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Escaped Convict Continues To Update Facebook
Craig "Lazie" Lynch has been on the run from a U.K. prison since September. However, he continues to taunt police by updating his Facebook status. Now he is threatening to quit. From the article: "It seems, though, that late Sunday, Lynch began experiencing a little emotional pain. In what must have been an almost teary update, he posted: 'right I'm coming off this page as I have better things to do.' Who might have imagined that, in his mysterious hideaway, Lynch had something better to do than continue his run as a Facebook attraction?"
Tell the MPAA that he downloaded a cam'd version of Avatar. He'll be located, and his butt will be in jail by the end of the day.
This Birdman of Alcatraz ought to be tweeting, don't you think?
Girl(intraining), there’s no need to hide it. We know it’s you. ^^
What gave it away? The “s/he’. :)
Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.
This guy better not download any illegal music. They'd find him and fine him quickly.
*DrugCheese rants*
i KNOW WHERE THE SHIFT KEY IS. iT'S THE CAPSLOCK THAT i CAN'T FIND. pLEASE HELP ME.