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Sir Patrick Stewart

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the welcome-to-the-holiday dept.

david.emery was one of a few folks who noted that Patrick Stewart can now be referred to as Sir Captain as he will be knighted by the Queen. This should bring balance to any future X-Men movies.

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  1. I now dub thee night by assemblerex · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Make it so"
    Though we both know it's because he and the Queen both roll with the Earl Grey posse.

  2. Re:Surprised by Scr3wFace · · Score: 5, Funny

    Am I the only one surprised to learn that he's *not* gay? Seriously, I don't mean that as a troll, I honestly always assumed he was until I read about his wife.

    Blasphemy! One to beam down.

  3. Nasty flashback when he's knighted by hellfire · · Score: 5, Funny

    Patrick will approach the queen during the ceremony, then suddenly have a fit as he sees the spotlights around him and scream "THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!!"

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  4. Re: King by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 5, Funny

    We did. His name was Cheney, and he kicked everyone but the asshats out of government.

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  5. Re:Abolishment? by JustOK · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, if you shoot someone, you are also depriving them of their franchise, which means...

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  6. Re:Pedantic, but... by Mercano · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes sir, Captain Sir, sir.

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  7. Re:Pedantic, but... by masmullin · · Score: 4, Funny

    here is a crown. next time you see one, you can recognize it.

    http://www.kidprintables.com/coloring/fantasy/crown.gif