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Escaped Convict Continues To Update Facebook

Posted by samzenpus on from the hiding-in-farmville dept.

Craig "Lazie" Lynch has been on the run from a U.K. prison since September. However, he continues to taunt police by updating his Facebook status. Now he is threatening to quit. From the article: "It seems, though, that late Sunday, Lynch began experiencing a little emotional pain. In what must have been an almost teary update, he posted: 'right I'm coming off this page as I have better things to do.' Who might have imagined that, in his mysterious hideaway, Lynch had something better to do than continue his run as a Facebook attraction?"

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  1. Easy Catch by Tehrasha · · Score: 2, Funny

    Tell the MPAA that he downloaded a cam'd version of Avatar. He'll be located, and his butt will be in jail by the end of the day.

  2. Facebook?!? by gardel999 · · Score: 5, Funny

    This Birdman of Alcatraz ought to be tweeting, don't you think?

  3. Re:taunting? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Girl(intraining), there’s no need to hide it. We know it’s you. ^^

    What gave it away? The “s/he’. :)

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    Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.
  4. RIAA by DrugCheese · · Score: 2, Funny

    This guy better not download any illegal music. They'd find him and fine him quickly.

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    *DrugCheese rants*