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Super-Earths Discovered Orbiting Nearby, Sun-Like Star

likuidkewl writes "Two super-earths, 5 and 7.5 times the size of our home, were found to be orbiting 61 Virginis a mere 28 light years away. 'These detections indicate that low-mass planets are quite common around nearby stars. The discovery of potentially habitable nearby worlds may be just a few years away,' said Steven Vogt, a professor of astronomy and astrophysics at UCSC. Among hundreds of our nearest stellar neighbors, 61 Vir stands out as being the most nearly similar to the Sun in terms of age, mass, and other essential properties."

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  1. mmmm by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 2, Funny

    61 virgins...... drool.....

    1. Re:mmmm by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 3, Funny

      I never said I was straight.

      of course since it's the internet, I'm actually a 12/f/CA.

    2. Re:mmmm by TheEmpyrean · · Score: 5, Funny

      61 Virgins? Can I trade them for 8 slutty broads that know what they're doing?

    3. Re:mmmm by Kugrian · · Score: 5, Funny

      /me puts on his robe and wizard hat.

    4. Re:mmmm by Red+Flayer · · Score: 4, Funny

      Else you could teach the virgins what you like and help them develop their own tastes

      FWIW, the two major inputs to their tastes are diet and sanitary practices. I heard vegans taste better.

      (Just trying to think outside the box)

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    5. Re:mmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Virgin number one found.

  2. Fishy... by chocomilko · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hey! I thought it was supposed to be 70 Virginis.

    Something tells me that these astronomers are keeping Virginis 1 through 9 to themselves. Grab your torches and pitchforks, kids.

    1. Re:Fishy... by Kratisto · · Score: 3, Funny

      You're mistaken. Virgins one through nine ARE the scientists.

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  3. Re:Yes, nearby by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not so much a problem for the folks on the spacecraft, relativity can make the journey very manageable for them. They better not think about returning home to see Grandma though...

    So space will be colonized by people with dysfunctional families?

  4. Re:Yes, nearby by beefnog · · Score: 5, Funny

    What'd probably happen is about five years (as the travelers perceive it) after launch we'll develop faster-than-light travel and interrupt their journey. Or maybe just let them ride it out as a curious time capsule to cruise by and show buttcheek to.

  5. Re:Yes, nearby by jbezorg · · Score: 3, Funny

    So space will be colonized by people with dysfunctional families?

    Sorry folks, planet's closed. The six legged moose like creature out front should have told you.

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  6. Super War by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I say it is high time we develop a warp ship capable of carrying the combined military might of the entire planet to this system.

    We'll move quickly, from one "Super" Earth to the next, conquering indigenous peoples and enslaving them to toil in our mines until the planet is naught but a smoldering husk, a shadow of what used to be.

    Then we'll see who is "Super".

    Who's with me!?!

  7. Re:Yes, nearby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    At .0002c, it would take about 14000 years to get there, but the lucky astronauts would only experience 13999.99972 years. Sign me up!

  8. Re:Yes, nearby by roc97007 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why should space be any different?

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  9. oblig... by nih · · Score: 0, Funny

    found to be orbiting 61 Virginis

    now to be known as the slashdot system...

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  10. Re:Yes, nearby by AnotherUsername · · Score: 2, Funny

    No guidance systems? Interesting idea...

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  11. Re:Yes, nearby by Penguinshit · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's no moon...

  12. Re:Yes, nearby by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Funny

    for comparison, the space shuttle (68,000 kg) going at half the speed of light will have a kinetic energy of 9.455x10^20 joules. Again, for comparison, the total solar flux of the earth is about 1.75x10^17 watts, while total human power consumption is around 16x10^12 watts.

    Protip: for easy comparison of VLNs, make sure they are in the same units (although anyone on slashdot should know that 1 Joule is equal to one Watt-Second).

    But anyway, your numbers make the answer quite clear. We need a nuclear fusion reactor to propel our spacecraft, and it needs to have about 10,000 times the energy output of the sun. Quite doable. We know of stars with 100,000 times the energy output of the sun, we just need to harness one of those to the shuttle, shutter the front half of it, and we'll get plenty of energy pushing us forward.

    Now we only need to figure out a way to get to that 10,000x star.

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  13. Re:dissapointing by Whiternoise · · Score: 2, Funny

    Death by Snoo Snoo? "The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised."

  14. Re:Yes, nearby by TapeCutter · · Score: 2, Funny

    No mention of warp drive? Please deposit your geek card into the nearest shreader.

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  15. Re:Yes, nearby by cusco · · Score: 2, Funny

    My chip stopped working a couple days after I started playing around with that old radar set I found at the junk store . . .

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