Project Honey Pot Traps Billionth Spam
EastDakota writes "Project Honey Pot today announced that it had trapped its 1 billionth spammer. To celebrate, the team behind the largest community sourced project tracking online fraud and abuse released a full rundown of statistics on the last five years of spam. Findings include: spam drops 21% on Christmas Day and 32% of New Year's Day; the most spam is sent on Mondays, the least on Saturdays; spammers found at least 956 different ways to spell VIAGRA (e.g., VIAGRA, V1AGRA, V1@GR@, V!AGRA, VIA6RA, etc.) in mail received by the Project; and much more."
Project Glory Hole has announced that it has trapped CmdrTaco. To celebrate, the team behind this has posted pictures of CmdrTaco's micropenis across the internet.
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How was copper wiring invented? Two Jews fighting over a penny!
How could you make a nigger commit suicide? Toss a bucket of KFC into traffic.