Super-Earths Discovered Orbiting Nearby, Sun-Like Star
likuidkewl writes "Two super-earths, 5 and 7.5 times the size of our home, were found to be orbiting 61 Virginis a mere 28 light years away. 'These detections indicate that low-mass planets are quite common around nearby stars. The discovery of potentially habitable nearby worlds may be just a few years away,' said Steven Vogt, a professor of astronomy and astrophysics at UCSC. Among hundreds of our nearest stellar neighbors, 61 Vir stands out as being the most nearly similar to the Sun in terms of age, mass, and other essential properties."
Yes, a mere 28 light years away. So all we need to do is get in the fastest spacecraft we've ever built and we can be there in just about 150,000 years.
Who's coming with me?!?!?
SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
High gravity + Close to its star = big fat, sweaty alien women.
I'll get excited when we find a planet about 93 million miles away from its star, the proper solar light properties for blue skin and near earth gravity. I've always had a thing for blue skinned alien girls.
How's that? I'm sure that it's possible to find at least 61 virgins on /. In fact, I think you are the right place if you're looking for virgins.
Knowledge is power. Knowledge shared is power lost.
Why is everyone surprised that super-earths are orbiting other stars? I've always wondered that.
Anyway in case anyone hasn't RTFA (or noticed the light-gray on white links at the top of the oklo.com page) you yourself can help them search for nearby earths by downloading the tool at http://oklo.org/downloadable-console/ while you're still unemployed.
I say it is high time we develop a warp ship capable of carrying the combined military might of the entire planet to this system.
We'll move quickly, from one "Super" Earth to the next, conquering indigenous peoples and enslaving them to toil in our mines until the planet is naught but a smoldering husk, a shadow of what used to be.
Then we'll see who is "Super".
Who's with me!?!
61 Virgins? Can I trade them for 8 slutty broads that know what they're doing?
/me puts on his robe and wizard hat.
FWIW, the two major inputs to their tastes are diet and sanitary practices. I heard vegans taste better.
(Just trying to think outside the box)
"Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai