2009 Darwin Award Winners Announced
Greg Lindahl writes "From the woman who jumped in a swollen creek to rescue her drowning moped, to the man who hopped over the divider at the edge of the highway to take a leak, and plunged 65 feet to his death, 2009 was a year both exceptional and unexceptional for Darwin Award-worthy behavior!"
Ha! Died while posting!
You failed to take into account that stupid people are a renewable resource (and a growth market).
Also, depending on the Darwin Award in question, a biofuel, an industrial lubricant, or a tasty new snack.
- None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton