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iPhone 4 Rumors Rumble
padraic_93 writes "Information has become available which reveals development is underway for the new iPhone 4, as well as suggestions of features and Apple's plans for the phone.
A report on PinchMedia, which made repeated use of the term 'iPhone 4,' was cited on the website MacRumors, though the website admitted that such reports can often be forged. The report also made allusions to a 'Corporate Event' planned for June 28th — July 2nd 2010, which have been taken as referring to the next WWDC."
A related rumor holds that Apple has ordered 40-45 million 5-megapixel cameras, which might hint at new functionality.
Alright gentlemen, I'm in a bit of a bind. You see, I had some time here in my cubicle where my boss and co-workers were out to lunch (I'm across the pond from you Yanks). After already eaten a huge burrito I felt the need to "break wind." Figuring that it'd be courteous to do so along I let her rip. Well, now my co-workers and boss are back in the office. And now I think I might have accidentally shat myself.
I'm pretty sure I feel the warm stream of feces running down my leg as I'm now typing this. So what am I to do? I'm pretty positive that my co-workers can smell what's going on, judging by the stench. The bathroom is way down the hall past my boss' office. If he stops me while I'm walking by I fear that he will immediately know what's going on as well. Heck, even if I make it to the bathroom I don't have a change of clothes and my pants are practically stained all the way through...