Smuggler-Proof Toilets Come To Canadian Prisons

Canadian federal prison guards will no longer have to draw straws to see who gets to do the most hated job in prison, search feces for contraband. Their savior is a specially designed toilet called the Drugloo. According to the company website, "feces are washed into an attached recovery container by automatic sprays. There water and anti-microbial fluids are used to separate and wash any drug packages. The package then goes into a sealed chute and from there is dropped directly into an evidence container, without anyone having touched the item."

Comments

So...

[NI4NI]

now it'll just be the guards smuggling dope in?

Re:Questions

[budgenator]

I only see these being installed in select locations. Usually a Female Visitor will smuggle the contraband into the visiting room in their vagina, which is removed in the bathroom. After the bathroom visit the contra-band which is most often currency, is slipped to the inmate who will swallow it while eating some chips or whatever from the vending machines. The inmate then retrieves it the next day, this is where the evidence securing toilet will be used. Currency is highly prized inside because most drugs are smuggled in by the guards and other employees and they aren't interested in stamps or cigarettes for payment.