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Lake On Titan Winks From a Billion Kilometers Away

The Bad Astronomer writes "NASA's Cassini spacecraft took an image of Saturn's giant moon Titan earlier this year that serendipitously provides proof of liquid (probably methane) on its surface. The picture shows a glint of reflected sunlight off of a monster lake called Kraken Mare (larger than the Caspian Sea!). Scientists have been getting better and better evidence of liquid methane on Titan, but this is the first direct proof."

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  1. Liquid Methane Eh? by bertoelcon · · Score: 1, Funny

    Thats what I call it when it doesn't come out as ass gas.

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    1. Re:Liquid Methane Eh? by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      Where's the TMI mod when you need it?

    2. Re:Liquid Methane Eh? by ozmanjusri · · Score: 3, Funny
      Thats what I call it when it doesn't come out as ass gas.

      Read the name of the "lake", - Kraken Mare.

      It's just a big puddle of sea-monster piss, nothing exciting at all.

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    3. Re:Liquid Methane Eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Way to explain the joke, asshole.

  2. Re:billion kilometers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mod parent +1E0 Informative but Pedantic.

  3. Re:billion kilometers by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Its called a terameter. What is the point of the metric system if you don't use the other scales?

    That unit would scare away readers. "Yikes! A terameter-high terrorist!"
         

  4. Re:Fossil Oxidisers by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Frozen Nitrous Oxide anyone?

    Pssshh. Don't make me laugh.

  5. Re:How do they know it's methane by daveime · · Score: 4, Funny

    ALL THESE FARTS ARE YOURS. USE THEM WISELY, AND DON'T LIGHT ANY NAKED FLAMES.

    EXCEPT TITAN. ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE, BECAUSE IT BLOODY STINKS.

    Filter error: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING. Yes, right, I'm sure Stanley Kubrick told Arthur C. Clarke the same thing when they were finalizing the screenplay. So now I'm reduced to typing a lot of mindless garbage just to get around the lousy Slashdot filter.

  6. Re:billion kilometers by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1, Funny
    Its called a terameter.

    A terameter is a tool for measuring teras.

    A terametre is a unit of distance.

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  7. Re:billion kilometers by ctmurray · · Score: 2, Funny

    Its called a terameter. What is the point of the metric system if you don't use the other scales?

    Because then everyone would have to look up teramer and google would crash under the /. rush.

  8. Re:billion kilometers by ozmanjusri · · Score: 2, Funny
    Both are acceptable.

    Of course. And so is "1 inch = 25.4 millimeters"

    Let's face it, this isn't rocket science, is it?

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