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The Speculative Pre-History of the iPhone

harrymcc writes "The blogosphere is abuzz with rumors about 'iSlate,' Apple's supposed upcoming tablet. It's constructive to look back at coverage of the first iPhone in the months before it was announced. A high percentage of what was reported turned out to be hooey — as I remembered as I reviewed stories that said the iPhone would have a click wheel, a slide-out keyboard, and two batteries, and would run on an Apple-branded wireless network. I'm guessing that much of what we 'know' about iSlate is similarly off-base."

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  1. Wait for it... by Khris · · Score: 5, Informative

    The only way to know for sure *IF* Apple will ever release a Tablet device is to wait for it. All of the rumours and "opinions" really get annoying after awhile because they all contradict one another.

    1. Re:Wait for it... by Fallen+Seraph · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Save your beer money, because if you don't have this, you will be a social outcast.

      I'd rather be a social outcast than someone so desperate for the approval of others that they'll buy a gadget just for the status it bestows.

  2. Oh... by XPeter · · Score: 4, Funny

    Five minutes passed, it's time for another Apple story.

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    1. Re:Oh... by mcgrew · · Score: 5, Funny

      Five minutes passed, it's time for another Apple story.

      OK, if you insist.

      Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden, and the snake talked Eve into eating the apple. Then she talked Adam into taking a bite.

      When they were done eating they had sex.

      God comes by and says "Adam, why are you hiding?"

      Adam says "I'm naked!"

      God says "You and Eve ate that apple, didn't you?"

      "Uh, well... yeah" says Adam.

      God sighs and says "Ok, where's that damned slut now?"

      "She's down at the stream washing up."

      God says "Damn! I'll never get the smell out of those fish!"

  3. How does Apple use rumors? by astrashe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How much do we know about the ways in which Apple uses rumors to gin up interest in new products?

    It seems likely to me that they leak stuff to keep us all talking, but I don't have any proof of that. It also seems likely to me that if they're going to be leaking stuff, they might not always leak accurate information.

    There was a story awhile back that quoted Yoko Ono as saying that the Beatles were coming to iTunes. Does anyone ever bother to dig into those stories to see what happened? Did Yoko actually say that? Was there a deal that fell apart? Did the reporter just make it up? If so, why? Was Apple trying to get us talking?

    Despite all of my suspicions about leaks and promotion, I'm really excited about the tablet. It will be really interesting to see what they do with the interface.

  4. Re:The product will not have an "i" prefix. by stokessd · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "They are launching a whole new branch of products and phasing out the "i' product all together in the next 3 years."

    I hope so, the "i"everything was annoying when it came out on crummy ugly gumdrop computers, and it hasn't gotten better over time. I had hoped that the two word naming was the "new hotness" IE frontRow, finalCut, etc. but no... Thankfully, the colored translucent plastic era seems to be behind us.

    I'm still scratching my head over the tablet, it was obvious that a phone with a non-sucko UI was needed when the iPhone came out, and even before seeing the product, I could imagine how it would make my life better. With the tablet, I don't have such a clear image of how it will make my life worth living.

    Sheldon

  5. Wait? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    >> All of the rumours and "opinions" really get annoying after awhile because they all contradict one another.

    To be frank, most of the apple (iphone/tablet/whatever) stories are already annoying. It's nothing but a huge fanboi echo-chamber or a giant fanboi orgy.

    1. Re:Wait? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Funny

      MTo be frank, most of the apple (iphone/tablet/whatever) stories are already annoying. It's nothing but a huge fanboi echo-chamber or a giant fanboi orgy.

      Mr. Ballmer, if you just would log in you might get some of your karma back...

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  6. The iSlate will have... by jollyreaper · · Score: 5, Funny

    1. Removable battery
    2. Free upload of unsigned software and drivers, not locking the user in to any sort of "app mall."
    3. Full physical keyboard since everyone knows software keyboards are annoying
    4. Full and open support for third party hardware
    5. An affordable, low price-point that even Apple's harshest critics cannot bring themselves to complain about
    6. Copy and paste functionality at launch

    Unable to obtain 100% accuracy, now optimizing for 100% inaccuracy.

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  7. iSlate name by OzPeter · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Regardless of any functionality this tablet will have, it only takes a very short time to come up with the "is-late" pronunciation of iSlate. I can't imagine that Jobs would let anything that could be turned into a such an obvious mockery of Apple be released. I have no idea what the table will be called, but I am betting heavily against "iSlate" - and yes I have been following all the reports on companies being purchased etc.

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