Antarctic's First Plane, Found In Ice
Arvisp writes "In 1912 Australian explorer Douglas Mawson planned to fly over the southern pole. His lost plane has now been found. The plane – the first off the Vickers production line in Britain – was built in 1911, only eight years after the Wright brothers executed the first powered flight. For the past three years, a team of Australian explorers has been engaged in a fruitless search for the aircraft, last seen in 1975. Then on Friday, a carpenter with the team, Mark Farrell, struck gold: wandering along the icy shore near the team's camp, he noticed large fragments of metal sitting among the rocks, just a few inches beneath the water."
And inside they found a pipe in a keg of gun powder that had a pipe with clues that mean that there is a treasure map on the back of the Declaration of Independence.
I have a funny feeling this "Antarctic's First Plane" thing started when an American dared point out that the first plane to fly in Antarctica was the "Stars and Stripes" (built by the legendary Sherman Farchild, and one of his pioneering aerial surveys). Then, as is always the case when an American dares claim a "first" in anything, hundreds of Europeans, Canadians, Australians, etc. with inferiority complexes immediately rushed out and found an obscure case of someone *shipping* a plane to Antarctica before this (which never actually flew), so they could once again show those big-shot Americans that their dicks were bigger.
SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
It was an airplane before being loaded on the boat, then it was just a cool looking tug.
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A spokesman for the team discovering the aircraft issued a short statement, consisting solely of
"Tekeli-li! Tekeli-li!"
...in an Australian accent.
Promote proofreading. Don't mod up sloppy posts.
Then on Friday, a carpenter with the team, Mark Farrell, struck gold: wandering along the icy shore near the team's camp, he noticed large fragments of metal sitting among the rocks, just a few inches beneath the water."
The plane was made of gold? I guess they don't build 'em like they used to, huh?
"You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
I hope you're all preparing to welcome our new Shuggoth overlords.
I suspect I, for one, will.
Take some dogs with you when you drill, and if they start going nuts about any large, plant-like objects you find, leave them alone!
Also listen for strange piping sounds in the wind.
No good deed goes unpunished. - Avon, Blake's 7
Can you call a plane that never flew on the Antarctic the first plane on the Antarctic?
Because in that case I'm going to build the first hover-car on Earth.
It does seem as if the melting of Antarctic ice is what revealed the long-lost plane. Global warming, anyone?
-Z
Let me guess: It hid in plane site! ^^
Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.
Since they have found the plane, that then means that the search really wasn't 'fruitless', was it?
-Styopa