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The Speculative Pre-History of the iPhone

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the remember-back-when dept.

harrymcc writes "The blogosphere is abuzz with rumors about 'iSlate,' Apple's supposed upcoming tablet. It's constructive to look back at coverage of the first iPhone in the months before it was announced. A high percentage of what was reported turned out to be hooey — as I remembered as I reviewed stories that said the iPhone would have a click wheel, a slide-out keyboard, and two batteries, and would run on an Apple-branded wireless network. I'm guessing that much of what we 'know' about iSlate is similarly off-base."

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  1. Oh... by XPeter · · Score: 4, Funny

    Five minutes passed, it's time for another Apple story.

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    1. Re:Oh... by mcgrew · · Score: 5, Funny

      Five minutes passed, it's time for another Apple story.

      OK, if you insist.

      Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden, and the snake talked Eve into eating the apple. Then she talked Adam into taking a bite.

      When they were done eating they had sex.

      God comes by and says "Adam, why are you hiding?"

      Adam says "I'm naked!"

      God says "You and Eve ate that apple, didn't you?"

      "Uh, well... yeah" says Adam.

      God sighs and says "Ok, where's that damned slut now?"

      "She's down at the stream washing up."

      God says "Damn! I'll never get the smell out of those fish!"

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  2. Re:Wait for it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    When it comes out, I'm sure most people will be camping out at Apple stores for it, and it will become the next fad, the must have at the coffee shops instead of the Twilight series books or staring at the Macbook.

    Save your beer money, because if you don't have this, you will be a social outcast.

  3. The iSlate will have... by jollyreaper · · Score: 5, Funny

    1. Removable battery
    2. Free upload of unsigned software and drivers, not locking the user in to any sort of "app mall."
    3. Full physical keyboard since everyone knows software keyboards are annoying
    4. Full and open support for third party hardware
    5. An affordable, low price-point that even Apple's harshest critics cannot bring themselves to complain about
    6. Copy and paste functionality at launch

    Unable to obtain 100% accuracy, now optimizing for 100% inaccuracy.

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  4. Re:Wait? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Funny

    MTo be frank, most of the apple (iphone/tablet/whatever) stories are already annoying. It's nothing but a huge fanboi echo-chamber or a giant fanboi orgy.

    Mr. Ballmer, if you just would log in you might get some of your karma back...

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