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Does Santa Hate Linux?

Posted by timothy on from the elf-beating-question dept.

beernutmark writes "Well, it looks like Santa or at least Norad/Google hates Linux. This year, for the first time since its inception, Norad is not making a simple .kml file available for download to track Santa. You must connect to their website with a Windows/Mac browser and use the browser plugin. No full-screen Google Earth to look at the beautiful areas around Santa's path. (Anyone have any open source source kml files for tracking Santa or any idea how we can go about making one for 2010?)"

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  1. kml files? by brass1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    This year, for the first time since its inception, Norad is not making a simple .kml file available for download to track Santa.

    NORAD's been putting out .kml files since 1958?

    1. Re:kml files? by TapeCutter · · Score: 4, Funny

      "NORAD's been putting out .kml files since 1958?"

      Yes, but Al Gore's minions are hiding the data and now millions in the US are going to have their god given fairy tales taken away from them.

      --
      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    2. Re:kml files? by WoodenTable · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not .kml, no. Prior to 2000 the information was stored on .elf files, which are proprietary to the North Pole. They've been in use for centuries, but a .elf generally causes problems on newer computers, so .kml is more widely used now.

  2. Re:Install User Switcher Agent by Nerdfest · · Score: 5, Funny

    You've saved Christmas! (Thanks)

  3. Elves by Nerdfest · · Score: 4, Funny

    The elves are annoyed with the Gnomes.

  4. NORAD comfirms it by Kartoffel · · Score: 4, Funny

    2009 is not the year of Santa on the desktop. At least, not for Linux users :(

  5. Re:Install User Switcher Agent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Awesome. So that makes 3 Christmases I've saved, 8 I've totally ruined, and 2 were kind of a draw.

  6. Re:Who cares? by shane_rimmer · · Score: 4, Funny

    You forgot the last line:

    "Nietzsche is God" - Death