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Does Santa Hate Linux?

Posted by timothy on from the elf-beating-question dept.

beernutmark writes "Well, it looks like Santa or at least Norad/Google hates Linux. This year, for the first time since its inception, Norad is not making a simple .kml file available for download to track Santa. You must connect to their website with a Windows/Mac browser and use the browser plugin. No full-screen Google Earth to look at the beautiful areas around Santa's path. (Anyone have any open source source kml files for tracking Santa or any idea how we can go about making one for 2010?)"

18 of 271 comments (clear)

  1. Well, actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Linux users have figured out that Santa doesn't exist.

    Hey, I just felt something woosh over my head! Was it Santa!? Maybe he does exist!

    1. Re:Well, actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Ah shit. My snowball missed... then again, I don't think I was aiming at anything tangible...

  2. kml files? by brass1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    This year, for the first time since its inception, Norad is not making a simple .kml file available for download to track Santa.

    NORAD's been putting out .kml files since 1958?

    1. Re:kml files? by TapeCutter · · Score: 4, Funny

      "NORAD's been putting out .kml files since 1958?"

      Yes, but Al Gore's minions are hiding the data and now millions in the US are going to have their god given fairy tales taken away from them.

      --
      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    2. Re:kml files? by natehoy · · Score: 2, Funny

      The Gore Giveth, and the Gore taketh away... :)

      --
      "This post contains words, known to the State of California to cause thought. Wash brain thoroughly after reading."
    3. Re:kml files? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Please, Al Gore can't afford minions. They want to be paid in gold. Gold requires mining, and as we know, mining is a Republican notion.

      No, he's tricked hundreds of midgets, er, "little people" to do his bidding, promising them fiefdoms in his future underwater kingdom.

      He's already sold his waterfront properties in Arizona. The man is shrewd. I'd love to carve my name in his bark.

    4. Re:kml files? by WoodenTable · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not .kml, no. Prior to 2000 the information was stored on .elf files, which are proprietary to the North Pole. They've been in use for centuries, but a .elf generally causes problems on newer computers, so .kml is more widely used now.

  3. Re:Install User Switcher Agent by Nerdfest · · Score: 5, Funny

    You've saved Christmas! (Thanks)

  4. Elves by Nerdfest · · Score: 4, Funny

    The elves are annoyed with the Gnomes.

    1. Re:Elves by justinjstark · · Score: 3, Funny

      Because the Gnomes drink too much. Also, trolls aren't potty trained but slashdot seems to be okay with them.

  5. NORAD comfirms it by Kartoffel · · Score: 4, Funny

    2009 is not the year of Santa on the desktop. At least, not for Linux users :(

  6. Re:For once, I'm fine with being locked out... by dskoll · · Score: 2, Funny

    That "Christian fairy-tale" you are whining about is responsible for more joy, laughter, wonder, and good will in this world than anything else you can name.

    Not in my house. The Tooth Fairy trumps all.

  7. Re:Install User Switcher Agent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Awesome. So that makes 3 Christmases I've saved, 8 I've totally ruined, and 2 were kind of a draw.

  8. No he doesn't. by kbahey · · Score: 3, Funny
    No he doesn't hate Linux. In fact, he uses Linux himself!

    $ wget -S -O /dev/null http://santa.org/
    HTTP/1.1 200 OK
    Date: Fri, 25 Dec 2009 03:25:26 GMT
    Server: Apache/2.2.3 (Red Hat)
    X-Powered-By: PHP/5.2.11
    Set-Cookie: h=6bcc6f5aa7ec4549c0e5a837dd8cedb0; path=/
    ...
    Cache-Control: no-cache, no-store, must-revalidate, post-check=0, pre-check=0
    Expires: Mon, 31 Dec 2001 7:32:00 GMT
    Vary: Accept-Encoding,User-Agent
    P3P: CP="CAO PSA OUR"
    Pragma: no-cache
    Connection: close
    Content-Type: text/html; charset=UTF-8

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  9. Re:For once, I'm fine with being locked out... by i_liek_turtles · · Score: 2, Funny

    Japanese Muslims?

  10. Re:Who cares? by shane_rimmer · · Score: 4, Funny

    You forgot the last line:

    "Nietzsche is God" - Death

  11. Re:For once, I'm fine with being locked out... by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 3, Funny

    Most people in the West who are not Jewish celebrate Christmas, with or without the religious part.

    Actually many jewish people celebrate the holiday as well.

    .. by going out for Chinese food.

  12. Re:Install User Switcher Agent by BryanL · · Score: 2, Funny

    These 13 year old punk know-it-alls. Grrrr.