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More on the Waterworld Goldilocks Planet

goldilocksmission writes with this snippet from Goldilocks Mission: "News spread recently about a super-earth-sized planet that has been recently discovered to contain one of the most essential compounds for life to exist in the universe: water. ... GJ1214b is a massive planet that can house about six earths and is about forty light-years away from us. ... The significant discovery leap of detecting Gliese 581d to the more goldilocks planet oriented GJ1214b is a testament to the advances in the technology of detecting earth-like exoplanets."

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  1. Re: one of the most essential compounds for life by ibsteve2u · · Score: 4, Funny

    I thought it was going to say beer.

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  2. Re:Goldilocks? by Scrameustache · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't get the Goldilocks reference. Is it because this planet is "just right"? If so, shouldn't it be called the Baby Bear planet?

    If you find a baby bear planet you're probably about to be mauled by a mama bear planet.

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  3. Re:Goldilocks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Maybe it's because like Goldilocks, we'll go in and still all of their resources.

  4. something I could not figure out about waterworld by ravenspear · · Score: 4, Funny

    How did they get fuel for the fricking jet skis?

  5. Re:nothing new here by Snarkalicious · · Score: 5, Funny

    This KoolAid is juuusssst right.

  6. Re:something I could not figure out about waterwor by NevarMore · · Score: 2, Funny

    Peeing into a Mr. Coffee shouldn't have yielded drinkable water either.

  7. What a misleading title by adamchou · · Score: 1, Funny

    I was hoping to read about a planet full of blond beauties in bikinis

  8. Re:something I could not figure out about waterwor by PPH · · Score: 3, Funny

    Peeing into a Mr. Coffee shouldn't have yielded drinkable water either.

    Evidently you've never woken up the morning after a frat party.

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  9. I'll say it... by shaitand · · Score: 4, Funny

    The real question on everyone's mind is when can we start having sex with the exotic natives?

    1. Re:I'll say it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You first, my good man. We sincerely await your forthcoming J. Astrobio. paper, "Surprising Prevalence of Vaginal Dentata Amongst Tripedal Natives of GJ 1214" .

  10. Re: one of the most essential compounds for life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    There should totally be an x-prize for discovering a beer planet.

  11. Actually... by sycodon · · Score: 3, Funny

    With six times the mass of earth and subsequently higher gravity, any bi-pedal life from that evolves there will most certianly be able to kick your average human's ass.

    UFC will never be the same.

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    1. Re:Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Indeed UFC will now be two aliens rolling around on the floor doing something that could be fighting or could be mating.

  12. Waterworld Goldilocks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I was half expecting Kevin Costner with long blonde hair.