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Sci-Fi Author Peter Watts Beaten, Charged During Border Crossing

JoeGee writes "On December 8th, Canadian sci-fi author Peter Watts, author of the Rifters trilogy and Blindsight, was crossing the US/Canadian border at Port Huron, Michigan when he was involved in an altercation with US Border Patrol agents. According to Watts, he was beaten, left half-naked in a cold cell, and finally dumped on the Canadian side of the border with no coat. A legal consultant from the Electronic Frontier Foundation was successful in helping a civil rights lawyer in Michigan free Watts. Watts faces US charges of assaulting a federal officer. Based on the accounts, one can assume Watts did so by hitting the officer's hand with his face. If convicted, Watts faces two years in a US Federal prison."

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  1. Wow, by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 4, Funny

    They should give the border patrol the Nobel Peace Prize for keeping America safe.

    1. Re:Wow, by dryeo · · Score: 3, Funny

      I guess I just don't understand the reference to Nightwatch. I doubt that anyone thinks the American border guards are vampires as in the movie, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_Watch_(2004_film).
      Anyways my apologies if I've misunderstood you. It seems to get harder and harder to communicate with Americans as their fork of English moves further away from English.

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  2. first reports are often wrong by Presto+Vivace · · Score: 5, Funny

    on the other hand, this may be another victory in the war on tourism.

  3. Re:Searching for 'Watt, charged' pun by SilverHatHacker · · Score: 2, Funny

    I for one am shocked.

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  4. Re:Searching for 'Watt, charged' pun by trickyrickb · · Score: 1, Funny

    infact once i get one, they'll be a whole battery of them to follow

  5. Re:Charges... by ddegirmenci · · Score: 5, Funny

    That actually gave me the idea that I might, somehow, be able to cause a stack overflow in the police. I guess I'll be trying that the next time I'm arrested...

  6. Re:Searching for 'Watt, charged' pun by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 5, Funny

    watt charged with resistance

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  7. Re:Searching for 'Watt, charged' pun by DurendalMac · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe they thought that he'd stolen some precious joules.

  8. Cue all the police-loving comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Come on guys, let's hear it.

    "Watts had it coming."

    "They were just doing their job."

    "He should have kept his mouth shut."

    "Sieg Heil!"

    You pro-police assholes who jerk off to cop shows and cheer on police brutality have your chance to come out of the woodwork, as you always do, to tell us all how being a cop is so "stressful", and this kind of thing "just happens" from time to time, and we need to "deal with it".

    Come on, out with it.

  9. Re:Put him away... by maxume · · Score: 3, Funny

    And make sure Neal Stephenson wrote it.

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  10. Re:Charges... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's much easier just to find max_int with max_doughnuts, and a cascade fitness failure will flunk them all from service.

    Ever see a skinny cop abusing someone's inalienable rights? Course not.

  11. Was there a backwards 'B' on his face? by rolfwind · · Score: 2, Funny

    You know, for Border Guard?

  12. hitting an officers hand with your face? by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well if he was dumb enough to do that then he deserves what he got.

  13. Re:Searching for 'Watt, charged' pun by colinrichardday · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is that the current state of the charges, or is there potential for more?

  14. Re:Charges... by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 4, Funny

    Fuck the Police!

    I FTP every day.

    Your private life is your own business.

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  15. Re:Boarder Security by DieByWire · · Score: 2, Funny

    As a Canadian I will never understand why the US is so eager about its boarder security with Canada.

    Remember USAir 1549? Canadian geese, wise guy. You won't get one past us again.

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  16. I'm sure all he did . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    . . . was ask for orange juice. Poor bastard.

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