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Verizon Removes Search Choices For BlackBerrys

shrugger writes "I picked up my BlackBerry this morning to do a search and noticed Bing as my default search engine. I thought this was very strange, since I didn't pick this setting. I went to change it back to Google and, to my chagrin, Bing was my only option! Apparently Verizon has pushed an update that removes all search providers except Bing. Thanks a lot Verizon!" The Reg notes: "The move is part of the five-year search and advertising deal Verizon signed with Microsoft in January for a rumored $500m."

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  1. Do you hear me now?? by kiloechonovember · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh we hear you Verizon, apparently you just don't care.

    1. Re:Do you hear me now?? by ta+bu+shi+da+yu · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ah, the wonderful sound of thousands of cancelled contracts! Nothing quite like it.

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    2. Re:Do you hear me now?? by tenton · · Score: 5, Funny

      Divorce her and leave her the phone. That'll teach her.

    3. Re:Do you hear me now?? by Skreems · · Score: 3, Funny

      What? But the 'Droid is so AWESOME! It's got all those shiny red lights and mechanical arms and giant bulky keyboard, and it insults the fuck out of other phones! How could you not want to be a part of that???

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    4. Re:Do you hear me now?? by Jaxoreth · · Score: 1, Funny

      In Soviet Russia, sharks with lasers welcome YOU!

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  2. Bing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bing, the sound of thousands of Verizon customers finding a new provider...

    1. Re:Bing... by amRadioHed · · Score: 3, Funny

      "bing" means ailment in Mandarin. It could be a coincidence, I'm just saying...

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  3. Re:Remind me how much AT&T sucks again by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 4, Funny

    There's a map for that? =)

  4. Re:That doesn't sound like a "push" to me . . . by SpecBear · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think "thrust" might be more appropriate here.

  5. Pork chop ugly by HangingChad · · Score: 2, Funny

    The move is part of the five-year search and advertising deal Verizon signed with Microsoft in January for a rumored $500m.

    Reminds me of my dad saying someone was so ugly you had to hang a pork chop around their neck to find them a date. If Microsoft search is so great, why do they have pay Verizon a half-billion dollars to be their friend?

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  6. Re:You mean Fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    and I thought he meant Fsck

  7. Re:You mean Fuck by Culture20 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Honestly how angry can you be if you still have to censor the word fuck?

    Parent wasn't censoring, that was globbing. It expresses all of the following:
    Feedback you Verizon
    Fetlock you Verizon
    Flack you Verizon
    Flapjack you Verizon
    Flashback you Verizon
    Fleck you Verizon
    Flick you Verizon
    Flintlock you Verizon
    Flock you Verizon
    Flyspeck you Verizon
    Forelock you Verizon
    Frock you Verizon
    Fuck you Verizon
    Fullback you Verizon
    and more!!

  8. Re:You mean Fuck by nacturation · · Score: 4, Funny

    Also:

    Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth. And if Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he would smack you Verizon.

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  9. Re:Droid by plover · · Score: 4, Funny

    Actually, the iPhone lets you change your search provider in the configuration settings.

    Yeah, I can set the check mark next to either Google or Yahoo. Now there's real "Freedom of Choice."

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  10. Re:You mean Fuck by Jaxoreth · · Score: 3, Funny

    You reserve the right to self censor. We reserve the right to call it ridiculous, pointless and to mock it mercilessly.

    And to miss the irony, apparently.

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