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Sir Patrick Stewart
david.emery was one of a few folks who noted that Patrick Stewart can now be referred to as Sir Captain as he will be knighted by the Queen. This should bring balance to any future X-Men movies.
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I hate to break it to you, but Captain Jean-Luc Picard is not real. He is a fictional character on a TV show played by Patrick Stewart.
Having a smoking section in a public restaurant is like having a peeing section in a public swimming pool.
You know, NASA's budget request for 2010 is $10.1 billion for space stuff ("Space Operations" and "Exploration", by my read - see page 4).
The world could probably be a better place by spending a billion of that (like, oh, 10%) on rice and handing it out in Africa, and exploring space just a little slower.
(Note to people who are calculating that that's only a million tons of rice, and that won't go real far across a billion people for a year - it's a start, and the people who survive another year probably won't mind not dying.)
Who enjoys Christmas Carols? The only Christmas Carol I could enjoy would be a hooker with an extra-dirty fantasy. ^^
Oh, and now a quote from the best Christmas movie ever:
“Fuck me Santa! Fuck me Santa! Fuck me Santa! Fuck me Santa!” XD
Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.