re:Age and quality. by religious+freak · · Score: 4, Funny

    how do you determine your meta-mod status?

    Guessing.

    But it was fairly obvious. I was consistently given mod points for years, until I moderated the heck out of a story in which I was of the complete opposite opinion of 80% of the comments in the story. So I positively moderated those that agreed with my point of view (and made valid, logical points). Within one month of my moderation, I lost the ability to obtain mod points for 13 months (kind of an interesting-to-know timeframe).

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  27. Re:Groan by hjf · · Score: 4, Funny

    # cowboyneal

    there, fixed it for ya.
    signed,
    grammar nazi

  28. Re:Age and quality. by krelian · · Score: 4, Funny

    I agree!